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4/8/2007
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Posted: 10/8/2007
High-Def Disaster
They told me it was a good idea. They told me in high-def the porn would be so crystal clear it would be like Jenna Haze herself was being gaped on the floor right in front of me. They told me I would make millions.
What a steaming pool of runny ass juice.
Within the first minute after I got a look at the first scene I knew the $500,000 I'd spent to bankroll the Krystal Klear operation was all but gone. She was a pretty girl, certainly jerk-worthy, but where this particular disillusioned l...
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Posts: 698 Rank: 18 Joined:
6/20/2007
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Norristown, PA
Posted: 10/8/2007 9:45:59 AM
I would like to concede to Blue Balls Hoffman in TPPFF. Two of my guys were game time yanks, and my defensive adjustment meant I had an empty slot. Jon Kitna laid an egg and Blue Balls beat me with a whopping total of around 60 points.
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Ventura, CA
Posted: 10/8/2007 10:19:28 AM
My Bears finally got a W against our main rivals, making Favre cry like a bitch in the last few minutes of the game. Something about a victory made my SoCo and coke go down a little sweeter.
Now, on to the article. Porn. The article grossed me out. But guess what did NOT gross me out? www.redtube.com I want to thank Toque Bongrip for throwing this little nugget out way on Friday. That site is the YouTube of porn. I watched this one blondie masturbate all weekend. My balls are as empty as Christine's bed.
Posts: 698 Rank: 18 Joined:
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Norristown, PA
Posted: 10/8/2007 10:26:32 AM
For his idiotic game plane in which he thought he would hold the ball for the whole 2nd half with his underdeveloped running game, while cooling off his red hot HOF QB.
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Boston, MA
Posted: 10/8/2007 10:56:20 AM
Miller - Why are you taking this all out of proportion? Last time I polished my knob in high-def, the sweat glistening on their baby smooth asses had me seizuring.
Some of Miller's descriptions are incredibly vivid, personal fave? Yellowish goop of a coke booger. Fantastic man.
I will say Jenna Haze can't hang with Nicole Sheridan, she might not look as good but you damn sure better bring your A game. She either likes cock as much as I like mashed potatoes or she's the next Bette Davis. Either way, she's certainly a "buy" stock.
"Looked at my watch and it was eleven thirty. She turned around and called me something dirty!"
Posts: 698 Rank: 18 Joined:
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Norristown, PA
Posted: 10/8/2007 11:16:22 AM
I don't think Jenna Haze is better looking, but from what I understand Nicole Sheridan takes a pop shot like a baby bird fighting for food in its nest.
The English language has over 600,000 words in its lexicon but this is the first time the idea of 'Bette Davis of porn' has ever surfaced by my estimation. Its a slippery slope.
Was Ashlyn Gere the Vivian Leigh of threesomes? Is Jane Darling the Jessica Lange of snowballing?
Posts: 568 Rank: 21 Joined:
12/8/2006
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north babylon, NY
Posted: 10/8/2007 11:19:36 AM
Nicole Sheridan is tops in my book now that Jenna Jameson seems to be out of the cock sucking game. She's got the body, and the face is definitely decent. Plus she fiends cock like a crackhead fiends their next fix.
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12/7/2006
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Los Angeles, CA
Posted: 10/8/2007 11:20:20 AM
I'm going to lose to TMan, and it's all because I left Ronnie Brown on my bench. I guess I'm not going to get so cutsie with my line-up decisions anymore, just ride the biggest, fastest black guy to victory.
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Chicago, IL
Posted: 10/8/2007 11:23:17 AM
Be sure to thank Nick Collins for that Bears victory last night. If not for him letting Des Clark run past him like he was Haywood Jefferies, the pack could have sent that to OT.
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Posted: 10/8/2007 11:30:05 AM
The whole Packers secondary got smoked like one of their famous cheeses by the Bears TEs which is obvious considering Greg Olsen is faster that Muhsin. In fact Lovie is faster than Muhsin.
