Posts: 2 Rank: 227
Member Since:
10/23/2005
Location:
Sandusky, OH
Posted: 3/31/2008
Son, you're probably becoming old enough to wonder why, in the name of Kool-Aid Christ, did I decide to give you the first name, "Alfonso" and the middle name, "Ribeiro."
In fact, that's a great fucking question.
If I were to lie, I'd woo you with tales of gun-threats, karate fights, and laser shooting that led to me label you with such a bastard of a fucking name. However, lying to you would just be another step in the wrong direction, Alfonso.
Posts: 33 Rank: 98 Joined:
12/12/2006
Location:
Seattle, WA
Posted: 3/31/2008 1:31:42 PM
when his red & black pleather jacket and moonwalking skillz made the 'fons the second- (ok, third-) string Michael Jackson.
Could that have been the catalyst for MJ's bizarre transformation from perfectly ordinary black guy into creepy white skeleton woman? The world may never know.
Posts: 1480 Rank: 2 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Seattle, WA
Posted: 3/31/2008 2:07:53 PM
"a straight shooter who once had an insatiable desire for grain alcohol, a habit for making ridiculous bets while blacked out, and a lack of respect for consequences."
Posts: 4281 Rank: 1 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 3/31/2008 2:37:07 PM
Ability to constantly find new things that not only annoy him, but us as well is nothing short of amazing.
My friends always pick the weirdest fucking names for their kids. When I ask what they are naming them, they always say, "we have it picked out, but we aren't telling anyone because we don't want anyone to steal it".
How the fuck do you steal a name? And if I hear the name am I supposed to get knocked up immediately and then hope that I can the kid before they do just to steal the fucking name?
and then the kid is born and I find out they names them: searrae, cyrianna, kaedin, brooklyn, etc.
like I would want those fucking names.
So now I just tell them that have baby names too. and when they ask I say, "bob for a boy mary for a girl". if I have to, I will name my kid Ruth, just to make a point.
Posts: 473 Rank: 23 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
East Lansing, MI
Posted: 3/31/2008 2:47:04 PM
You better not rename me. I'll report your asses to social services. Or just be a burden on society so people look at you and whisper when you're at grocery stores.
"That's the deviant boys parents!" "I bet they sooooo embarased!"
Posts: 1094 Rank: 12 Joined:
8/5/2007
Location:
La Crosse, WI
Posted: 3/31/2008 2:48:17 PM
Danny, the code for the links are as follows.
Using the Less than Sign, then the letter a, a space then the letters href and equal sign, and then quotes insert the address and add another quotes sign. Press enter here and then type the text you want to display after the text put another less than sign a slash from the question mark key, and the letter a. That is all you need to enter for it to work.
Posts: 260 Rank: 40 Joined:
2/20/2008
Location:
Overland Park, KS
Posted: 3/31/2008 2:53:52 PM
After reading D$'s post, did anyone else think back to Kentucky Fried Movie when Rex Kramer "Danger Seeker" appears and then yells, "NIGGERRRRRRRS" in front of some black dudes and then runs away? A classic.
Here's a link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7S5BP-tvR8
By the way, the TPPDL fucking sucks! My daily cash stipend is $8. How the fuck has unemployedMike survived for over 8 months down here?
Posts: 1326 Rank: 20 Joined:
12/8/2006
Location:
Long Island, NY
Posted: 3/31/2008 3:02:36 PM
Using the Less than Sign, then the letter a, a space then the letters href and equal sign, and then quotes insert the address and add another quotes sign. Press enter here and then type the text you want to display after the text put another less than sign a slash from the question mark key, and the letter a. That is all you need to enter for it to work.
Posts: 4281 Rank: 1 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 3/31/2008 3:02:44 PM
Separate of course. I'm so proud of our little boy already. he's threatening us.
Little Choquey, like we ever get embarrassed! Have you met us? you're still cute though. Now mind your daddy or he'll steal your beer again.
Danny- Guess who happens to be turning the grotesque age of 29 on May 23??? give up? She's super tall....clumsy, pretty darn chubby, gotta rack that won't quit......That's right! Kirstie Alley!!!!
no seriously, this must happen now that Its my birthday! And it would really help if you could tell everyone on the site you are cumming to our coast simply for the fact that it is my birthday.
I can't honestly think of a better way to spend my last birthday in my 20s than with complete strangers. This is gonna be one for the books!
And by books, I mean police files.
Oh and about Smashley's antidykeness.....Care to make it interesting?
Posts: 1326 Rank: 20 Joined:
12/8/2006
Location:
Long Island, NY
Posted: 3/31/2008 3:25:27 PM
dates at Caroline's for that weekend (the 23rd). Eddie Griffen is playing. I don't know what that does for you guys. We could always hit up the comedy cellar. Always good comics working out new material there. Of course we will have to go out afterwards and get obliterated.
There's nothing quite like missing the 2:30 train home and having to sleep it off on the Penn Station floor until 5. Good times....
