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Posted: 10/3/2007
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The following essay contains material not suited for younger readers. On the other hand, if your emotional age is over 17, this will probably seem childish. Comedy truly is the razor´s edge.
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Posts: 150 Rank: 36 Joined:
8/29/2007
Location:
Boston, MA
Posted: 10/3/2007 12:30:59 PM
I'd rather read my business ethics textbook, a fucking instruction manual, the patent to a shoelace, anything than garbage like this. John, you are truly a giant steaming pile of dog shit.
Posts: 2060 Rank: 5 Joined:
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Location:
Ventura, CA
Posted: 10/3/2007 12:58:25 PM
What would you have us do? Tell Elliot that everything he writes is gold? Should we put Shrek's cock in our mouths and praise his Kerseyesque abilities? Fuck that. This site had a really high standard of quality comedic writing and that standard has gone down quicker than DLamp in a sperm bank.
We have Napalm, Toque, Tyler?, and Juan. That's about it. I do honestly laugh more at our convos than I do at most of the articles. So it's cool.
Posts: 887 Rank: 3 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Los Angeles, CA
Posted: 10/3/2007 1:21:27 PM
Aight, all you pasty face ass crackas better check dat fuckin profile, so you can see some pics of da most grimey ass nigga dat eva graced deez boards. Filf, yo ass is paid.
Posts: 2856 Rank: 2 Joined:
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Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 10/3/2007 1:25:30 PM
Oh, we saw them. In fact you were much of the discussion on yesterday's Juan article. I suggest you go back and read the comments. we all love you so much.
Posts: 2856 Rank: 2 Joined:
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Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 10/3/2007 1:34:42 PM
My favorite articles ever are napalm's every other week, but if I had to just pick an article that I remember laughing uncontrollably while reading, it would have to be Juan's first IM article with he-man. there were seriously times when my eyes watered from laughing so hard.
I do believe Steve Kiley had a bunch that made me nearly piss myself, but I can't remember off hand.
Posts: 2856 Rank: 2 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 10/3/2007 1:46:21 PM
Tman, you're that new? I just realized that. wow. not even one year here yet. See, that's how much we like you, we thought you were around way longer. You're newer than spartan! that's crazy.
Oh and the gay/straight left/right column article was hilarious as well. Most of the staff articles are great.
Posts: 1054 Rank: 12 Joined:
12/7/2006
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two up two down, VA
Posted: 10/3/2007 1:53:57 PM
i'll have to say rob sanfords article that reads as a divorce petition... at the end of the article the guy, wasted off his face, empties a pistol at his naked wife (missing) and is kicking firelogs at her (after painting the #11 on her) all because a missed janikowski FG cost him 3 hundo in a bet.
Posts: 887 Rank: 3 Joined:
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Los Angeles, CA
Posted: 10/3/2007 2:01:24 PM
Just caught up with the morning conversation, and I'm glad I did good. To clarify a few questions about the pics: 1) I told her the honest to god truth. I told her I lost a fantasy football bet and had to use the pics on this website for a week. After she took them (laughing throughout the whole process) she even logged in on here and uploaded them for me. 2) The movies behind me are: The Office: Season 3 Big Lebowski Sean of the Dead Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind The Jerk and Little Miss Sunshine 3) Christine - the pic you can take for me is of you next to an asian with a sign that reads "sleepyhead" and then has an arrow pointing to them. Bonus points if they're giving the peace sign.
TMan, we play this week, so what's the wager? I say that if I win (not likely considering I don't have a QB yet) you take a pic of your baby sitting next to a pile of sugar/flour like it's his stash.
I'm going with either "This Gangbang Is So Awkward" or "Having Huge Penis Not So Great". Both absolutely hysterical. Hagges has knocked some out of the park too, and Napalm and Fath are both the most consistent.
Striped Shirt is what got me introduced to the site, and I've never been the same.
Posts: 2060 Rank: 5 Joined:
2/27/2007
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Ventura, CA
Posted: 10/3/2007 2:09:41 PM
Definately "This Gangbang..." is my favorite. I heard about this site one morning while listening to Ralph Garmond (sp?) on KROQ talk about the Striped Shirt book. He read a few exerpts from it and I immediately logged in here when I got into the office. The rest is history.
Posts: 2856 Rank: 2 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 10/3/2007 2:11:14 PM
What does your bling say? where did you get it? great movie choices too! You just don't stop being the cutest do you? do you? who's a pretty boy? who's my pretty little boy?
This bet will be very difficult. I can't insult any of the asian people I actually know and getting a pic with a stranger is even harder. I will do my best.
seriously, you other people need to tell me what you want so I can do it all this week.
Posts: 607 Rank: 21 Joined:
12/8/2006
Location:
north babylon, NY
Posted: 10/3/2007 2:14:57 PM
by Jake Scott. Also, "Gangbang" and "Ethan Albright" are tops in my book. I also got introduced to the site by "Striped Shirt." I think it was one of the daily links on College Humor. I can't believe I used to waste so much time on that site. I honestly haven't checked it out since I graduated (about a year and a half). Also, "Get This Sweater Off Me" made me piss myself the first time I read it.
Posts: 1132 Rank: 9 Joined:
3/13/2007
Location:
My Cubicle, CO
Posted: 10/3/2007 2:19:29 PM
Wow thats a blast from the past, I bet thats where I got the link to stripped shirt as well. That site used to have the best drunk college kid photo's ever.
Spartan if you dont know about this site you should visit it if its still around, you will fall in love 10 times a day with all the naked college girls.
