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Location:
Cuyahoga Falls, OH
Posted: 6/27/2007
The air was filled with the sounds of cutlery, big-screen televisions, the babble of the hoi polloi, and with the aroma of fried food. They were the sounds and smells of combat...a combat of minds, a combat of will. It was a dimly lit combination sports bar-eatery in a strip mall. It was the right place, the right time, the only time. It was the Warrior's time.
His wife and daughter were here with him. His women, as he liked to think of them. Matter of fact, the old "ball-and-chain" herself ...
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Posts: 24 Rank: 76 Joined:
6/20/2007
Location:
Norristown, PA
Posted: 6/27/2007 10:00:11 AM
I would say more about leaving the women at home but my girlfriend has learned to watch this message board and I'm not going back to masturbating seven times a day.
Posts: 889 Rank: 6 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
New York, NY
Posted: 6/27/2007 10:06:07 AM
I have to say that it's the Warriors fault for bringing the whores to trivia night in the first place, but I do sympathize with their inate ability to have terrible fucking timing.
On that note I'd like to give a shout-out ot my local sports trivia night here in NYC. It's every other Tuesday night at the King's Head Teavern on 14th Street.
"The Jeffrey Leonard Invitational"
http://www.nycsportstrivia.com/
I strongly recommend you come if you're in the area.
Posts: 726 Rank: 7 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
two up two down, VA
Posted: 6/27/2007 11:02:13 AM
i'm not a writer, or a creative writing teacher, so maybe i'm easily impressed - but this line was unreal: "It was the Warrior's mastery of the difficult trivia that set him apart from the sheep he was shearing."
a glorious (and long overdue) return to the WW series.
Posts: 440 Rank: 4 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Burbank (for the week), CA
Posted: 6/27/2007 11:05:02 AM
I'm atually seething with anger towards that fucking waste of labia wife.
My family, friends, and especially girlfriend know that i'd sooner cross check my forearm to their nose, followed up by sweeping an elbow towards an eye socket, and finishing with a swift yet furious punch to the throat before i let them answer a trivia question without my consent.
As is ever letting a child play serious fucking grown ups game. The warrior deserved defeat and humiliation for caving to the hateful bitch of a wife and even allowing either her or the daughter to speak in public unless spoken to.
Yet another problem with society today. This is just one more reason that I'm looking for a hot mute.
Posts: 62 Rank: 88 Joined:
3/6/2007
Location:
North Pole, AK
Posted: 6/27/2007 12:41:21 PM
mutes are great. they do make crazy/ unknown sounds in the sack though. either you like it or you dont. but they are all around good gals.
Second, the line "resembled a white version of Charlie Batch" very descriptive. funny.
Third, this article was good and also proves that sportbars and women&children dont mix. it always goes haywire. either in the bar or (like me) on the ride home.
Let's get this going, in the weekend warrior spirit. Favorite karaoke songs to sing while on weekend binge? Maybe we could also make a game of worst karaoke songs as well.
Some faves:
"The Girls All Get Prettier At Closing Time" usually around 1:45 am is best bet
"Bust A Move" always a hoot, and can mix in commentary to guys throwing it out there that night
"Addicted to Love" If you are in a dump and its past 9pm, this will get the energy levels up
you got the wrong guy on that one, that's your boy sparty... and Ant, but he does it for entertainment value. I can't help that other people are also disturbed by your new found self aggrandizement.
Posts: 570 Rank: 3 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Los Angeles, CA
Posted: 6/27/2007 1:33:49 PM
My girlfriend and I like to do "I'll Be Missing You" as a duet. I do the Puffy parts, she does the Faith Evans singing. Then I like to follow that up later with "I Don't Want to Miss A Thing" by Aerosmith, which I sing directly to a strange man in the bar.
Works 78% of the time.
Worst song ever to sing: "Love Shack" by the B-52's
ODB - got your money you gotta get alow and raspy and shit, but it'll blow up tha spot. For some reason people just love that fucked up dirty motherfucker, may he rest in peace.
Anything by Journey.
worst - I'm gonna join Lamp in Love shack, followed closely by any slow ass ballads, particularly country with some never was in her prime 40 yr old weird lady flying solo, who most likely stalks the karaoke guy to every bar he plays.
Posts: 410 Rank: 14 Joined:
3/13/2007
Location:
Denver, CO
Posted: 6/27/2007 1:55:35 PM
I was on a cruise 6 years ago and after listening to reggae by the pool for a solid week I was inspired to do an extremely inebriated version of Bob Marley's "Could You Be Loved". The look on all the "darker" people’s faces was priceless
I give you 5 lightly beaten women falling down stairs. The WW series is wonderful. I have been out of the PP loop for a long time. Has there been a WW article on home improvement yet? If not, I hope JDL tackles that next time.
