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	I'll Avenge My Father's Death Later Posted: 4/3/06
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	How Did I Fall For This Pedophile Sting? Posted: 3/28/06
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	Why Male Cheerleader?! Why?! Posted: 3/17/06
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	I Ask So Little Of Thee, Local Radio Posted: 3/15/06
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	Guns N' Roses Cover Band Breaks Up Posted: 3/3/06
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	I Guess You'll Do Posted: 2/27/06
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	Your Friend Moves Home To Save Money Posted: 1/24/06
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	Isn't Suicide Bombing A Bit Extreme? Posted: 1/16/06
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	We'll Kiss If You'll Pay Attention To Us Posted: 1/11/06
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	The Worst Christmas Songs Posted: 12/22/05
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	I'm a Terrible Rapist. Posted: 12/14/05
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	Date A Chick With A Kid! Posted: 12/8/05
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