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The Best of The Phat Phree 2005

So, there were a lot of funny pieces to choose from, and some great ones didn't make the top 50. Here are my honorable mentions.

Merry Christmas- now don't say I never gave you anything.

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Professional Idiots - Read Me
by Charlie DeMarco - February 2nd
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Chess Champ on the Juice- Read Me
by Chris Queen - March 22nd
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Songs I Want To Kick My Ass For Liking - Read Me
by Joe Nash - March 29th
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Haters Ball, I Hate It All - Read Me
by M. Thomas L. - March 31st
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I Love My Fake Boobies - Read Me
by Brenda Della Casa - April 9th
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Welcome to Flavor Country - Read Me
by Gabe Uhr - April 13th
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MLB ALL Mustache Team - Read Me
by Merlot - April 16th
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Jim Fath Tapped to Play Own Lover - Read Me
by Jim Fath - April 18th
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Stupid Tight End Hurt In Cycle Crash - Read Me
by Jesse Lamovsky - May 5th
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New Slut Mobile in Town - Read Me
by Ben Lambert - May 7th
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Vince Carter Is A Huge Vagina - Read Me
by Charlie DeMarco - May 7th
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Mood Swings Now Excused - Read Me
by Matthew L. McCoy - June 23rd
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The Life of a Phone Monkey, Part I - Read Me
by Chris Browne - June 24th
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Ass-Backward Fuck Bastard: the Billy Bobs - Read Me
by M. Thomas L. - June 25th
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Grab your Mullet, It's Road House Time! - Read Me
by Matthew L. McCoy - July 6th
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Damn You, Journey - Read Me
by J.P. Melkus - July 16th
A Wedding Invitation - Read Me
by Steve Kiley - August 12th
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101 Hottest Hollywood Skin Flicks - Read Me
by Napalm Jones - August 29th
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You Can't Plinko for Shit, You Dumb Whore - Read Me
by Mike Polk - October 4th
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Help Me Star Jones, You're My Only Hope - Read Me
by Rob Sanford - October 6th
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No You Idiot, I Don't Feel Any Different - Read Me
by Charlie DeMarco - October 7th
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Owned - Read Me
by Jesse Lamovsky - October 14th
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Why I Wear the Brown Ribbon - Read Me
by Rob Sanford - November 9th
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Telling Lies, Telling Sweet Little Lies - Read Me
by Chad Zumock - November 30th
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Merry Christmas, You're All Fired - Read Me
by Justin Wood - December 16th
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Anal Sex Is Hard Work - Read Me
by Dave Carriere - December 21st
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Part I: The Best of the Phat Phree 2005 #50 - 26
Part II: The Best of the Phat Phree Comics 2005
Part III: The Best of the Phat Phree 2005 #25 - 1
Part IV: The Best of the Phat Phree 2005 Honorable Mentions

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Stu	Hey Charlie ()	Post #: 1
Posts: Rank: n/a Joined: n/a Location: n/a	Posted: 12/30/2005 4:17:58 AM Don't you think it's weird how you put three of your own articles on the list?
Charlie	Do you? ()	Post #: 2
Posts: Rank: n/a Joined: n/a Location: n/a	Posted: 12/30/2005 4:26:46 AM Actually, it is five. I told you that this was partially based on how much the stuff made me laugh, so is it a surprise that I enjoy my own sense of humor? Anyway, the ratings and hits back up my choices, so I don't feel like I am just tooting my own horn. But if you look at it the other way, that means of the 76 articles on the list total, 71 of them are not mine... Either way, why so ambiguous? If you think some of my work is not deserving, say it. I can handle it. I may have some bias, but I my intentions are not to self promote above showcasing the best work.
Stu	another Stu ()	Post #: 3
Posts: Rank: n/a Joined: n/a Location: n/a	Posted: 12/30/2005 9:14:46 AM Charlie if it were me, of 76 articles 75 would be my own. That being said, all the articles on all the lists are hilarious and deserving. All of them. Thanks to you especially and all the writers/editors who made this a fun place to hang out.
WTF	I'm glad... ()	Post #: 4
Posts: Rank: n/a Joined: n/a Location: n/a	Posted: 12/30/2005 10:19:06 AM to see you added "Welcome to Flavor Country" That is one of my all-time favorites. That article never got enough credit.
WTF	BUT ()	Post #: 5
Posts: Rank: n/a Joined: n/a Location: n/a	Posted: 12/30/2005 10:39:05 AM "I'm Sorry Officer" also deserves to be on there. Anyway, I'm sure you are sick of everyone criticizing the list. You could fucking debate it forever. The most important thing is that I hate my job and if it were not for this website I would more than likely kill myself and a few others as well.
Christine	Charlie ()	Post #: 6
Posts: Rank: n/a Joined: n/a Location: n/a	Posted: 12/30/2005 1:54:01 PM Don't feel the need to dignify anyone with an explanation. Its your list, do with it what you will. We(me) love the all the choices and your articles. In fact, I love them so much that I have TPP shrine set up in my bedroom. Oh no. . . . . I've said too much!!! How embarrassing!!!!
Justin Harvey	Mouth Full ()	Post #: 7
Posts: Rank: n/a Joined: n/a Location: n/a	Posted: 1/3/2006 8:11:15 PM Welcome to Flavor Country was also one of my favorites that didn't get as much notice as it should have. I believe that may be because it originally ran just before we put in the ratings system. But here's your chance to love it all over again! In fact this list of almost super-articles is almost more exciting to me than Charlie's top 50, because lots of these did not get their moment in the sun until now. They are also, to me, a good indicator of what readers of this site should hope to see everyday. Hopefully we'll post one or two Striped Shirt or 50 Ways To Get Fired caliber articles a month and everything in between will be awesome daily reading like these spunky little gems.

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The Best of The Phat Phree 2005So, there were a lot of funny pieces to choose from, and some great ones didn't make the top 50. Here are my honorable mentions.Merry Christmas- now don't say I never gave you anything. *********************************

The Best of The Phat Phree 2005

So, there were a lot of funny pieces to choose from, and some great ones didn't make the top 50. Here are my honorable mentions.

Merry Christmas- now don't say I never gave you anything.

*********************************