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Posted: 8/19/2005
Pierce Brosnan is out as Double-Oh Seven? What the fuck! If Colin Farrell gets the gig I, will plug myself with a .22 in my only working testicle! I think I would rather see Will Ferrell than Colin or that hack Sean Bean whose name keeps coming up.
What happened to the days when James Bond was a hard-drinking gambler, hell-bent on protecting the citizens of the world, pulling the hottest muff, and wheeling the coolest rides? Pierce was a good James Bond, but the franchise just couldn’...
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How 'bout Collin Ferrell? He would be super dope as Bond!
pescatore
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Posted: 8/19/2005 3:43:43 AM
Johnny Depp should be the next James Bond. Time for an American to jump into those shoes and more importantly to jump into all those hot chicks.
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Posted: 8/19/2005 4:53:34 AM
Funny as always. Does Jamie Lee seriously have double baggage? That's messed up cuz she is hot.
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Posted: 8/19/2005 5:08:57 AM
depp is too ambiguous
brad pitt would make money
ed norton would be subversive
vince vaughn would be a disaster
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Posted: 8/19/2005 6:35:31 AM
Great stuff! Lilly Thai in that Balsac movie would have been the tits. She is one of my favorites! I can't believe no one has mentioned the obvious choice of Christian Bale yet. He is the only suave Brit left that could do Bond any justice. Too bad he is already Batman. Maybe he could mix the roles together and become Bondman.
Gwen
Another Scotch I think...
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Posted: 8/19/2005 9:33:59 AM
F Colin Farrell...I think with Christian Bale already doing Batman, the only other choice is Ewan McGregor. He's got the looks with the right kind of cocky smarminess to be Bond, plus as he proved in the Stars Wars debacle, he has the ability to have fun and be engaging, even with a script and co-stars less appealing than a stack of ass crack pancakes.
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Who's the man?
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Posted: 8/19/2005 9:43:45 AM
It's bout time we give a brother some love. They can pimp his ride, corn row his hair and wouldn't it be fly to have Bond order A "remi martian shaken not, oh fuck it just gimmie the damn bottle!"
kayvon
why not murphy?
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Posted: 8/19/2005 10:18:22 AM
He may seem a bit meek for the role, but he could wax debonaire with the best of them [read: wanks]. And he did kick some ass in 28 Days. But I guess McGregor would probably fit the role better. Hugh Grant probably has the VDs for the part, but I can't imagine him disabling baddies with anything more lethal than a dose of incisor. Watch it be Madonna. Or Renee Zellweger.
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Next Bond
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Posted: 8/19/2005 10:18:49 AM
I'm probably in the minortity here, but I think Clive Owen would make a pretty believeable Bond.
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Posted: 8/19/2005 10:20:40 AM
Tracy Morgan beat you to the punch with LaMont Bond.
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Posted: 8/19/2005 10:51:36 AM
Yeah I'll give you Clive Owen too, cause he's definitely badass enough. Though he'd definitely play it much darker than McGregor would.
matt
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Posted: 8/19/2005 11:28:45 AM
--------yeah I got nothing for the bond. I'll just throw A;lec Baldwin out there because I will get a lot of heat for it. But McGregor seems like a good choice, I guess.
Thanks for the reviews as always Napalm. Some of the best stuff on this site.
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Posted: 8/19/2005 11:29:39 AM
Bean was already 006 (aka Janus), a character killed in Goldeneye. He also looks like he lost an acid fight, which might be a roadblock to that Bond trim.
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Posted: 8/19/2005 11:43:35 AM
You are all fools for trying to rip Sean Bean. He is one of the greatest character actors of our generation and is certainly no hack. Napalm Jones, if you and Sean Bean were left to battle each other to the death in a foxhole, I don't need to tell you who would emerge with all limbs intact... Plus, Bean was voted second sexiest man in all of the U.K. That includes Wales too bitches...
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Posted: 8/19/2005 11:50:56 AM
Hey YoMama, your idea and already been used and abused, literally. Not only has Tracy Morgan already done it, but Vin Deiseil and Ice Cube completely ran that idea into the ground with the shite XXX flicks.
As for possible Bond actors, Clive Owen has potential, but he doesn't have the required dash of debonaire that Connery pulled off so well. Along those same [Scottish] lines, one possibility is Dougray Scott.... he might have what it takes to pull of a good Bond, assuming the scriptwriters stop pooping all over themselves. By the way, if anybody so much as mentions Orlando Bloom or Jude Law they should be earfucked by a large mammal of some sort.
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Posted: 8/19/2005 12:10:33 PM
Hugh Jackman turned it down so its gotta be Clive Owen or Sean Bean.
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Posted: 8/19/2005 1:12:42 PM
If Chloe Sevigny really blows Vincent Gallo in that movie then I nominate him to be the next James Bond because he is already a pimp. Does that movie actually show blow job? Or do they cut around it to make you think there is blow job going on that isn't?
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Posted: 8/19/2005 1:48:17 PM
I love Owen for the role, but wouldn't that fuck up the idea that no good actors can play Bond? (And Sean lost his claim as a good actor over the last ten movies he's made.)
Mike
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Posted: 8/19/2005 2:03:09 PM
Perhaps you missed Sean Bean's performances in The Island, or National Treasure, which was a national treasure unto its own. His performance in Equilibrium was spot on and who could ever forget his turn as an IRA terrorist in such films as Patriot Games, and Ronin... furthermore, you should not be referring to him on a first name basis. I suggest you refer to Sean Bean as His Bean-ness or Bean-o-rino...
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Posted: 8/19/2005 2:28:21 PM
Holy crap! I never realized that Michelle Williams from Dawson's Creek and IF these walls could talk 2 was the same girl who played the little girl version of Sil in Species until I read that thing Napalm wrote! She was so hot in Dick! That is totally gonna make me feel like an even bigger perv when I watch Species now.
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Posted: 8/19/2005 2:41:19 PM
He's too young now, but in about 10 yrs Jude Law would be a great bond. I think this next one will be Clive Owen. If I even hear the name Colin Farrell being considered it would be a joke. Roger Moore 4ever.
By the way Sean Bean already played played Alec Trevelyn (006) in Goldeneye.
JT
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Posted: 8/19/2005 3:00:38 PM
O my fucking god! That BJ scene is ridiculous! That is more BJ than you would see in a Jenna Jameson movie. Chloe Seviny is officially a really good actress in my book. Thanks for the link NWALover.
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Posted: 8/21/2005 7:06:06 PM
I could care less about James Bond, but Colin Farrell would be terrible for the role.
Also, if you thought Cillian was effeminate-looking in Red Eye, wait until you see his next movie, where he plays a tranny hooker in the '70s. I'm not kidding.
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