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Mark Garrison
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Posts: 6Rank: 163
Member Since:
4/8/2007
Location:
Converse, TX
Posted: 6/13/2007
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Toque
hear that?
Post #: 1
Posts: 856Rank: 2Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Seattle, WA
Posted: 6/13/2007 5:12:52 AM
Mommy is only charging $1200 for an ounce of blow. Daddy's gonna be pissed.
Balls
Or...
Post #: 2
Posts: 1542Rank: 6Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
New York, NY
Posted: 6/13/2007 9:31:42 AM
"How did a woman like that have three such fat disgustig kids?"
Christine
Orrr
Post #: 3
Posts: 2890Rank: 1Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 6/13/2007 9:58:38 AM
"MOM!!! Why are you still dressing us all the same???? We ain't twins!"
Spartan
Shhhhhhh!
Post #: 4
Posts: 2088Rank: 5Joined:
2/27/2007
Location:
Ventura, CA
Posted: 6/13/2007 10:17:34 AM
Mom must be talking to the vaccuum cleaner repair man again. She keeps saying "blow", "suck" and "dirty"...
Christine
For Tom A
Post #: 5
Posts: 2890Rank: 1Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 6/13/2007 10:30:45 AM
"Uh oh, I think Mom wants to get rid of Kevin".
Sir Peter Goesinya
or
Post #: 6
Posts: 441Rank: 29Joined:
12/22/2006
Location:
Your Moms House, TX
Posted: 6/13/2007 11:38:28 AM
"Why doesn't Mom talk like that when she's threatening to give us spankings? Bitch!"
T. Owen Baffoe
or
Post #: 7
Posts: 177Rank: 51Joined:
4/8/2007
Location:
Chicago, IL
Posted: 6/13/2007 12:40:47 PM
"Dammit! She's talking to 'Mr. Sweet Dick' again. That means Dad's cooking tonight."
Christine
Orrr
Post #: 8
Posts: 2890Rank: 1Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 6/13/2007 1:12:11 PM
"Hey, better add some Skippy to that list, that dog's all over your twat".
DLamp
How about
Post #: 9
Posts: 893Rank: 3Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Los Angeles, CA
Posted: 6/13/2007 1:50:26 PM
Daddy said he wouldn't have to work so hard if Mommy wasn't so fucking lazy.
Christine
How about
Post #: 10
Posts: 2890Rank: 1Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 6/13/2007 2:00:09 PM
"When I said, 'Call someone who cares', I didn't think she knew anyone who would".
vertigo
Or
Post #: 11
Posts: 1313Rank: 4Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
dallas, TX
Posted: 6/13/2007 2:56:03 PM
"She's totally fucking around on dad."
Cujojo
great
Post #: 12
Posts: 16Rank: 2081Joined:
5/30/2007
Location:
gilbert, AZ
Posted: 6/14/2007 10:05:02 AM
Great last time she was on the phone to mexico, i took a 4 hour plane ride with a condom full of coke up my ass. Jeffy it's your turn, grandpa's fist has you really streatched out.
Tom A
Kevin does look concerned.
Post #: 13
Posts: 632Rank: 18Joined:
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Location:
Woodbury, MN
Posted: 6/14/2007 10:49:01 AM
How about this:
