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Posted: 8/28/2007
With the announcement of Attorney General Alberto Gonzales' resignation on Monday, producers of the popular cable-television news satire program "The Daily Show" are regretting their decision to take a two-week hiatus.
"Man, we are kicking ourselves," said executive producer Troy McClintock. "We thought we'd be in the clear, since Rove announced he was leaving last week. We figured unless something big happened like Condoleezza Rice losing an eye in a fishing accident or Britney accidentally...
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Posted: 8/28/2007 9:15:14 AM
Good shit here, my man. To describe the attitude of this show as smug would be a massive understatement. I still think it's great, but they might be getting a little big for their britches and think they're more powerful than they are. And when they get called on it Jon Stewart will just say they don't have to take responsibility because they're on Comedy Central which is bullshit.
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Posted: 8/28/2007 9:32:17 AM
Balls said exactly the same thing with an eighth the words. Speaking of that does anyone else know what is one eighth or 3.5 grams, exactly, an 8-Ball(s) conincidence? I think not. Fuck off everybody, if Christine can get drunk on monday night i can have "coke talk Tuesday"
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Posted: 8/28/2007 9:33:41 AM
It's been 20 minutes since my journalism professor began talking about how he coached Derek Jeter in little league, and right now my eyes are glazing over and from what I hear, we're talking about Nicole Ritchie.
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Posted: 8/28/2007 10:01:50 AM
This wall is slower than a down syndrome foot race. Since my class just now finished talking about Nicole Ritchie and other "celebrity news", I feel dumber than I did before now that I know she's going to have a baby with a guy from Good fucking Charlotte.
Here's a game idea to spark discussion: You have only one hand. What would you have surgically implanted (other than another hand) on your arm?
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Posted: 8/28/2007 10:07:14 AM
So, you were just asking if anyone else knew that? Yes Nick, some of us did. Please have your intern type your posts now to ensure clarity and proper punctuation and grammar. Thanks
5-1: Stewart canned Amiott and that prompted this article. Even: Amiott could still be head writer for "The Hills" 4-1: Serena Williams would make a freight train take a dirt road.
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"Pick up the phone, I'm always home. Call me anytime."
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Posted: 8/28/2007 10:22:21 AM
Everyone Email Brikz and tell him to change the league to a 16 person game. We only have 16 people anyways and that way we can choose more players.
I think it would be good to get a confirmation on who's playing too. If you signed up say something today, otherwise we should widdle the teams down so the draft doesn't take so damn long.
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Posted: 8/28/2007 10:44:10 AM
I'm in.
Nick, my hand-penis would definitely have balls. They could act as a thumb, so you could still hold stuff with it when you weren't immersed in a menage-a-trois.
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Posted: 8/28/2007 10:45:41 AM
don't have writers?! That's a good one!
Sorry - but this has to be brought up. Travis Henry - NFL running back - has tallied 9 children by 9 different women. WOW!
That got me to thinking that Henry used to play in Buffalo and he's approximately 5'9" and 215 pounds. That, in turn got me to thinking that possibly some of these children could actually have been Big Nicks - who dressed up in black face for shits and giggles and played himself off as T. Hen and dropped some batter on NFL groupie hoe's.
Then I remembered that those women would immediately be disposed of - dead women can't give birth.
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Posted: 8/28/2007 10:50:23 AM
He could dress up as a black man all he wants but as soon as he dropped trow they would see his steroid shriveled raisen sack and realize he's no black man.
