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Mike Polk 80's Bad Guy's Warning To Nerd Original Post
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Member Since:  12/4/2005
Location:  Burbank, U.S.
Posted: 6/6/2005

Hey! Hey Assface! I’m talking to you! Let’s get something straight right now Spazbreath! Samantha is my girl! Do you hear me!? Stay the hell away from her!

What makes you think she’d want anything to do with a geek like you anyways!? She’s got a real man! I’m popular! I’m the Captain of the football team! Go Cougars!

All you do is hang out in the art room all day and paint your queer, abstract pictures! They all look like puke! Just like your face! Reme... Read Full Story
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  • Brandon winner takes it all () Post #: 1
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    Posted: 6/6/2005 9:01:25 AM
    Awesome! I just pissed myself. Great column.
    Mike Bad () Post #: 2
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    Posted: 6/6/2005 9:54:10 AM
    This is fuckin bad
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    Posted: 6/6/2005 10:22:49 AM
    What happens when 'You Got a Problem?' and 'Beloved 80's Bullies' have a baby?

    This article becomes the bastard son.
    Courtney Sweet! () Post #: 4
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    Posted: 6/6/2005 10:38:16 AM
    I saw Mike do this article with Last Call Cleveland on stage one time, it was great!
    Mike This Article.... () Post #: 5
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    Posted: 6/6/2005 12:50:41 PM
    ...needs more 80's cowbell
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    Posted: 6/6/2005 3:16:37 PM
    Hey, is that a picture of the foe of daniel-son?!?
    Billy Zabka Screw you melon () Post #: 7
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    Posted: 6/6/2005 3:40:30 PM
    Thanks gang for rejuvinating my career.

    In the last week alone, I've recieved 2 UPN sit-com treatments, a commercial (for ripped fuel), an an infomercial deal, a Tony, 4 calls from Bruce Vilanch (he's hilarious), and a colonoscopy from Dr. Phil! Thank You Phat Phree!!!

    Billy Zabka
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    Posted: 6/8/2005 11:42:36 AM
    O'Doyle Rules!
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    Posted: 6/24/2005 4:17:52 PM
    You had a chance & ruined it. I thought it was going to be quite clever but in fact I lost interest.
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