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Juan Turlington

Writer Rnk.: 1	Avg. Rating: 4.51	Total Pieces: 89
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Member Since: 10/23/2005

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Recent Articles By Juan Turlington

	Scumbag Strategies: Drinking for Free Posted: 5/28/08
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	OPM: Skeletor IMs He-Man Posted: 5/15/08
	Rating: 4.18 Viewed: 37003 Emailed: 15 Comments: 324

	Culkanism and You Posted: 4/28/08
	Rating: 3.73 Viewed: 38002 Emailed: 3 Comments: 234

	We're Awesome Because He Says Posted: 4/14/08
	Rating: 3.18 Viewed: 41432 Emailed: 1 Comments: 397

	Daddy's Gigantic Dick-Move Posted: 3/31/08
	Rating: 3.61 Viewed: 24584 Emailed: 4 Comments: 204

	Scumbag Strategies: Divorce on Posted: 3/18/08
	Rating: 3.71 Viewed: 13642 Emailed: 6 Comments: 105

	Abused Phamily Circus: Pizza D Posted: 3/17/08
	Rating: 3.91 Viewed: 13433 Emailed: 1 Comments: 13

	Abused Phamily Circus: History Posted: 3/10/08
	Rating: 4.05 Viewed: 11860 Emailed: 0 Comments: 11

	Lies n General Creepiness in 8 Posted: 3/4/08
	Rating: 3.90 Viewed: 27084 Emailed: 6 Comments: 199

	Abused Phamily Circus: Sing Me Posted: 3/3/08
	Rating: 3.75 Viewed: 10886 Emailed: 0 Comments: 12

	An Apology from Larry the Cabl Posted: 2/19/08
	Rating: 3.75 Viewed: 22824 Emailed: 1 Comments: 180

	Don't Call Me Honey, Hon, or S Posted: 2/7/08
	Rating: 4.03 Viewed: 18699 Emailed: 8 Comments: 101

	Luigi Instant Messages Mario Posted: 1/22/08
	Rating: 4.05 Viewed: 19296 Emailed: 13 Comments: 56

	Please Stop Screaming, Billy M Posted: 1/9/08
	Rating: 4.17 Viewed: 23170 Emailed: 12 Comments: 127

	Wal-Mart Customers: My Kid is Posted: 12/11/07
	Rating: 3.90 Viewed: 48278 Emailed: 68 Comments: 143

	I Hate The Fat Dancing Footbal Posted: 11/27/07
	Rating: 3.82 Viewed: 18394 Emailed: 9 Comments: 77

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