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Posted: 6/21/2007
Wheee....I'm drunk and Swinging!
Rick Falcon and Jim Fath are big fans of domestic abuse. Not because of the torment of trapped women in horrible relationships but because of the great TV it makes for on the hit FOX show "Cops". Seeing some guy in a mustard stained undershirt tell police officers that he and his wife were "Just having a discussion that got out of hand" is priceless and never gets old.
That being said neither Rick nor Jim has ever laid a hand on a woman and certainly don't condone that kind of horrible beha...
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Posts: 1389 Rank: 9 Joined:
2/27/2007
Location:
Ventura, CA
Posted: 6/21/2007 10:22:12 AM
Not your fault, but half of the article is covered up by the pictures.
These men are all pimps. Keeping the "Hand" strong is essential in today's "Women's Lib" era. These bitches think they should be treated equally. I say NAY!!! NAY TO THEE!!!! God made them for one purpose; to carry that vagina where ever we say it should go. He did not create them to think or speak. That was a mistake on evolutions part, not God's.
Posts: 674 Rank: 10 Joined:
3/13/2007
Location:
Denver, CO
Posted: 6/21/2007 10:57:49 AM
Every time I see that Tawny mug shot a single tear rolls down my cheek. It proves that fact that no matter how hot a girl is at one time, she can always end up looking like $5 hooker who routinely needs to give discounts just to turn a trick.
Posts: 526 Rank: 12 Joined:
12/14/2006
Location:
Washington , DC
Posted: 6/21/2007 11:05:18 AM
James Taylor was no slouch either. He used to slap Carly Simon around as well. She gave him an ultimatum, he gave her a black eye. Sounds like a fair trade to me.
Posts: 2094 Rank: 1 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 6/21/2007 11:54:17 AM
needs further altering, but Henry VIII was no perfect hubby. He murdered his wives if they didn't produce sons, or if he just got tired of them. Alcohol wasn't even a factor. Now that's a dick!
Ike's best song about Tina post-breakup? "I Gave You What You Wanted, It Ain't My Fault You Didn't Like What You Got"
My personal favorite fictional wife beater? Doyle in Sling Blade. "Linda, you know better than to talk to me like that. Don't make me knock the piss out of you."
Lou Diamond Phillips - this guy beat the shit out of his first wife so much that A) it killed his carreer (or at least that's one of his claims) and B) she became a big fat dyke and now is married with children to... Melissa Ethridge. Fuckin Legendary.
Posts: 1191 Rank: 5 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
New York, NY
Posted: 6/21/2007 12:52:44 PM
When James Brown was 70 he was married to a 34-year-old. Amazing.
Christine, great call on Henry VIII.
Othes worth mentioning:
Elijah Dukes: Dukes' wife, NiShea Gilbert, 26, a teacher at Beth Shields Middle School in Ruskin, told the court in another filing Thursday that her husband threatened to kill her and sent a photo of a handgun to her cell phone. She played the St. Petersburg Times a voice mail message she said was from Dukes:
"You dead, dawg," says an angry voice. "I ain't even bullshitting. Your kids, too."
Brett Myers (911 transcript describing something that took place on a street corner in broad daylight): "I got a guy smacking a girl around right in front of the Hynes Convention Center. He's right in front of the fire station that's in front of the Hynes Convention Center. She's crying. She's got no shoes on. He's a pretty big guy in a white shirt. And he's hitting her hard. I saw it. A couple of other people saw it."
Dukes hasn't really laid the smack down on his wife, just threats and chucking things at her. She's actually been taken down town for hitting him. His biggest thing here is that he's 22 and has six kids already (only 2 by his wife). The latest one revealed was a 17 year old foster kid that is grandmother was housing. Hopefully we can trade him to the Yankees pretty soon.
up for early consideration for COD. The visual on that scenario was hilarious. Of course his theme music with the glass shattering had to come on post ass whopping and beer spraying!
here every day, ad nasuem. He's told about 15 different reporters to fuck off. He called into a radio show on Tuesday to explain his side of the story and sounded like a lunatic. It's only a matter of time before he ends up killing more people than he's fathered.
