It is said that hair makes the man, and certainly women go to amazing lengths to find a style that will at once enhance their looks and set them apart from other women. Sometimes the pressure and lengths traveled lead to styles and cuts that are just plain terrible. From the old standbys of ugliness like, The Mullet and Comb-Over to new additions to the bad hair lexicon like, The Career Terminator and The Gangsta Pimp- they are all here. We hope you enjoy our list of the 50 Worst Hairstyles of All-Time.

The Anchorman This variation of the "comb-over" is as ugly as it is dishonest. How can you trust a man who can't even tell the truth about being bald?	The Treasure Hunt There are only two creatures on this planet that are attracted to shiney objects: racoons and morons.	The Nashty It looks terrible here, but only gets worse as the sweat soaks in on the basketball court.	The Moe Howard The ultimate bowl-cut, Moe Howard sported this 'do for comic effect, but that doesn't stop others, particularly heartless parents, from requesting it for their kids.
The Original Pimp Known around the world as the first American pimp, Thomas Jefferson is credited with popularizing this style for his modern day counterparts.	The Mushroom AKA The Dickhead, this once-popular style has gone out of favor in recent years, but it'll be back.	The Captain Loved by bums across the globe, The Captain is often accompanied by stool and dirt matted deeply into the hair.	The Don King It's often hard to manage your hair when you are stomping people to death on the streets of Cleveland.
The Jew-Fro Commonly known as the Horshack, or the Kaplin, this popular 70's style, along with its cousin the Afro, nearly made pillows obsolete.	The Driving Rain The "wet look" is always a questionable choice, but all the more so if you're Latino.	The Dangerzone Kenny Loggins has made some terrible mistakes at the stylist over the years. And he must have a really weak chin for that beard to be a better alternative.	The Gangsta Pimp I really don't get why it is cooler to be a pimp than a rapper... "I'm so fucking hard I can wear a woman's hairdo."
The Dee Aguilera Dee Snyder popularized the hidious man-whore look nearly two decades ago, and Christina Aguilera brought it back.	The Super Idiot Only an inbread hillbilly would try to grow a cape.	The Wham! "Wake me up before you ejaculate on me"	The Van Winkle II Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? The asshole formerly known as Vanilla Ice makes his first appearance on the list here.
The Max Headroom "My hair-cut-cut-cut is riduculous. And these s-s-s-sunglass are worse worse."	The Drain Clog When you need a backhoe to comb your hair, it is time to cut the shit off. Seriously.	The Sharpton This black version of the Pompador is just terrible. The sad thing is Al probably thinks he looks good.	The Oh Yeah! Professional wrestlers have never been known for having good taste, but the Hulkster's blonde Skullet is the worst.
The Box An odd look for men, The Box is much worse on women. Grace Jones toed the line.	The Broom It may take hours to create, but later, when you are standing in the corner at the terrible rock show ignoring everyone, it will be SO worth it.	The Mein Kampf Although the little mustache gets all the attention, Hitler's early cut was just as terrible and creepy.	The Wright Stuff "I went to the barber shop and asked him to take a little off the top."
8 is 1 Too Many Jesus Christ, as if putting your kids on TV isn't bad enough. Adam Rich's parents should be in jail.	Black Hawk Down This girl LOVES Inspector Gadget 2.	The Comic Relief I think Billy's hairline is just trying to get as far from his terrible jokes as possible.	Sounds of Silence Worn by Art Garfunkel, Cosmo Kramer and Russian Dignataries, this style says, "I'm the sidekick" better than any other.
The Samoan Q-Tip WARNING: If used to clean ears, stroke swab gently around the outer surface of the ear without entering the ear canal.	The No Means YES! Marv's wigs are some of the most terrible ever seen on television. But, I wouldn't say that to his face for fear of being bitten.	The Pretty Tough These two "tough guys" hang their heads out of car windows like dogs to get their hair just right.	The Van Winkle I Some one put a racing stripe on a retard. "Word to your mutha!"
The Avalanche Don Sutton is one of only three people ever to wear the curley, white perm mullet-style. God, that is fucking awful.	The Nino Brown Also known as The Put-Put Green, this variation of The Box only enjoyed a short period of popularity following the release of New Jack City. Thank God.	The Sideshow Bob You really have to be a special kind of stupid to want to look like an evil cartoon clown.	The Milli Vanilli Woven from only the finest in throughbred horse hair, I hear that Milli's hair actually came from Secretariat.
Sensitive Ponytail You are a thoughtful and considerate lover... and an asshole.	The Traficant Former Ohio Congressman James Traficant was convicted of bribery in 2002 while sporting a fucking criminally bad hairpiece. Once again dishonesty from a guy with a wig... Who'd have thunk?	The Double Fault Agassi popularized this variation of the mullet with its frosted tips and ever-receeding hairline in the early 90's.	The 3-Team Parlay Good 'ole Pete Rose took a gamble on this style and lost. Badly.
The Clown Skullet "Anyone what to take a sledgehammer and smash my head?" Yes.	The Night Court Markie Post brought this hidious feathered she-mullet into our homes from 1987 to 1992.	Pride of Jersey I'd bet my right hand that this family has seen every Bon Jovi concert ever performed in the Tri-State area.	The Eternal Flame (Editor: All Michael Jackson jokes have already been performed repeatedly by Jay Leno.)
Flock of Seagulls When you're embarrassed by your bald head, you comb your hair over it. Appearenly, it also works for your hidious face.	Spaghetti Western Who would have thought it was possible to further disgrace Italian heritage?	Career Terminator Look, it's the kid from T2 all grown up. Seriously, though... We get it Rosey. You're gay.	The Final Solution Purdue's Gene Keady makes HItler's last hairstyle look even worse... As incredible as that may sound, the proof is in the photo.
	The O'Shea Also known as The Shag and The Gheri Curllet, this travesty was made worse by Cube forgetting his activator on picture day.	The Donald The king of the comb-over, Donald Trump's orange hair flap is without a doubt the worst hairstyle of all-time. And he is a jackass.