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Los Angeles, California
Posted: 8/6/2007
So good. So Sizzler.
SALT LAKE CITY, UT—After enjoying a quiet dinner at Sizzler on Main St. Friday night, a nondescript family of six took turns defecating in a single men's restroom toilet without flushing it, Sizzler officials said.
"It smells like fucking shit," Sizzler manager Pete Klausen said Saturday. "This Gang Dump was a cowardly act!"
The giant pile of shit was discovered by weekend opening manger Charlene Thompson early Saturday morning. The night crew had apparently gotten drunk and stoned ...
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Posts: 1541 Rank: 6 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
New York, NY
Posted: 8/6/2007 10:09:44 AM
Would have preferred a new one, but it's always good to be reminded of the classics. If anyone out there has ever pulled this off I would like a detailed story here in this message board. Thanks
Posts: 603 Rank: 21 Joined:
12/8/2006
Location:
north babylon, NY
Posted: 8/6/2007 10:14:20 AM
I was visiting a friend at Cortland in upstate New York and they had this apartment that was off of campus. Four guys, one bathroom. Now anyone who's lived with a bunch of guys knows the bathroom is probably the most important place in the whole house. Needless to say after a night of drinking ourselves to oblivion and eating Calzone's from D.P. Dough (if you've ever had one you'd know how amazing they truely are) I one-man gang dumpeded the toilet at this place. It basically looked like someone spackled the entire bottom of the toilet shut. No amount of plunging was going to fix this mess. They had to wait two days for the cheap ass landlord to get a plumber in there. It took weeks for the smell to disapate. I've never been prouder in my life.
Posts: 279 Rank: 26 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
East Lansing, MI
Posted: 8/6/2007 10:24:03 AM
(damn straight Birkz), After the South Park episode about deucing in the urinal, after my dorm suitemates and I ate Caesar calzones and bad chinese food, we thought it would be funny to each shit in a different urinal. Needless to say our floor got fined 100 bucks in charges for each of the four urinals with poo in it, but it was a good time. Not neccessarily a gang dump, but just another story involving shit.
Posts: 18 Rank: 128 Joined:
1/26/2007
Location:
shanghai, Peoples Rep of China
Posted: 8/6/2007 10:42:45 AM
I worked in a MickyDs once where a drunk prick took a big steamer in the middle of the men's room, just feet away from the actual toilet. Luckily the manager hated the guy I was working in the kitchen with, so I cooked quarter pounders while he cleaned up the big mac.....oh what sweet memories.
Posts: 765 Rank: 17 Joined:
6/20/2007
Location:
Norristown, PA
Posted: 8/6/2007 10:50:55 AM
We cleaned the bathrooms there once a week. (!!) One day though, someone came in and took a dump that went from the urinal up the wall and across part of ceiling, and from looking at it, it didn't look like they simply flung it. My manager opined that they must have been shot full of CO2.
They wanted me to clean it, so I climbed the shelves and hid near the insillation for an hour, until they made this retarded guy that worked there get a pressure washer and clean it up.
Posts: 2036 Rank: 5 Joined:
2/27/2007
Location:
Ventura, CA
Posted: 8/6/2007 11:35:39 AM
Question - 36B or 36C? I had a dream where they were 36C but by your pictures the look to be 36B.
In other news, when I was in the military me and a bunch of buddies were in Reno visiting the the Mustang Ranch 1 & 2(brothel) and the Old Bridge Ranch. Right after we left the first place, I had to take a massive shit. So when we got to The Mustang Ranch II, I asked where the bathroom was and the Madam showed me this room in plain sight where everyone can see the toilet (apparently they don't want you jerkin your meat in there.) Long story short, 4 hours later we finally leave the last place and I am about to explode so we stop at this Burger King and I just get my pants down and I exploded past the toilet and onto the wall behind me and allllll over the toilet. I actually waddled into the next stall to clean up. That release was better than sex.
Posts: 1118 Rank: 9 Joined:
3/13/2007
Location:
My Cubicle, CO
Posted: 8/6/2007 11:41:01 AM
Spoil your dream? I figured you would be frantically searching myspace for her page at this point. I could have just given you the keys to graceland my friend.
Sorry DC. Incidentally does DC stand for desperate codger? An innocent question.
In the spirit, a game:
ugotdorkd is hotter than:
Picante sauce on a spanish omelet with coffee to drink A check from thefilth Joe DiMaggio during the hit streak and banging Marilyn Monroe Ty Webb on the back nine in Caddyshack An Ornette Coleman solo 15% of AB's rotation
"Shake for me girl, I wanna be your backdoor man."
