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Posted: 5/12/2006
You might think I’m out of line by saying this, but I seriously believe that some people, namely myself, should be allowed to walk down the street with a loaded automatic firearm. Preferably an MP5 or maybe an M 249 SAW. Fuck that. I wanna walk the streets with an Ultimax 100 MK4! And that’s mostly because some other people (not me) should die. That’s just unconscious knowledge. Girls who think a muffin top of back fat is acceptable should die. Guys who think Axe body spray will actually ...
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3. Mutha Fucka, that better be a mutha fuckin snake in yo fuckin pants.
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Posted: 5/12/2006 6:13:40 AM
2) Sorry son, but to be a genuine klansman you need to be at least this tall.
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Posted: 5/12/2006 6:58:13 AM
What's that smell white boy? Goddamit! I just shat my pants!
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Posted: 5/12/2006 6:58:20 AM
3) What's that smell white boy? Goddamit! I just shat my pants!
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Posted: 5/12/2006 7:18:45 AM
i stopped watching lost.. tv is supposed to be mindless entertainment.. you give, i take.. now i've got to work, research and decode? no thanks.
tool's got chops, although i dont dig their music too much.. i cant remember you rating something so high, is the 4.5 a 1st?
1. "mathew brady is such a queen...."
2. overcoming dyslexia is required for a hood, dummy. from the top..
3. "mutha fucka, you tellin' me yo' poopin' these things out??'
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Posted: 5/12/2006 7:49:11 AM
Not because they suck, but because they're so damn good and can't seem to figure out what to do with it. If you took the last two albums, cut all the filler and shitty tracks with 6 minute lead ins followed by a minute and a half of mumbled vocals, and put songs like Parabola, Ticks and Leaches, Lateralus, Vicarious, Jambi, The Pot, and even the Wings for Marie\10,000 days together on one cd it would be the best fucking album ever made. Instead it's absolutely amazing songs followed by complete shit and I'm skipping so much filler I feel like I'm getting ripped off paying for two cd's and getting one.
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Posted: 5/12/2006 7:58:41 AM
2. - Het! Which one of y'all would fuck Halle Barry?
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Posted: 5/12/2006 8:41:06 AM
My ADD prevented me from finishing it. On a brighter note the dumbass that posted my e-mail address (which is legal) and then told people to SPAM it (which is not legal) will soon have to deal with some serious people.
It is one thing to fool around but another to tell people to break the law and evn tell them how i.e sign up this e-mail addy for gay porn.
Too bad this pathetic excuse for a website will take some heat also for allowing such morons to run wild.
Victor fuckin' French
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Posted: 5/12/2006 8:58:12 AM
You're gonna do what? Put a bullet in my head? Thank God (the boss). You don't have to wait for 2012 to do that. Just let me finish this piece of chicken.
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Posted: 5/12/2006 9:10:48 AM
Pathetic excuse for a website? Why do you visit it every day of your life? Stop being a bitch, you little fucking bitch.
Patrick M
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Posted: 5/12/2006 9:13:20 AM
This is going to be my only comment today that is either directed towards you or is about you.
JPM: "Too bad this pathetic excuse for a website will take some heat also for allowing such morons to run wild."
If the website is pathetic, get off and stay off. You have alienated yourself with your attention-seeking tactics.
Finally, you are the only "moron" on this site. I wish I had been the one to find your e-mail address, re-post it, and invite everyone to have fun with it, but I'm not that interested. Just know that you will fail to exact any retribution on that person/hero or this website. Take heart, you may find some sort of comfort in this feeling of failure, as I'm sure it is familiar to you.
Go take your medicine.
JPM
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Posted: 5/12/2006 9:16:40 AM
Thank you for the opinion but once again you prove what a moron you really are. Keep flapping those dick sucking gums big guy.
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Posted: 5/12/2006 9:24:14 AM
Where did you go to Law School at Patrick?
That is what I thought so shut the fuck up.
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Posted: 5/12/2006 9:45:36 AM
HA!! First and foremost, let me just say the line, "I have...the leadership skills, the raspy voice and enough knowledge of famous naked boobs to effectively run the entire universe" is the best of any Universe Presidential candidate, EVER!!
Secondly, I am astounded that NO ONE (ahem) has commented on you sampling 'A Few Good Men' in your intro...which was very well adapted and utilized in a most ingenius way.
Thirdly, I too am a huge Tool....fan. But then again I think ANYTHING Maynard Keenen touches is pure, true-to-life, fuckin' GOLD!! (Obviously, Im a big Perfect Circle fan).
FInally,
1. Get the fuck up!!!...damn cheater...the music hasn't stopped yet....
2. Uh..I wonder when I get my hood, these sunglasses just dont provide enough anonymity...who the hell are we waving at?
3. I know, I know, My hand is uncomfortably close to your...'crotchal' region; but this is the only way we'll be able to save the planet...TRUST ME, I don't want to this eitha Mutha Fucka!!
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Posted: 5/12/2006 9:48:50 AM
HAHA it was me who spammed your gay ass... not really, but now I wish I had, I would love to see you flex your cyber muscle. I'm a bonafide asshole by far, but you little guy beat me by a landslide.
before u wrote that "you'll be sorry" post earlier, didn't your brain tell you how horribley gay of an idea it was??
JPM u suck-didily-uck!
JPM
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Posted: 5/12/2006 9:57:57 AM
Copying off the Simpsons must be a new low for you but keep stealing material because you are too stupid to come up with anything original.
Use your real name also not one of the 1,000 handles you post with. Pussy.
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Posted: 5/12/2006 10:08:02 AM
Patrick M - That's 5 yards for encroachment!!!
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Posted: 5/12/2006 10:14:45 AM
15 yards for not being funny!
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Posted: 5/12/2006 10:16:55 AM
Sorry. Point well-taken.
Is today shoulders and back? Wait. No. It's the guns, isn't it? "Curls for Girls" heading into the weekend? Nice.
As promised, you will not hearing from me. I'll be busy monikering the Orange County dockets for new lawsuits.
JPM
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Posted: 5/12/2006 10:18:13 AM
Which Law School did you go to again?
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Posted: 5/12/2006 10:20:42 AM
1. The conjoined twins, Niles and Eppmen, looked into seperation surgery, but unfortnately Niles' arm could not be removed from Eppmen's head without causing severe brain damage.
2. "Hi Mom!"
3. Coach Carter gives another one of his "hands on" lessons about basketball and life.
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Posted: 5/12/2006 10:26:57 AM
Tagliablueballs is complaining that my gunnage is compromising the uniformity of my uniform. What a pussy.
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Posted: 5/12/2006 10:28:40 AM
1. No Father, I do not want to sit in your lap and I do not want a free mustache ride.
2. Ok, show of hands, How many people here voted for Bush?
3. I'll do whatever it takes for you to watch my motha fucking movie, Snakes on a Plane?
Martin
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Posted: 5/12/2006 10:30:07 AM
Not to sounds like another whiny, attension-starved commenter (not mentioninng names), but the "Beat the Caption" was my idea that I posted the other day, not Milton's. Not to be a stickler, and I know both of our names start with an "M" and contain similar letters, but just make sure your bibliography is correct. I know it's petty, but I only get a good idea about once every five years.
Okay, that said, I actually have some work to do for the next couple of hours, but I shall return soon to hopefully accept the challenge and justify this whole caption scheme.
Patrick M
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Posted: 5/12/2006 10:33:31 AM
1. A little bit lower. Lower. Now, to the right. Yeeess. You got it. Oh, that's good.
2. It's up. It's long enough. It's.....gooood!
3. OK. You're dilating. I saw the crown. Just keep breathing.
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