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Posted: 9/20/2007
'Anybody seen A.C.?'
Who else could it be...
OJ Simpson Fuckin' OJ... If you somehow manage to get acquitted of double-murder despite the fact that everyone on earth knows you did it, wouldn't you keep your nose clean? Wouldn't you make absolutely certain that no judge ever gets the chance to exact revenge for the single most publicized miscarriage of justice in American history? Of course you would.
But not O.J. Simpson. He sets up his own personal sting operation aimed at a guy who had stolen some of his me...
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Posts: 2115 Rank: 5 Joined:
2/27/2007
Location:
Ventura, CA
Posted: 9/20/2007 12:34:03 PM
McNabb is a fucking douche. Why do blacks keep pointing out something that hasn't existed in over 40 years? There is no prejudice anymore! GET OVER IT!!!! You all have way more programs in place in this country to help you suceed than any other race. Racism would go away if you just shut the fuck up about it and quit perpetuating this self-fulfilling prophecy of oppression and degredation, you hate-mongers!!
Posts: 173 Rank: 36 Joined:
8/29/2007
Location:
Boston, MA
Posted: 9/20/2007 12:49:59 PM
I agree with you ONE HUNDRED PERCENT! It is completely beyond me why blacks don't take advantage of their BLESSINGS. They need to stop kidding themselves. It takes DECENCY and HARD WORK to get ahead in this country!!
AB, please tell 'your boys' at "The U" to refrain from shooting/curb stomping/impregnating the boys from my alma mater tonight..........at least not the white ones.
I was wondering when OJ would be brought up on here. Much to my pleasure, it was this morning. He's got to be the dumbest motherfucker alive. Hey, here's an idea OJ. You're an old man that's already beat 2 murder charges. STAY OUTTA TROUBLE. Play some shuffleboard at the senior center or sit quietly as home with the satisfaction that you aren't in jail and you got to keep your money by transferring it into your daughter's name (no doubt at the suggestion of your lawyers-doubt he's smart enough to figure that out on his own.)
Spartan, excellent approach to racism. Ignore it and it will go away. That's exactly the same approach I take to finding a bug in my house.
Feel free to shoot, curb stomp, and/or anal hate the coach, Franchione. I really hate that guy.....all he does is look at his little laminated play sheet, pausing only to look up and watch whatever shitty play he just called not work. Sometimes I imagine he's playing tic-tac-toe with himself on a piece of paper hidden behind the play sheet.......and losing.
The war isn't selling right now, the presidential candidates are all boring as shit since they're all too terrified to say anything that remotely resembles an opinion, and the economy appears to be on the rise... So what should our fateful left leaning (read: bought a condo on the left in the 50's) media report on?
Racial tensions of course!!
er...What's that? There aren't many of those any more? Well find them!! Get Sharpton on the phone...i'm sure he can stir up a hornet's nest!
Posts: 1069 Rank: 12 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
two up two down, VA
Posted: 9/20/2007 1:15:46 PM
not sure if it's race specific or not but - hey donavan, quit blowing out your knees every other week & then whining like a bitch when the *TEAM* that has shelled out millions to you for playing a kids game decides to invest in its future by drafting a high round QB. this *is* your 9th season - don't be such a selfish fucking prick.
i used to like you even though you play for a team i hate. you're a fucking fullback that can throw a football very *very* well. enjoy it, asshole.
Posts: 1069 Rank: 12 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
two up two down, VA
Posted: 9/20/2007 1:24:05 PM
charlie - phenomenal article.. i'm impressed that you were able to keep enough composure to even *write* about orenthal without headbutting a table saw.
Posts: 2923 Rank: 1 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 9/20/2007 1:28:43 PM
Good job. I enjoyed it thoroughly.
Whilst I do not know much about sports. I know my city. and the last thing McNAbb should do is pull the race card. We will continue to boo him until he quits or leaves. no body likes a whiner.
Posts: 831 Rank: 11 Joined:
12/14/2006
Location:
Washington, DC
Posted: 9/20/2007 1:41:51 PM
I have to stick by my nougat ‘cause we went to The 'Cuse together...but his comments echoed what Grimace (Limbaugh) said a couple years ago. Pretty fucking hypocritical.
Here in my client's building the urinals in the john have a fancy little unrinal cake holder. Guess what the company's name is that they deemed it appropriate to stamp large as life on top of the cake holder?
Spartan.
Yup...so now i get to piss on spartan whenever i get the urge.
Posts: 115 Rank: 2140 Joined:
7/23/2007
Location:
Albany, NY
Posted: 9/20/2007 1:57:36 PM
Sorry all, it's been a busy week. Because no one cares about my opinion, I'll offer it--that article on the Dawg Pound was superb. I really thought Ocho Cinco was going to be stabbed in there. I know those scumbags in the Black Hole would do it for the rest of football's sake. I dare him to try that shit in Heinz Field. Oh, wait, he doesn't score touchdowns there, he gets knocked out of games.
Christine, pookie...I don't know what that is in your avatar, but if it's what I think it is, I'm gonna go mess up the floor in my shower.
All quarterbacks get too much credit when winning, too much blame when losing. Not just black ones Jig.
Its not the media's fault you missed Kevin Curtis for a wide open touchdown monday night, its you doing too many Chunky soup commercials while being oppressed.
OJ's 60? That daughter might be fairly hot by now. If someone finds pics toss them up.
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. Before I kill you, I grant you three requests.
What is your first request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.
Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his Back. As the Indian Chief watches,The blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse,but I will still kill you in two days.
What is your second request?"
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, And he again whispers in the horse's ear.
As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, More attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. "What is your last request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse,....alone."
The Chief is curious, but he agrees, And Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears,looks him Square in the eye and says,
Posts: 448 Rank: 19 Joined:
8/5/2007
Location:
La Crosse, WI
Posted: 9/20/2007 2:13:21 PM
20 bucks if you want to buy it. There is also a 40 dollar pro. I think photoshop 3 will allow you to animate as well. I havn't busted that cherry yet so I'm not sure.
