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Bassam Tarazi Billy Volek:The Smartest Guy in the Room Original Post
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Posted: 10/10/2006

Some people prefer Gatorade
After watching Albert Haynesworth decide to use Andre Gurode’s head as if he were lowering a kick stand, Billy Volek finally felt like it was time to speak out on his last days as a Titan, how his coach Jeff Fisher might have an easier time coaching nomadic Visigoths and what the mood was like in the locker room, or as Billy called it, “A poor man’s Abu Ghraib.”

“Well first off, I would come into the locker room to the haze of marijuana smoke mixed with that tangy scent that can only be free ... Read Full Story
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  • deuce funny as shit () Post #: 1
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    Posted: 10/10/2006 6:53:15 AM
    dreads (polomalomaluu included) under the helmet = queer. show some fucking pride. you're a professional.

    oh. wait.

    nice job bassam
    Kotter I liked it () Post #: 2
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    Posted: 10/10/2006 9:01:41 AM
    The only thing you might consider missing would be the requisite Michael Irvin or Lawrence Taylor cocaine/crack reference. That can be forgiven.

    Well played, sir.
    antony this should have been a 5... () Post #: 3
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    Posted: 10/10/2006 10:08:27 AM
    but, you have the grammar of a 7 yr old autistic child, so it's a 4. good job.
    The Myth Good Times.... () Post #: 4
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    Posted: 10/10/2006 12:50:21 PM
    I actually went to high school with Billy...oddly enough at that time he was the one doing the coke. It's good to see that he's stopped that. Fuck it, Go Chargers!
    Batata Whatever () Post #: 5
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    Posted: 10/10/2006 2:32:34 PM
    Go Bears!
    Tangent Guy Which One in Pic#2 () Post #: 6
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    Posted: 10/10/2006 8:00:47 PM
    is a Williams sister?

    Good piece - I only found one inaccuracy. Without a doubt, had Vince Young been left alone with the chalk, he would've snorted it, not fried it.


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