I fucking love You, Tom Cruise. So what that you believe in Aliens and yell at Matt Lauer! Matt Lauer is a balding punk with no talent and a personality as interesting as a fucking a Brussels sprout. You are a superstar. A SUPERSTAR, I say!
You were in Top Gun. Lauer was in the living rooms of old ladies and sad housewives. I think the world needs to focus on the issue here. Wait, tell me, Tom. What was the issue again?
Anyway, that stupid Lauer had it coming. You took him down like David, man. Let me tell you, I thought you were just going to talk about that movie of yours but you got to the real issues like a real pro. Go Tom, I say! Tell the world to get off the meds. So what if young girls listen to you and die, right? Her soul will go to Galactica where she will live amongst the Transformers and John Travoltas heterosexuality.
Please, Tommy, would you explain to everyone that the dirty aliens are trying to convince us to medicate ourselves? Doctors are evil. I know mine is. One look at my medical bill and people will understand that MD means Money-sucking Demon.
Ha! Ha! Ha!
And please dont get me going on these psychiatrists! They piss me off too, Tom. These head-shrinkers and their whiney diagnoses! So what if you see things! Big fucking deal. Some people are blind, for fucks sake! Consider yourself lucky! These ungrateful bastards! They call you a megalomaniac... look at these fuckers try to define you. You can't define TOM CRUISE!
So deep, loud voices tell you to kill your mother!! You must fight them and, if you dont, well, she was a bitch anyway and you can always read L. Ron Hubbards books in prison, right?
Oh, dear Tom. The passion you have for love is astounding. If only my boyfriend would pull me away from all of my bad influences; you know, my parents, closest friends, agent and grandmother. If only he would jump on couches professing his undying love for me! If only he understood love like you, Tom. He would not even commit to me the first couple of months but you; you impregnated your girl and proposed just weeks after meeting her! And in Paris, no less! Wow. You are so romantic!
Yes, Tom YOU DO!
Oh Tom, can you give me a new name too? I have always hated mine and I know with a new name comes a new persona! No one will remember that I was Brenda before! If they call me Bren, the whole world will take me seriously as a writer. I know you know best, Tom. Hell, Ill go by LaKisha if you would like me too.
I dont understand why the world gives you such a hard time just because you know everything. Its not fair. Its not your fault that you were given all of your gifts. You can not only dance in your underwear and Ray Bans, but you can smell fetuses, give sonograms, raise the dead and convince the world that you actually fucked Katie Holmes with a straight face. Youre the best actor ever.
your a joke Posted: 4/28/2006by: carr the point being that you fucked up trying to lord your intelligence over someone? Spelling Posted: 4/25/2006by: Limey is not lexicon. Thanks for pointing out my egregious typing, you bunch of wankers.
But my point was still made.
Now fuck off - straight away. also... Posted: 4/22/2006by: carr It's "a certain je ne sais quoi" as you are trying to express that it has a certain indefinable quality.
I don't know if you could have fucked up telling someone off about their "lexicon" any worse. Gettin' all high and mighty Posted: 4/22/2006by: Brenda Della Casa Chinga is not a real word. It's slang and it's tacky.
to limey Posted: 4/22/2006by: pendejo that would be cHinga tu madre,,,
learn how to spell, tard Listen to Me Goddammit! Posted: 4/21/2006by: Victor fuckin' French I reek like fuckin' shit, OK? This hat is fuckin' melting into my gigantic gorilla-dome as we speak. I have to adjust this piece of shit A's cap to the last snap, my fuckin' head is so huge. The shitbox was in the fuckin' shop today. Another Goddamn oil leak. Jonathan's bitch-ass wouldn't have "the Boss" fix it for me cuz he caught me suckin' down a fuckin' Marlboro. Fuck that. Fuck him. Motherfuck-fucky-fuck. Dolphin boy Posted: 4/21/2006by: Limey Have you ever called someone "amigo," or asked "Capache?"
How about using the term "it has a certain je ne sais crois" or "c'est la vie"?
You are probably familiar with the term "yanker," right? How about "cinga tu madre"?
All words/phrases originating in other lands, but part of "USA" lexicon.
Anyway - broaden you horizons, and don't jump in blind. Shows ignorance. JPM Posted: 4/21/2006by: Islam JPM, you are already sucking dueces cock, little buddy. Christine Posted: 4/21/2006by: JPM Please don't tell me that I don't have to suck Deuce's cock. Director Posted: 4/21/2006by: Christine If I were to say you don't have to suck Deuce's cock, but you have to rub it intensely, that would make you wince with disgust right? Well its the same thing for me. I love my vagina! She's the best, there is no need to go carrassing anyone else's vag.
But Brenda, if I did have to makeout with a chick, it would be you. I guess I have thing for funny girls. And I don't know if you were reading yesterday, but my new lip gloss taste like cake icing!!! Fucking cake icing!!!!
