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Posted: 7/20/2006
Greetings all. I was recently forwarded this fabulous David Hasselhoff Calendar that some bored bastard graciously took the time to construct and it really touched me. I hope it does the same for you.
I know it's a little bit late in the year, but we invite the Phat Phree readers to print it out (there's a link at the bottom), if you're so inclined, and hang it in your respective cubicles, barracks, or state prison cells. I have also included some inspirational commentary to sum up each month...
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Absolutely hilarious....bravo. May & October are Pulitzer worthy.
Max
polk you eloquent bastard
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Posted: 7/20/2006 2:54:44 AM
This article really is a tour de force. Each caption is almost painfully funny, and yet movingly insightul. This marks the combination of two of America's greatest talents: Mike Polk and the Hoff. Pop culture is all downhill from here.
hail
Awesome!
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Posted: 7/20/2006 4:34:46 AM
This is just like Striped Shirt
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Posted: 7/20/2006 7:18:30 AM
Well, I must say when I read the title on the home page I sighed. I had seen a Hasselhof calendar about 3 months ago and figured it would be the same. Well not only were the pictures completely different but the captions were hilarious...well done
Baltimore John
Return of the King
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Posted: 7/20/2006 9:17:54 AM
After a grueling three months off Polk kicks ass once again. Well done Polk, well done.
antony
great stuff mike
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Posted: 7/20/2006 10:38:32 AM
keep it up! i think you could be the next mike polk!
goatlover
Bravo
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Posted: 7/20/2006 10:48:47 AM
I’ll gladly be reading that again and again.
“But what's this? A tiny friend on your shoulder to help you ring in the New Year? And why not?”
Polk is a master wordworker.
vertigo
very good
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Posted: 7/20/2006 11:01:05 AM
My favorite picture is May, inspired.
favorite line-Though it is impossible to determine which of these two magnificent creatures possesses more raw animal power, I don't think that it's unreasonable to assume that the protective glove David is wearing was employed not for the safety of David, but out of concern for the eagle.
Tom A
Category 1, Mr. Polk
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Posted: 7/20/2006 12:13:36 PM
Definitely Category 1.
Don't Hassel
the Hoff
people.
rock city
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Posted: 7/20/2006 1:13:33 PM
nice work.
BigNick
for real?
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Posted: 7/20/2006 2:26:11 PM
3 months of waiting and this is what we get? Very disappointing, it does however appear that your faithful followers will walk 3 steps behind you waiting for you to drop a turd that they will treasure forever ie. this article.
DLamp
my favorite part
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Posted: 7/20/2006 2:26:39 PM
is that you can see his foot under the water in February.
Applause, applause!
I'mRickJamesBitch
I thought this was gay
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Posted: 7/20/2006 4:02:34 PM
Literally.
I'mRickJamesBitch
I thought this was gay
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Posted: 7/20/2006 4:02:38 PM
Literally.
Boisterous Oyster
Best Phat Phree in MONTHS
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Posted: 7/20/2006 4:51:55 PM
Excellent!
"...one can't help but speculate as to the contents of that tiny, festive parcel. Is it a delicate tennis bracelet? Or perhaps a tiny, framed picture of you in this exact pose?"
GEORGE
OH SHIT
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Posted: 7/20/2006 5:09:22 PM
PENIS
greg
=)
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Posted: 7/20/2006 5:20:10 PM
i like seeing guys that aren't wearing shirts. I'm bi. I love it.
JONAH
davey H
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Posted: 7/20/2006 5:33:23 PM
This beautiful godsend of a calendar has adorned my wall for the past six months. I can't wait for November!
Lindsey
weird
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Posted: 7/20/2006 6:02:17 PM
When does Alex get his own calender? I'm all over that!!
Matt
CLassic
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Posted: 7/20/2006 7:06:20 PM
This is the funniest shit I have ever read. Wonderfully written!
fan of gonad
Oh So Patritotic
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Posted: 7/20/2006 8:23:13 PM
I note that in the July picture, resplendent with the American flag, he is nonetheless ridng a Yamaha. Besides, isn't he Australian? F.O.G
Burt Thaxton
My God,
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Posted: 7/21/2006 12:04:54 AM
Yes.
Burt Thaxton
mom I'm NOT a loser
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Posted: 7/21/2006 1:35:09 AM
I have found instpiration to stay alive through the night!
Max
re-read:
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Posted: 7/21/2006 2:41:34 AM
To all the homos who misunderstood this as gay:
Examine: "as you guide her in with your luminous taper,"
big pimping, bitches. Recognize.
I cant wait for november
Chunkyhofflover69
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Posted: 7/21/2006 11:59:42 AM
Wow, I love how in november he goes fromt he hoff to chuck norris...brilliant haha.
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