web site analytics
The Phat Phree is a proud member of the Crave Online advertising network
FAKE NEWS
by: MICHAEL HAGGES
View Profile | View Articles By This Writer | Contact This Writer
Use the form at the right to log in for more options.
Homepage

Who are these guys?
CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE, NY (TP
Add 'CORRECTION:Other Team Beat Yan' to Del.icio.us Add 'CORRECTION:Other Team Beat Yan' to digg Add 'CORRECTION:Other Team Beat Yan' to FURL Add 'CORRECTION:Other Team Beat Yan' to Fark
Add 'CORRECTION:Other Team Beat Yan' to Facebook Add 'CORRECTION:Other Team Beat Yan' to Ma.gnolia Add 'CORRECTION:Other Team Beat Yan' to reddit
Homepage
Username must be between 5-25 characters.

Password must be between 5-20 characters.
NEW TODAY
No data available
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT
Recently posted pieces from this section

Man Invents Fart Mobile
by Jeff Greenwald

Posted: 11/25/08 Rating: 3.00 Comments: 0

McCain-Palin Variety Show Cancelled
by Trevor Seigler

Posted: 11/3/08 Rating: 2.88 Comments: 0

Texas Messed With; Oklahoma Suspected
by Trevor Seigler

Posted: 10/13/08 Rating: 3.04 Comments: 345

Teenager Spay/Neuter Program Criticized
by Mark Garrison

Posted: 9/2/08 Rating: 3.75 Comments: 162

Al Sharpton calls for boycott of Niger
by Jayson Mattthews

Posted: 7/30/08 Rating: 4.12 Comments: 1092

Vermont Voting for Homer Simps
by Michael Hagges

Posted: 3/4/08 Rating: 3.45 Comments: 9

Porn Writers Strike, No One No
by Mark Garrison

Posted: 2/11/08 Rating: 3.45 Comments: 118

Taco Bell Announces New Ad Cam
by el Jefe

Posted: 1/17/08 Rating: 3.36 Comments: 300

Evel Knievel Jumps River Styx
by Jim Fath

Posted: 12/13/07 Rating: 3.91 Comments: 135

Latest Beyonce Album All Comme
by Jim Fath

Posted: 12/3/07 Rating: 3.47 Comments: 518

MORE BY THIS WRITER

Welcome to the Joke Retirement Gala
by Michael Hagges
Posted: 10/10/05 Rating: 2.46 Comments: 12

Cable Channels You May Have Missed
by Michael Hagges
Posted: 8/10/05 Rating: 2.86 Comments: 5

The Wit and Wisdom of Randy's Dad
by Michael Hagges
Posted: 11/3/06 Rating: 3.96 Comments: 33

Erica Lucero: Satan's Minion
by Michael Hagges
Posted: 9/23/05 Rating: 3.97 Comments: 52

Sister Mary Francis Picks 'Em All
by Michael Hagges
Posted: 10/6/06 Rating: 3.68 Comments: 8

SHIRT OF THE MONTH
Shirt of the Month

We Coulda Had Him Tee

"Hey, man, we coulda had him. Hey! We coulda had him, man!"
"I will fire when I'm goddamn good and ready! You got that?!"

Look At My Striped Shirt - The Book
COMMENTS  1-10 out of 142 Post Comment Message Board View
Sort Comments:       Filter By Rating: 
1 2 3 4 5 6 ...15 Next Page >
Porkchop Great. () Post #: 1
View Profile Posts: 4645
Rank: 5
Joined:  2/27/2007
Location:  Ventura, CA
Posted: 10/12/2007 10:44:02 AM
A sports article that's not re
Chester Tang Stick it () Post #: 2
View Profile Posts: 330
Rank: 27
Joined:  5/31/2007
Location:  Phoenix, AZ
Posted: 10/12/2007 10:55:33 AM
Nice - short and sweet. The Ya
Tom A Solid () Post #: 3
View Profile Posts: 665
Rank: 22
Joined:  12/7/2006
Location:  Woodbury, MN
Posted: 10/12/2007 10:59:41 AM
Not hilarious, but quite reada
vertigo Hagges () Post #: 4
View Profile Posts: 4510
Rank: 3
Joined:  12/7/2006
Location:  dallas, TX
Posted: 10/12/2007 11:07:46 AM
Great job! So appropriate and
DLamp There are () Post #: 5
View Profile Posts: 2222
Rank: 4
Joined:  12/7/2006
Location:  Los Angeles, CA
Posted: 10/12/2007 11:08:18 AM
a few things worse than being
Chester Tang Rooting for the Yankees when y () Post #: 6
View Profile Posts: 330
Rank: 27
Joined:  5/31/2007
Location:  Phoenix, AZ
Posted: 10/12/2007 11:11:21 AM
is like...

...cheering for
Arrogant Bastahhd Nice work MH () Post #: 7
View Profile Posts: 3252
Rank: 15
Joined:  2/22/2007
Location:  miami, FL
Posted: 10/12/2007 11:13:48 AM
first baseball article on here
TMAN Game () Post #: 8
View Profile Posts: 1714
Rank: 9
Joined:  3/13/2007
Location:  Denver, CO
Posted: 10/12/2007 11:17:50 AM
..Cheering for USC when you're
Tom A Vert () Post #: 9
View Profile Posts: 665
Rank: 22
Joined:  12/7/2006
Location:  Woodbury, MN
Posted: 10/12/2007 11:20:20 AM
I think it's " *crime* rate,"
Charlie Sheen Cheering for Yankees () Post #: 10
View Profile Posts: 58
Rank: 90
Joined:  2/2/2007
Location:  New York, NY
Posted: 10/12/2007 11:25:21 AM
Is like

having a really sma
1 2 3 4 5 6 ...15 Next Page >
Homepage
POST COMMENT Instructions Posting Guidlines

You must be logged in to post comments.
Username must be between 5-25 characters.

Password must be between 5-20 characters.
Homepage

Visit these friends of
The Phamily for more laughs...

Oscar Shitley’s

Modest Proposal

The Phat Phree on MySpace

Gorilla Mask

Tucker Max

Maddox

College Humor

Fark

Crave Online

Modern Drunkard

WWTDD?

Phamily Business Sites: The Phat Phree | Oscar Shitley's | Look At My Striped Shirt | Phamily Business Entertainment
Wanna Get Involved? Advertise With Us Found a Bug? Contact Us SwearTracker 3000
Become a Member
Apply to be a Writer
Link to Us
The Phat Phree is a proud member of the Crave Online Advertising network.
For information, click here.
Report a Bug
Report Copyright Violation
Contact the Editoral Staff
Contact Phamily Business
The Phat Phree is now proudly serving 19908 instances of the term: Ass.