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Posted: 9/21/2007
OJ, you dumbfuck, you are now officially the least exciting person to make fun of on the face of god's green urinal. It's not so much the part of the story where you threatened and robbed that guy with your thugs. It's the fact that you stole a bunch of memorabilia that you signed. You stupid ego maniac. Even if the stuff was stolen from you, can't you just sign another jersey and sell that mother fucker on Ebay? Or are you planning to hang that shit on the mantle next to you bronzed baby s...
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Posts: 447 Rank: 19 Joined:
8/5/2007
Location:
La Crosse, WI
Posted: 9/21/2007 8:22:38 AM
I got to work this morning and needed to shit so I'm glad I had something to read while I did.
I think it would have been nice to be ok, sometime around 1977, playing the game, and White Women.
"Machine Gun Molly" again states her case for gun control.
Truth is I have not watched tv much, just this month we got cable (basic). My 1 year old is teething and gets up during the night. The Beauty and the Geek are on almost constantly and is the only show you can watch with the sound off and find it entertaining. I don't know what is going on but there are some fine young ladies there. And if the Captioning is working, they are dumb enough to do a geek or two. "where was the Gettysburg address?"
Posts: 1153 Rank: 9 Joined:
3/13/2007
Location:
My Cubicle, CO
Posted: 9/21/2007 9:32:01 AM
1) Definately the taser kid, he is going to make bank after he sues the school for police brutality.
2) "Maybe THIS will make them rethink taking viagra of medicare"
3) Never heard of gossip girls but I am excited for the new season of South Park and Heroes. Like you I was burned by getting hooked on Blade so I refuse to start watching anything new. I would also say I'm excited for Lost but that shit doesnt start again until FEB. FEBRUARY!!!
Posts: 1055 Rank: 12 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
two up two down, VA
Posted: 9/21/2007 9:57:16 AM
despite napalm's promise that any dissension among the ranks would result in him removing my penis with the wrong end of his ka-bar, "just because he could" i gotta disagree on the "jena 6" thing. i wont pretend to know what those kids are going through because: a) i don't live there b) i'm not black but the whole public outcry against racism is downright comedic at this point. whether it's the whites shouting "reverse! reverse!" like it's a 1-AA football blowout, or minorities delusionally screaming that if racism disappeared, then so would crime, one can only gather that america has become the land of the functionally retarded. these million man marches & bustrips to jena are completely self-serving for every 5 parts ridiculous. why? a) no such marches/trips to durham, nc last year b) my father taught me during many fishing trips that the "the shallowest water makes the most noise and as i got older that i would understand that this fact not only was the case for streams, rivers, bays, oceans, etc.. but in real life as well." the same people crying foul in this case are only doing so for their own 15 minutes. whether it's 15 minutes of fame, face time on tv, or 15 minutes of a guilt-free conscience knowing they actually made a difference (they didn't - what a joke), and are the ones who actively search for things to be offended by. such a waste of time in my opinion. so there. i'm done. my soapbox just collapsed under the weight of my big mouth.
Q&A 1. gotta go with the juice. how fun would it be for a day to be that cluelessly stupid to just wander through life thinking you can do whatever you want with no consequences. 2. because the shoulder pads weren't ridiculous enough... 3. heroes - cheerleader. the office.
Captain Caveman again Napalm. I still want a review of the Donkey Kong documentary or Eastern Promises though, have you seen either of them?
1. I'd want to live in Jena the most. With all those protests going on, prime time to rob the local convenience stores and Taco Bells that are closed due to lack of clerks.
2. "I have got to quit doing blow and going to the porn store late night. Some weird shit going on there."
3. Interested to see what Adult Swim throws out there. Besides that just more Conan O'Brien, by far the funniest guy out there.
"I'm so hot for you, I'm so hot for you! I'm so hot for you! And you're so cold!"
Posts: 2891 Rank: 1 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 9/21/2007 10:21:43 AM
That sure is a lot to swallow Napalm. Luckily, that's my specialty so I'll get right on it.
Jessica Alba makes me want to be gay. Even I want to be that penguin. She is positively perfect. I used to watch Dark Angel and stick my lips inside a cup and try to suction them so that they would look like hers. I was 19 too, not like 12 or anything. 19, sucking my face inside a cup to plump my lips. all it gave me was a chin hickey. the point is, she's very very hot. Dane cook looks like every single guy in my neighborhood.
The caveman are making a huge mistake.
I will check out this band, but only because you are so enthralled with them.
1. Get tasered. I like to think I have a very high tolerance for pain and I don't know anything about the other two options since I only get my news from TPP and its usually a tad biased.
2. "Break ya'self fool"
3. I can't wait for Heroes and South Park either. I also will not watch any new shoes.
Posts: 1542 Rank: 6 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
New York, NY
Posted: 9/21/2007 10:25:36 AM
I didn't get a chance to check in yesterday and I felt a deep void in my soul.
1) Live in Jena, LA. mostly because I'd like to experience some small town fun for a little while. NYC can wear on you down at times. And everyone here is too supposedly avant-garde or spineless to voice an opinion as loudly as both parties involved here;
white guys: we don't like black people and to express we're making an homage to lynching in a public park
black guys: we don't like lynching and for reminding us of it we're going to kick the shit out of a white guy.
Awesome. Not enough of that going on anymore. But, these people protesting are bullshit. Not to sound racist, but I'm not sure the white kids did anything worng legally. Suse, it's in unbelievably poor taste, but I think (AB or Tom A feel free to interject) it falls under freedom of speech. And if you beat teh sht out of someone you're probably going to get charged with battery. Them's the rules.
2) Barbara Boxer takes her penis envy to the Senate floor.
3) I'll admit I watched about half of the "Gossip Girl" premeire due to roommates and it was pretty atrocious. It's form the creator of "The O.C." and Balls will admit that he loved that show sometimes. But, this is just that show in New York City. I don't need to go down that road again.
I'm most looking forward to football this fall. Yay football!!!
...that shit smells like victory! Gunnery Sgt. This soldier is ready to Fuck, Fight, or Kill on your orders. You're even more bad ass than the chemical napalm (and that shits used to melt the skin off of gooks). 5 charlie falling to the ground in grim death.
?'s 1. OJ - I hates this MF. I wish we could trade him chappelle show style with another race. I was thinking We could work out a deal with the sand nigs. We could get a few muslims to strenghen our weakening Nation of Islam (what happened to Farrakan???) but then I figure that wouldn't work 'cause they're all ready pretty stacked at cowardly murderer. So since a trade would fall through I'd have to cut him from the team i.e. long walk/busy freeway
2. Barbara Walter defends her decision to add Whoopi Goldberg to the View.
3. ??? I haven't really risen to the rank in here where I have control over the remote (kinda the reason I know what the view is)...
Posts: 2088 Rank: 5 Joined:
2/27/2007
Location:
Ventura, CA
Posted: 9/21/2007 10:48:17 AM
*puts on Klan costume* I can't say this enough or louder or with more hate, spit and venom. FUCK THE JENA 6, FUCK AL SHARPTON and ESPECIALLY FUCK JESSE JACKSON. Those nougats are THE reason there is still prejudice out there. You all know what I mean, so I'll leave it at that.
Q and A 1) Tazer boy. I like pain and making a spectacle out of myself. Plus, like TMAN said, that kid is going to cash in big time after he sues the scholl AND John Kerry. Watch.
2) Never fuck with a menopausal woman in a sharp, pinstriped suit wielding a Tommy Gun. Ever.
3) Heroes - Hayden is legal now. That's like primetime porn for me. Also, Lost - That show is like crack for me.
Now that she is on the open market its only a matter of time before Justine Timberlake lays claim to her. What the fuck is it about that faggit wigger that makes chicks open their snatch boxes for him? Christine?
1. Being a Florida grad, I loved that fucker getting tasered. These self promoting youtube fuckers deserve a beat down.
2. AK Motherfucker!!
3. I'm also weary of new shows. I started on the Nine last year, and that Taye Diggs Groundhog Day show, only to see them yanked off of the tube. ABC can show Jim Belushi and George Lopez 24/7 for all I care.
Posts: 2891 Rank: 1 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 9/21/2007 10:59:54 AM
I don't know. I don't get it at all. If some skinny short white dude came up to me and started talking like that complete fag, I would laugh in his face. and I am never rude, but I would bust out laughing in his face.
I'll admit, he did have this one song a few years ago that (while totally trashed) made me want to dance, but that's it.
I don't get why girls flock to him at all, maybe they are dykes cause he's more feminine than Danny.
(signs on TPP finds smoldering remains of Cross on profile)... Gaddamnitt who do this shit! IT's Fucking 2007! And what the fuck is this!!! Weird Kracker Motherfuckers ... Fucking RAT TAILS!!!! Is this some fucking Sacrif.... Wait these are curly fries??....???...
Posts: 273 Rank: 26 Joined:
5/31/2007
Location:
Gilbert, AZ
Posted: 9/21/2007 11:17:37 AM
The intro was kind of like a follow up to the old people article complaining about how the world was going to hell in a handbasket.
In other news, Phoenix just passed a law against texting while driving. Just how is this going to be enforced? How do you prosecute it? Are cops going to start confiscating phones when they pull you over? Silly.
Anywho -
1. Who wouldn't want to be O.J. Simpson? I'd like to be him on the day that he walks after the latest arrest. I'd walk out, do the jig, fuck a couple white women, and then call Marcus Allen and tell him I'm coming for him next.
Balls - charging out the noose thing is a bit dicey, and I haven't looked at the specific statute down there, but they probably have some sort-of "hate crime" legislation (most states do), which would be the possible basis for a criminal charge. However, as you reference, that type of legislation has taken criticism because of it's potential encroachment on free speech. Likewise, that can make a charge hard to stick. One must also infer a terroristic threat from the symbolic act - to most people this seems pretty clear here, but defense attorneys have been pretty adept at throwing out some BS alternative intent/message/purpose that skirts (just) around the "hate crime" language/requirements, and manipulating dumb-ass juries into believing any doubt whatsoever equates to *reasonable* doubt and thus getting an acquittal (ironic that the poster child just this phenomenon is mentioned in this article).
Since you were MIA yesterday (as was I), you need to go back to JDL's article - "Ohio Sellouts" and check out Comment 236.
1. I think I'd like to live in Jena for a day. I'd make a fortune selling "I'm With Stupid" t-shirts and snowcones. LIME snowcones.
2. "You better compliment my rack, Tom A!"
3. The Office. Sunny in Philly (was looking forward to premiere, it's started up already). Nip/Tuck (god, I'm a fucking idiot).
Provide the set-up to this punch line:
"You better stand back - I don't know how big this thing gets...!"
Posts: 17 Rank: 1984 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Cracklanta, GA
Posted: 9/21/2007 11:26:01 AM
1. I actually grew up 20 miles southwest of Jena, LA, so I've got you all beat on that one. I don't remember race relations being bad back then, but who knows.
It wasn't that bad living there, but hey, I'm white.
2. "God wouldn't give me a penis, so this will have to do. Get ready for Hell, motherfuckers."
3. Kitchen Nightmares. The BBC version was good, for a Brit show, but the new version will be all "Fox-ed up" and confrontational enough to hold the American attention span longer than 12 seconds.
Posts: 1542 Rank: 6 Joined:
12/7/2006
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New York, NY
Posted: 9/21/2007 11:40:01 AM
I could see how one could argue the nooses were a direct threat of physical harm to someone, but as you said it's probably not too hard to interject some doubt into a jury's mind reagarding that.
And Christine's rap was off the higgity for shiggity. Made my pants moist.
And Tom A nailed it with "Always Sunny in Philadelphia" That shit hilarious. Anyone on here that doesn't watch it should definitely start. it's right up your alley.
Posts: 2891 Rank: 1 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 9/21/2007 11:49:32 AM
Thanks balls and Thomas.
I didn't catch last night's episodes yet, but Its always Sunny is fucking hilarious. Definitely one of my favorites.
Also, not to beat a dead horse (not you annebelle), but CuteBoy called me last night. Stated he just got his phone back, it was broke. This is not a lie cause I saw it at my house and it the front was smashed. however, he called at almost 1am which is booty call territory. long story short: I am going to the concert with him and two other guys. one of the guys is gonna take my other ticket so crisis is adverted.
Posts: 2088 Rank: 5 Joined:
2/27/2007
Location:
Ventura, CA
Posted: 9/21/2007 11:49:48 AM
....fucking rules.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RSJGro_iZPs
Yup, it's payday today and I am already down to $54.00 in my account. Can't wait for that raise to kick in. Anyone know any good tricks to stealing gas?
