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Posted: 3/28/2008
Dudes in movies always get to say cool things that regular slobs like me can only dream about springing on people. Oh how I regret that day back in the high school guidance counselor's office when I chose "regular slob" instead of "movie star." How was I to know in 10th grade all of the things I was going to miss? All I knew back then was that signing up for "regular slob" on career day meant less time in the guidance counselor's office and ours was a fat lady who smelled like sweat and aeros...
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Posts: 1068 Rank: 15 Joined:
12/28/2006
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 3/28/2008 12:43:39 PM
There were some good lines in there. Maybe a follow-up about lines from movies that you'd never want to use: Patrick Swayze, Steven Seagal and Bruce Willis have a trove of lines to hate.
And I don't do that at work. I'm the HR guy, people just think I'm about to fore someone.
This was really really funny, and had me wishing you would have put more into the last few lines in way of story.
"Would you care to make this more interesting"
Funniest thing in my opinion on here since the 50 greatest things about America article.
And Hyde.... persistant little bastard..... Boston Scientific is about 30 miles west of Milton. In Natick. I found that on the internet. Its really cool... you should ask your IT department to hook it up for you.
Posts: 260 Rank: 40 Joined:
2/20/2008
Location:
Overland Park, KS
Posted: 3/28/2008 1:08:33 PM
Not to get all Houston S on everyone, but did anyone else get the feeling that Scheck was really enjoying himself writing out summaries for the first three movie lines, only to get stuck and then crank out 4 lines as quickly as possible to get this article over with? Perfect for the Friday audience.
By the way, you never want to say, "care to make this more interesting," at a urinal because if that person calls your bluff and says, "yes, I would." Then what?
Posts: 4281 Rank: 1 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 3/28/2008 1:52:38 PM
Very good job. I will be asking men to come see my etchings from now on. Only I'm from Philly so they probably don't know what etching means.
Some old time lines I like to use:
"Hit me again sam". I do this every time I need a new drink and slam my glass on the bar.
"why don't you come up and see me some time" I say this when one of my friends fall.
"the rain in spain falls mainly on the plain" I say this when some guy is hitting on me and he's wearing a gold chain. I think chain, plain, spain...they immediately walk away, which is nice.
"this looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship" I say this to my first drink.
"you cannot revel in the dukedom there" this is from Henry V, but I say it when someone wants to go to a crappy bar. no one ever knows what I mean.
Posts: 1326 Rank: 20 Joined:
12/8/2006
Location:
Long Island, NY
Posted: 3/28/2008 1:59:07 PM
broken today, because I'm not even feeling this one a little bit. And you are all performing felattio on it. Which makes me feel like I'm completely missing the boat.
Sean Connery may have inspired some of the best/worst movie lines in history.
Any time some tells me they'll do their best I give them the line: "You're besshht? Loshers alwaysh whine about their beshht! Winnershh go home and fuck the prom queen!"
And anytime something funny or interesting happens me and a friend of mine always drop a: "Thisshh Should make for an intereshhting bed time shhtory."
Posts: 1323 Rank: 3 Joined:
12/7/2006
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Los Angeles, CA
Posted: 3/28/2008 2:10:03 PM
I didn't really feel it either. But then again, I'm a jaded improvisor who hates anyone else trying to out funny him.
If the rest of you are bored, you can check out our newest bracket at my sports blog: http://pyleoflist.com/?p=567 (got I love shameless self promotion...)
Posts: 260 Rank: 40 Joined:
2/20/2008
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Overland Park, KS
Posted: 3/28/2008 2:10:20 PM
1.) Like the new avatar 2.) Not sure what's going on, but before the new avatar appeared, a picture of a partially balded man posing with a normal looking woman appeared. Definitely not from your normal stock of pictures. Just wondering what that was about. 3.) 98% of the time, birthdays are a letdown. 4.) Watching the games last night, I heard Dick Enberg say a coach was, "58 years young." 5.) People that say "young" instead of "old" should be set on fire. 6.) Oh, you guys noticed I climbed from 22nd place to tied for 6th last night in the bracket challenge? Yeah, I guess that did happen, but I hadn't even noticed until you brought it up. Thanks.
Posts: 1068 Rank: 15 Joined:
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Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 3/28/2008 2:17:50 PM
For your bracket update, brikz. Oops. Sorry, Newbomb. Good for you. Don't mind me. Just as Danny is jealous of other's humor, I'm bitter about my brackets.
Had I known that Tennessee was the latest incarnation of a Cleveland State under Coach Crackhead streetball team, I never would have had them going far. I think I counted 5 jump shots...and they were off one foot. No set plays. No boxing out. Can you tell I'm white?
Posts: 1480 Rank: 2 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Seattle, WA
Posted: 3/28/2008 2:23:11 PM
I love Balls wrecking me for ‘cockblocking’ him w/ Christine – she left out my 3rd scenario where you two crazy kids fall in love, get married, have kids, then have to explain how mommy & daddy met.
And I don’t know why but I would be more comfortable w/ Balls crushing my baby momma’s pussy than some other dude. Weird.
Yes, Missy is the .5 – no penetration or box munching, but vicious scissoring (great band name) = .5. It’s in the bible somewhere. I think in the back.
The fact that she can count her lovers on less than a fist, and that I know exactly who they are amuses me.
Sidenote – Christine was telling me ‘bout her lovelife, or lack thereof, on her porch, drunk (shocking, I know) and her roommate heard what she was telling me. Missy asked who the fuck she was talking to at 3 in the morning and she said “My therapist in Seattle” hence to origin for the rest of you. I am very comfortable in my role as the rapist.
‘nother sidenote – Why is it that the two biggest self described messes here take advice from each other? I think it’s the drinking and the Irish Catholic background. Wait, that’s the same as drinking. Nevermind.
To be perfectly honest I haven’t even read nor rated D-money’s posts. I don’t care is ‘she’s’ black, white, or asian. My policy – I cum in all shapes, sizes, and colors.
SidenoteIII- Son of Sidenote– we already have a DC, DLamp, and D-Stone. I ‘purpose’ a moratorium on D-names. All in favor?
