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Member Since:
10/24/2005
Location:
Chicago, IL
Posted: 7/19/2007
We are all, essentially still children. And that includes Jim Fath and Rick Falcon. True, we are larger now, we are 30, and like most adults we have jobs and car payments and parole officers, but we really aren't much different from when we were kids. Our sense of humors have become just slightly more refined in that the sight of Jim Carrey pretending to talk out of his butthole used to thrill us to the point of exhaustion, but now merely mildly amuses us.
I grew up in PA, and I'm proud that we have more sexually charged town names than any other state in the nation. Also, we have a California University and an Indiana University in Pennsylvania. That's right bitches, we don't care if that's what you named your state, what are you gonna do?
Posts: 277 Rank: 26 Joined:
5/31/2007
Location:
Gilbert, AZ
Posted: 7/19/2007 11:23:56 AM
Funny town names and signs are much more humorous when passed unexpectantly and when one is a little "punchy" from sitting in a car for multiple hours at a time. I thouroghly enjoy passing a "safty pullout" sign or "dry beaver creek" on a roadie, but when you tell people about the signs - it gets a polite chuckle at most. The pictures did help.
"I'll bust a nut up in your eye, to show you where I come from"
Posts: 2923 Rank: 1 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 7/19/2007 11:49:56 AM
Listen to any of these. I will have to do it tonight.
Me and some friends drove to Intercourse just to take lude pictures. its hysterical. the people who live there do not feel its as funny. and they made fun of us more than we could of them.
there is also a Corny, PA. this cracks me up. Hi, I live in Corny PA. I go to Corny Highschool and play football for the Corny Wildcats. Ha!
In honor to a concert I will be attending tonight:
Posts: 177 Rank: 51 Joined:
4/8/2007
Location:
Chicago, IL
Posted: 7/19/2007 1:25:42 PM
We have some odd street names in Chi-town (Weed St., Wacker Dr., etc.), but most Chicagoans appreciate the inside joke that we have three streets that rhyme with vagina: Paulina, Melvina, and Hunt.
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12/7/2006
Location:
New York, NY
Posted: 7/19/2007 1:33:54 PM
This piece was brilliant and merited 5 MFDs from me which I don't give out too often. It reminded me of the good ole' days of listening to Jerky Boys tapes when I was a kid. Intercourse as a town name is just fucking unbelievable, but Moreheadville is brilliant. And i'm not even sure what I'm supposed to with Blue Ball.
"There is a house in New Orleans they call the Rising Sun. It has been the ruin of many a poor boy. God knows that I am one. "
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12/7/2006
Location:
Seattle, WA
Posted: 7/19/2007 1:35:20 PM
Which is a local Seattle Mag that Dan Savage (of Savage Love) edits, and I came across this reader's question:
I have a bit of an issue with a fantasy: I am turned on by the idea of a woman dying during climax. This would seem to be one of those fantasies that is impossible to fulfill, consensual or otherwise, as I cannot go around killing women. The police would find it odd. I am at a loss. Any ideas?
Impossible Fetish
My question is -- Big Nick, is this you?
"Raise up of these n-u-t-z cuz you getz none of these, at ease"
Posts: 2923 Rank: 1 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 7/19/2007 2:10:19 PM
No, every time I try to think of lyrics, rap pops in my head and I'm hysterical laughing at myself, I just rapped almost all of Scenario after reading Tang's lyric. I surprisingly knew almost every word.
when I was younger I was a grungey, then hippyish, then a raver, then slutty. never ghetto though. I should start that now at 28. Yo my boss, what up with da whole law thingy thang ta-day, i gotta do sumpin?
