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The Commodore Rules for Traveling Abroad, Solo Original Post
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Location:  New York, NY
Posted: 12/4/2008

Yeah sure! It's EXACTLY equal to $5 US
Having been lucky enough to travel the world over and experiencing my share of absurdities and witnessing the absurdities of others I've met along the way, I thought it pertinent to help those out who may be traveling solo to some foreign destination. Heed this advice to enhance your travel experience, impress exotic locals, steer clear of road bumps and keep yourself from getting shot, stabbed or robbed.

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  • Craven Moorehead First?? () Post #: 1
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    Location:  Bowling, TX
    Posted: 12/5/2008 5:59:46 PM
    At this hour? I guess all the usual TPP mouth-breathers took the day off.
    Phantom Shitter Dummy () Post #: 2
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    Joined:  12/10/2007
    Location:  Shutup, TX
    Posted: 12/22/2008 9:45:25 PM
    Craven Moorehead, you dumb fucking asshole, all of the regulars left. You look so stupid posting on here after all this time....wait a minute....FUCK YOU!
    Craven Moorehead Hey Phantom . . . () Post #: 3
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    Posted: 1/2/2009 3:41:11 PM
    Blow yourself.
    Phantom Shitter Hey Craven... () Post #: 4
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    Location:  Shutup, TX
    Posted: 1/14/2009 4:56:00 AM
    I can't get at my dick to blow myself, your fucking mom is in my way. Get a job, asshole.
    Craven Moorehead Well, then . . . () Post #: 5
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    Location:  Bowling, TX
    Posted: 1/22/2009 5:15:54 PM
    Once your dad takes his cock out of your asshole and gives you your daily Dirty Sanchez, go ahead and stick your head back up there.
    The Gatekeeper Well () Post #: 6
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    Joined:  8/6/2007
    Location:  New Website, GU
    Posted: 1/25/2009 1:21:45 PM
    I was going to tell you guys where to find the new website, but based on your last few posts, I'm gonna have to decline membership...

    Anyone else who's interested e-mail riptpp@aol.com. Leave your username.
    Phantom Shitter OK OK () Post #: 7
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    Location:  Shutup, TX
    Posted: 2/11/2009 9:42:52 PM
    Hey Gatekeeper. Just so you know, I am already on the new site. Just under a different name.

    And Craven, how's that job thing going?
    Craven Moorehead It's going great, () Post #: 8
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    Posted: 2/17/2009 4:15:51 PM
    thanks for asking. Your dad's a fantastic mentor. He's been helping me learn our route and teaching me the ins and outs of driving a garbage truck. It's like he's the Jeff Gordon of the LA Sanitation Department. He's also showing me the ropes around the landfill - he really knows how to find the best stuff in there.

    Hard to believe he's able to do that and still have enough time left to fluff over in Van Nuys on the weekends. You must be very proud.
    Phantom Shitter You smell. () Post #: 9
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    Posted: 2/17/2009 10:22:36 PM
    If my father was able to hold down a garbage truck job, I would be very proud, or even a fluffer job, but he fucks everything up. He's a bad dad, so have at it.

    However, it's easier to have a mother like yours, who is wheelchair bound and can't work, that way when I am fucking her in her ass all day, I don't feel like she isn't "living up to her potential."

    "Rolling holes" we call her.

    BTW, I don't know if you meant to paint yourself into a corner like that by saying you are learning the garbage truck trade from my father. Do you want to be a garbage truck guy, or do you want to make fun of it? Pull your head out of my fathers' ass you shitdick.
    Porkchop Jeez. () Post #: 10
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    Location:  Ventura, CA
    Posted: 2/26/2009 1:29:18 PM
    You guys are fucking gay.
    Phantom Shitter Come on Spart. () Post #: 11
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    Posted: 3/16/2009 6:39:06 AM
    Gay? That's it?

    OK, I'm gay.

    But Craven smells.
    CHIN HAH () Post #: 12
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    Posted: 3/26/2009 9:25:59 AM
    Keep it up boys, I love a good panty fight.
    Lets see if we can bring this site back!
    Phantom Shitter CHIN () Post #: 13
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    Posted: 4/6/2009 11:36:43 PM
    One horribly unfunny comment at a time.
    CHIN ... () Post #: 14
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    Posted: 4/7/2009 8:01:41 AM
    You make me laugh, Shitter, and by that I mean I want to shoot you in the face.
    Phantom Shitter Great joke () Post #: 15
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    Posted: 4/22/2009 9:34:00 PM
    Good work, CHIN. Welcome to the unfunny crew. I feel the site growing...mounting a comeback.
    CHIN Shitter & Moorehead, () Post #: 16
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    Posted: 4/30/2009 8:06:35 AM
    the Adam & Eve of the new TPP.

    Save me a seat.
    Phantom Shitter Fuck it. () Post #: 17
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    Location:  Shutup, TX
    Posted: 5/19/2009 1:49:13 AM
    There's nothing "new" about this goddamn site. It's worse than ever. Nothing works, no one posts and there are no new stories ever, yet somehow, stupid Netflix still pays for advertising on the site.

    Netflix = fail.


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