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Posted: 4/22/2005
Oh man. How did I talk myself into this? This was not a good idea.
What am I supposed to be doing right now? Should I be doing something? She looks pretty occupied currently. She’s already handling three dudes. I guess I’ll just stand here and stroke it some more. Keep your head together Mike. Your time will come. Man this gangbang is awkward!
This seemed like it would be awesome. It always looked so cool in the videos. But all this waiting and watching is really uncomfortable. ...
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Great article man, fucking hilarious. You should've just shoved your junk in her face from the beginning.
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Posted: 4/22/2005 11:27:25 AM
Very funny- I got a chuckle. Big Ed should take notes
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Posted: 4/22/2005 11:48:20 AM
When I go to gangbangs we usually have a sign up sheet and then hang around and talk about current events when we are done.
Ted Nugent
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Posted: 4/22/2005 12:30:44 PM
“Yeah, you like that bitch!”
Best part, you misogynistic asshole.
Jake
Top Shelf Work
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Posted: 4/22/2005 2:25:44 PM
Easily as good as Look at My Striped Shirt!, and that's saying something.
Antonio
what's your problem
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Posted: 4/22/2005 2:32:12 PM
Hey...that Italian was me. If you've got a problem why don't you say it to my face.
kyle
that's what i'm talkin about
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Posted: 4/22/2005 2:49:46 PM
That girl looks so happy to be a part of the 30+year old gang bang, and why wouldn't she be... The guy in the middle looks like he has his thumb up her butt. Score!!!!
Jack
You know what would be awesome
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Posted: 4/22/2005 2:55:53 PM
Now Brenda Della Casa should write the same article from the womans point of view.
Rickman
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Posted: 4/22/2005 3:10:04 PM
that group looks like a lot of fun!
I think Brenda Della Casa should be in the gang bang
Jus
You can't handle the truth
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Posted: 4/22/2005 3:44:34 PM
Brenda would break you tiny punks in half. I doubt any of you would even know what to do with a real woman. You'd be better off leaving her out of it and just having a circle jerk with your buddies. That way you could save yourselves the embarrassment of not being able to perform for her.
z-man
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Posted: 4/22/2005 3:58:42 PM
Don't "F" with Brenda, she's a tough Italian girl from New York that could kill you in 3 seconds
OML
Back off Buddy...
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Posted: 4/22/2005 4:22:35 PM
Anyone notice that there are two hands around the dude in the middle's neck. Hers and.....hey get the fuck off me!
MEH
Hilarious!
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Posted: 4/22/2005 4:38:51 PM
Brilliant work.. ...but where on earth did you FIND that picture, becomes the question...
Fred Banana
Shame Spiral
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Posted: 4/22/2005 4:41:33 PM
Don't forget the shame spiral wich may actually include tearing up at your desk around lunchtime Monday.
Stephen Blank
Am I the Only One...
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Posted: 4/22/2005 5:19:55 PM
...who's actually been to a gang bang before? It's actually not that weird or awkward, as long as it is with a bunch of dudes. I was dating this dude for awhile, and he was a fucking slut. He was into everything, even animals, so when I brought up the idea of a gang bang to him, it was no sweat, he gleefully accepted. The hard part is rounding up guys, b/c I wanted it to be guys I knew, b/c if you have someone nutting in your dude's ear/hair/face, it might as well be someone you know, right? But all my friends backed out once I told them we would be filming and then shopping the idea around to some amateur porn companies. Anyways, since I couldn't get my friends to do it, I did the next best thing, and got some family members instead. Where did I find these family members you ask? I'll tell you, I found them at the local unemployment office, and they were glad to help out. So there it is, my own personal gang bang story!
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Posted: 4/22/2005 6:33:35 PM
Stephen blank is an asshole. If I ever see him on the street I will run him over with my BMW then smack him in the forehead with my big black cock. Let's see if he can get a job after that. I know a lot more White people out of work thanks to GW than Black People.
This article is completely disgusting, by the way, but I loved it. Totally funny.
Umm...
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Posted: 4/22/2005 6:43:41 PM
Hey, is Big Ed out there? Isn't it about time you intervened and said something PC?
I love this site. Great article.
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Corrections to Stephen Blank's Comment
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Posted: 4/22/2005 6:59:08 PM
I noticed that Stephen Blank misspelled some words in his comment (e.g. he spelled "he" s - h - e). I was glad to go in and make the corrections since his post was so great.
Thank you
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Posted: 4/22/2005 7:04:08 PM
I didn't think I could laugh any harder, you made my week. Fucking awesome.
Charlie
The Picture
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Posted: 4/22/2005 7:07:17 PM
In regards to the photos, Mike actually included some very explicit photos with this article, but as the majority of our readers are at work, I decided something a little tamer was in order. After all, if you all get fired from your jobs for looking at porn, that wouldn't be good for us either.
As far as finding a photo like that... Google's image search is an amazing tool.
Brenda Della Casa
I Think That's My Mom...
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Posted: 4/22/2005 7:08:55 PM
Mike-
Your work never fails to entertain. You are a GREAT writer and I loved this--however, for you bitches trying to get me involved in the penile slip-n-slide action--show some respect--I belong to Pacino.
Joseph The Real Father Of Jesus
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Posted: 4/22/2005 9:49:19 PM
I did almost get fired because of the photo the you did post. My boss was not pleased to see me sitting at my desk staring at this picture. You should add looking at porn on the Phat Phree to your ways to get fired list.
Tim the Tiny
PG13?
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Posted: 4/23/2005 4:52:42 PM
Is the guy on the far left pregnant?
Rickman
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Posted: 4/23/2005 5:11:35 PM
Have you ever been to gang bang before? It's not that awkward at all.
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