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Posted: 12/31/2006
As a special treat for everyone who is stuck at work this week, here is one the best pieces from the book, "Look At My Striped Shirt!" In addition to this classic piece from The Phat Phree, there are more than 50 never-before-published essays from some of the funniest writers on the site.
Looks like the Phat Phree needs some comment-spam software.
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Posted: 3/30/2006 10:24:42 AM
Fucking Swedes. Just nuke em already (the country and the comments)
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Posted: 4/2/2006 10:30:49 PM
Thanks a ton for re-posting that genius article! I had almost forgotten about that one! Now why dont you and Joeblow go suck each other off, you racist piece of shit!
P.S. good luck being pissed off and miserable the rest of your life!
Max
What the hell?
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Posted: 4/3/2006 4:40:58 PM
Happened to this comment board? It's been completely bombed by nonsensical ad bullshit.
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Posted: 4/4/2006 5:14:39 AM
Are you my ex-boyfriend?
Duece
Look at at that black guy
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Posted: 4/5/2006 6:25:40 AM
Look at me! The only black guy at this all white bar. Fucking look at me! This means one thing! I’m gonna fuck me some fine white ass tonight! That’s right bitch! It’s been a long week sitting on my ass at the crib and now its time to get krizzunk! I am a P.I.M.P! I got bling on my neck and ice on my wrist that says I am a P.I.M.P.! What, Bitch, What?! My white boys are out with me tonight! They all Pimps too!
I’m thinking about buying an Escalade this year!
I’m gonna fuck somebody up tonight! I dare a muthafucka makes eye contact with me! I will fuck-his-ass- UP! And God help him if he gets any blood on my Timb's! I'll bussa cap in his ass.
I’m gonna grind on some little white girl ass tonight! That's right bitch! When I see a group of girls dancing in a circle, I'm gonna laugh my ass off and point at them cuz they can't dance for shit. Then I'll show them how we do in the hood and grind on the one with the phatest ass! I'm gonna rub my fucking donkey dick all up on her so that she'll go and tell her girls that "it's true"!
Fuck valet! I ain't tipping that muthafucka!! And nobody gonna drive my Chrysler 300 but me! Fuck valet! Muthafucka!!
I'm gonna talk to some scared punk ass white boys about my job tonight! "Yeah I play pro ball muthafucka" They all gonna know that I'm a 6'5 280lb third string defensive end for the Cleveland Browns. Stupid-ass muthafuckas!!
When I don't hook up with a girl at that bar, I will say that the place is “full of racist bitchs”! Then we gonna wait in a long line to go to another bar only to strike out again!
I'm gonna give up and decide to order a hotdog off of a street vendor! I'm gonna make fun of him to my friends for being foreign! I'm gonna look ridiculous buying my hotdog because people will be able to tell by my over sized white Tee shirt and tilted ball cap that I didn't fit in and struck out with all them fine ass white ho's!
I'm gonna make one last attempt to fuck by trying to talk two fat white girls, ordering sausages, into coming back to my crib for the “afta party”! They won't say no! Why? Cuz a big black dick is the only dick those fat white girls gonna get.
Mike
Great website !
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Mike
Great website !
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Posted: 4/5/2006 1:16:09 PM
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Catarina
This is a wonderfool site but............!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 4/5/2006 2:09:02 PM
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Posted: 4/5/2006 11:55:11 PM
Hey "TruthBoy!". In case you didn't notice, this piece is about steroetypes, which are often very funny to joke about when recognized as such. There is hilaroius truth in the "only black guy at a white bar" joke just as there is truth in the white guy with a "striped shirt" joke. Stereotypes are funny, you cum-bye-ya singing douchebag. PS. You are confusing the meaning of the word racist... you mean prejudice, there's a difference. Racist - belief that one race is superior to another Prejudice - an opinion for or against someone/something without adequate basis
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