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Ben Toth

Writer Rnk.: 100	Avg. Rating: 3.73	Total Pieces: 6
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Member Since: 8/15/2006

i like to watch fat people fail at things

Recent Articles By Ben Toth

	You want a Feud? Posted: 6/28/07
	Rating: 2.69 Viewed: 5320 Emailed: 0 Comments: 149

	I Was a Teenage Ukrainian Porn Star Posted: 1/17/07
	Rating: 3.55 Viewed: 5338 Emailed: 4 Comments: 22

	Misogyny, I’ve Failed You Posted: 11/16/06
	Rating: 3.82 Viewed: 1823 Emailed: 9 Comments: 35

	Even Extremer Makeover: Home Edition Posted: 10/3/06
	Rating: 3.49 Viewed: 1167 Emailed: 6 Comments: 5

	Fuck you, Asslehoff! Posted: 9/20/06
	Rating: 4.07 Viewed: 958 Emailed: 10 Comments: 10

	We've Turned our Backs on Pedophile Rock Posted: 9/12/06
	Rating: 3.88 Viewed: 920 Emailed: 3 Comments: 21

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