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Posted: 4/20/2006
I'll bet there are girls at the mall.
Yo, Salim. Asalamu alaykum, my man. I like your poster: Death to America and all of the infidels who live there. That’s a good one, dog. What are we rioting about today, you ask? Fuck if I know, but I’m sure we have good reasons. Hey Hakim. What’s happening, dude? Nice effigy of President Bush you’re burning. Those four years you spent at art school in the U.S. really paid off. Let me just throw this Molotov cocktail at the embassy and then I can shake your hand.
but the article kind of lacked 'explosive' material....i'm actually surprised that there aren't more jokes on arabs/muslims on this website...from all the violence they commit on themselves and others, their hypocricy when it comes to religion-bashing, the hamas guy with the orange beard, the loony persian that rules iran and is about to go nuclear...shit, thats getting less and less funny.
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Posted: 4/20/2006 9:21:29 AM
at first, i found myself wondering if anti-American rally enthusiasts had jobs? then i thought, "probaby not, that's why they're so angry, that and the lack of sex that's had." but after a while, it hit me. why don't these wishers of death to the infedels start some Middle East Riot League? they could get paid for rioting and protesting against America's imperialistic anti-Muslimism (?). then the rest of us could start a Riot Fantasy league where we could trade ralliers based on their stats- like how big thier sign is, how anti-Western it is, how bushy each protester's beard is, how many layers of burka they make their wives and sisters wear- and discuss how the Sheiks are going to squeeze Ali, Salim & Co. under the salary cap. we all could gather 'round the mosque, drinking wine and eating hummus and betting (Muhammad is ok with gambling) on who's team will cause the greatest public disturbance.
boo ya pro protester league! screw the great satan!!!
Victor French
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Posted: 4/20/2006 9:31:24 AM
I may need to find a running mate for 2012. My upper lip reeks like a bag of assholes.
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Posted: 4/20/2006 9:48:11 AM
What about Don Knotts?
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Posted: 4/20/2006 10:29:16 AM
and thanks. I never get tired of people who expose their hypocrisy.
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Just need to tell someone
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Posted: 4/20/2006 10:34:32 AM
I love Tom Cruise
Brenda Della Casa
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Posted: 4/20/2006 10:35:11 AM
Good Job, John
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Posted: 4/20/2006 10:54:43 AM
I've always wondered if these fundies come to Western countries and just sport a perma-boner at seeing chicks with their hair exposed, sans-hijab.
"Dude, is that a strand of female hair!? Holy shit, I'm jizzing in my pants right now!"
Mugatu
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Posted: 4/20/2006 12:58:25 PM
I'm sure your buddies at the riot will tell you there's even less poon at a Guantanamo Bay prison torture camp...
Suk Mi
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Posted: 4/20/2006 12:59:44 PM
Did TomKat have their baby yet?
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all of you
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Posted: 4/20/2006 3:19:02 PM
are going to hell... no virgins for you!!!
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Let Me Get This Straight
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Posted: 4/20/2006 5:19:28 PM
Are you saying that the terrorists hate us for our chicken wings? That's fucked up. I mean they are fucked up. The terrorists are the ones I'm saying are fucked up. Not you or the chicken wings. Osama, you suck, dude. Build a Hooter's over there and leave us the hell alone.
mat
Adios, Mr. Rushdie
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Posted: 4/20/2006 8:41:06 PM
Your fatwa is going to be announced in Tehran any moment, Mr. Scheck. You think Salman Rushdie had it bad? Who is going to protect you in that hippie haven of men in clogs called Seattle?
HA! You're toast, bud.
PS--Will you will me your baseball mitt collection?
Tangent Guy
This was Cleaver!
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Posted: 4/21/2006 4:01:21 PM
and I saw it on Primetime - when they come over here, they go hoggin' like nobody's effin' business. By the way, why is their TV station called Al Jizz-era?
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