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11/9/2005
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Los Angeles, CA
Posted: 7/18/2007
The infamous blogger who outed Doogie Howser and Lance Bass (more like Lance Ass, right ladies!) turned his sights on me last week in this post:
Writer Ryan McKee likes to play up his machismo in his well-read and controversial Phat Phree column, "iDate Your Friends." However, anybody with half a battery in their gaydar knows this flamer munches more brown cock than Tony Soprano munches cannoli.
Rather than deny his claims publicly like gay Clay Aiken, I decided to show Perez that I'm not...
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Posts: 1542 Rank: 6 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
New York, NY
Posted: 7/18/2007 9:28:38 AM
Perez will end up there. I hate him in the ass....no, not in the ass. I mean I want to analhate him- no...shit!!! I mean I want to rape him in a prison shower...AAAAGGGHHH!!!
Posts: 1375 Rank: 10 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
savannah, GA
Posted: 7/18/2007 9:45:55 AM
you mean to say, perez hilton is an actual person? i always thought it was just the name of a website that made fun of paris hilton.
this article was gay, but in the happy, fun kind of way, not the "ryan mckee is a huge cold sore lisp penis inhaler" way. good job ryan. oddly enough, the new guy in my office looks exactly like the guy in the first pic. i think he's gonna have a date with some happy, fun kind of bashing tonight.
Posts: 1265 Rank: 7 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
TPP Island, NY
Posted: 7/18/2007 9:46:58 AM
this kinda made me sick, it was like the paul Kersey chronicles but gay, not that there's anything wrong with that, except the fact that it's fucking wrong! Perez that fag spends all day calling celebs fat and ugly doesn't he have a fucking mirror? and i love how he thinks he is a fucking celeb...Fat faggot boy, your 15 is up, go die.
Balls take a deep breath, start over, i think you wanted to say something like you were going to cut off his dick and fuck him with it, then stick his ass to a pool drain till his guts are sucked right out of his asshole...to me this seems like a good way for a homo to go, but hey balls this is your fantasy not mine.
Posts: 80 Rank: 36 Joined:
4/25/2007
Location:
OFallon, MO
Posted: 7/18/2007 10:08:20 AM
What I am supposed to be feelin from you on this report Ryan McKee. I laughded when Isiah Washington bitch slapped you but the rest of the time I just felt very uncomforable. Was this supposed to be gay? Me and Doc was never gay when we was comin up. We was something special. Coulda been.
Posts: 1375 Rank: 10 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
savannah, GA
Posted: 7/18/2007 10:19:45 AM
christine- you're not the only one that didn't know who this guy was. apparently there are 3, possibly 4 of us.
everyone else- you're obviously queer for knowing who this guy was. he looks like the manager at my local mcdonalds. shaved off eyebrows and "powder" skin and such. i don't eat big mac's on the days that he works. damn special sauce fruit cake.
but I couldn't throw you a fiver on this one, it wasnt' you, it was the material. I've also never heard of this person and really think that he should be buried alive in a casket full of fire ants now that I have. This is the kind of useless human beings darwinism is supposed to thin from the herd.
Now can we take the warning labels and instructions off of everything? Is this what you want the world to come to?
Posts: 1542 Rank: 6 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
New York, NY
Posted: 7/18/2007 11:17:19 AM
Having lived with a woman for a couple years I, unfortunately, know who this guy is as my ex-girlfriend read his blog a lot. There is no death horrible enough that he could suffer.
Posts: 1265 Rank: 7 Joined:
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TPP Island, NY
Posted: 7/18/2007 11:41:50 AM
He is fat and gay, i was under the impression that most gay guys were in decent shape? If there are any butt fucking homos here could you tell me if i'm right or wrong.
and i'm actually getting a good laugh out of the Staw. Drugs really fucked him and Doc up. I saw Doc start in Buffalo (AAA ball), he threw 1 pitch it was a HR and he was removed from the game. I'll never forget thinking, too bad Doc and Strawberry coulda been something
One more from Doc. When he was with Cleveland late in his career, he started game 3 in the wild card round. 1st inning, ump misses an out call at home, Doc yells in his face "Get in the fucking game!" Clearly audible to anyone watching, the tv announcers froze, and Doc got tossed.
He's such a badass, at least he won a Cy Young and MVP-unlike your worthless ass Straw/Shartan.
Posts: 80 Rank: 36 Joined:
4/25/2007
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OFallon, MO
Posted: 7/18/2007 12:18:24 PM
You just keep on givin Vertigo. I be tryin to make it right ya know. Get my swing back. I had the sweetest swing in baseball! And thank you very much Mr. DC Dick Chuggins the time that I spent in Tampa is when I got caught and put on tv so all you cracka Steinbrenner types could feel better about me using my dick knock your ovaries outta the park! When I had my shit straight and wasn't getting busted and stuck on court tv, I was in Coconut Grove riding the Tu-can Sam rocker. Shit man, you ain nothing man, when me and Doc was comin up we coulda been special!
Posts: 603 Rank: 21 Joined:
12/8/2006
Location:
north babylon, NY
Posted: 7/18/2007 12:30:32 PM
I actually had no fucking clue who this queer was until these two girls in my office were talking about it during lunch yesterday. I told them that if they didn't end the conversation imediately they'd soon find out what shit dick tastes like. Then I showed them anyway...
Posts: 2047 Rank: 5 Joined:
2/27/2007
Location:
Ventura, CA
Posted: 7/18/2007 1:37:45 PM
I hate baseball, and certainly don't pay attention to the players. Whoever Da Straw is, really needs to update their "Bad Ideas" wall of shame.
I accidentally road raged one of my co-workers this morning. The twunt (thanks Toque) was doing 60 in a 65 during rush hour, so I pulled up next her, honked and flipped her off and THEN realized it was her as she was in mid-wave to say "hi" to me. Oops. I don't think she'll be talking to me anytime soon.
