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Carla? Carla... are you in here? I saw your bike outside, and you were right, it is way cool. I'm so excited to finally meet you. Carla?
Hey, why's it so dark in here, Carla? Do you mind if I turn some lights on? Here we go.
Wait a minute. Who are you? You guys aren't an eleven-year old girl. Where's Carla? What's the deal with the guns? Stop yelling at me. Okay. I'm getting on the ground. Ease up! Geez. What the heck is going on around here anyways?
Wait a second. Hold the phone. Don't tell me... this was all a big hoax wasn't it?! There never was a Carla! Oh my God. I can't believe I fell for this! Boy, is my face red. Oh man! Hilarious! Well played, guys. Good burn.
Well I feel like a real horse's ass right now. And I bought the whole thing, hook, line, and sinker. What a dope. Don't worry, I'm not angry or anything. I've always considered myself a pretty good sport. I'm just more embarrassed than anything. Just call me "Captain Gullible". I guess I know what it feels like to be "Punk'd" now. Ashton's got nothing on you guys. This is priceless.
Looked Harmless
Okay, so I've just gotta know. Fess up...who all was in on it? Come on, just tell me, I won't be mad. Show of hands. You two? And you? All of you? You were all in on it? Oh Lord. That is funny.
And which one of you was I really talking to that whole time? Who was KARLA_JUICY_APPEL1994? This guy? I was talking dirty to this guy? Wow! I've just gotta say, you are good at what you do, my friend. A little too good, if you ask me. You guys might want to watch yourselves when you're out on assignment with this dude! Heyo! I'm just bustin' your balls, man. Seriously, nice work.
Boy, you fellas got me good. Ya know, I was kind of suspicious when Carla said she wanted to meet up at the Motel 6 by the Turnpike. I was like, "that's kind of a weird thing for a 5th-grade girl to suggest", but I guess my curiosity trumped my common sense, which is no big surprise, if you know me! And now here we all are. This is a hoot.
"Carla" (LOL!)
Okay, so you were Carla. Now which one of you guys was Becky? Who's BEKERZ_LUVZ_PONYZ_69? That guy?! The dude with the mustache? Oh come on! You're kidding me right? Oh, that's rich. So I'm guessing that you're not really the captain of the junior high swim team then? I guess that goes without saying! Man, that is the last time I trust the internet. You never know what you're getting. Ha!
Hey, don't think for a second that I'm going to forget about this, you goofballs. I'm known as a bit of a prankster myself, so don't be surprised if you end up on the other end of some shenanigans down the line. After all, one good turn deserves another. Maybe you'll get a crank phone call or an unwanted subscription to National Geographic. I don't know, I haven't really had time to think of a good comeback prank yet. This is all still sinking in. But you're in for it!
So I suppose it's time to head down to the station now, eh fellas? Well, that's the way it goes, right? Listen, is it cool if we swing by the playground on the way, I'm supposed to pick someone up. I'm just kidding! Totally kidding! Did you see his face?! He was all like, "What?" That was great. Good times.
The last line was good.. You sound as if you have experience in this ordeal.. Good luck, asswad!
Dave R
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Posted: 3/28/2006 4:44:33 AM
Best article since the striped shirt
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awesome ending
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Posted: 3/28/2006 6:24:58 AM
well done mike.
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Posted: 3/28/2006 7:44:16 AM
I thought that the article was pretty good. However, the sad part is that there are people out there who REALLY think this way. I personally think that all child molestors should be strung up by their nutsacks and have a splintered 2 x 4 shoved up their asses! That's just my opinion, I could be wrong.
btw... sorry to slow down the mood here.
~Jeff
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Posted: 3/28/2006 8:22:27 AM
Job Well Done kid... funny... for some reason I heard Brian from the Family Guy's voice as I read this... either way very funny.
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Great Work
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Posted: 3/28/2006 8:40:49 AM
You will receive some backlash from other postings due to topic, but this was funny as hell. I too heard Brian's voice from FG reading this. Great article!!
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Posted: 3/28/2006 8:42:02 AM
You are the only decent writer on ubersite
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Very funny....
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Posted: 3/28/2006 8:48:25 AM
And I actually heard Stewie's voice, oddly enough.
The particular intonation he uses when he's ripping on Brian for never having his novel completed.
Very funny article too, IMO.
MM
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Posted: 3/28/2006 10:09:22 AM
Hats off. No need to point out hte funny lines. It would simply be a reprint.
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Great article
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Posted: 3/28/2006 10:10:57 AM
This topic was waiting to be written about, I am happy your were the man to do it. I dont know if anyone saw that ABC special where they actually pulled this shit but beleive it or not pedophiles are a creepy bunch.
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