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Mark Garrison

Writer Rnk.: 94	Avg. Rating: 3.90	Total Pieces: 16
User Rnk.: 160	User Pts.: 134	Comments: 6
Member Since: 4/8/2007

Mark Garrison decided to become a writer so he could inspire children to learn. At least that was his intention before starting to write about homicidal hippos, stinky strippers, and gay sock monkeys. He hopes to soon be a household name everywhere with the exception of Djibouti.

Mark Garrison wouldn't look so weird if he had more MySpace friends.

Recent Articles By Mark Garrison

	Dennis the Menace: Truth Hurts Posted: 10/8/07
	Rating: 4.36 Viewed: 751 Emailed: 1 Comments: 13

	Dennis the Menace: Personal Injury Posted: 9/24/07
	Rating: 3.67 Viewed: 2372 Emailed: 2 Comments: 12

	Miss Teen South Carolina's Other QnA's Posted: 8/30/07
	Rating: 3.89 Viewed: 8176 Emailed: 26 Comments: 38

	Abused Phamily Circus: Christ Compels Posted: 8/14/07
	Rating: 3.48 Viewed: 4132 Emailed: 1 Comments: 9

	Abused Phamily Circus: Bedtime Request Posted: 6/25/07
	Rating: 4.14 Viewed: 5340 Emailed: 1 Comments: 10

	Abused Phamily Circus: Work at Home Mom Posted: 6/13/07
	Rating: 3.96 Viewed: 6533 Emailed: 2 Comments: 13

	Garfield: Herpes Posted: 5/21/07
	Rating: 3.55 Viewed: 5032 Emailed: 3 Comments: 7

	Abused Phamily Circus: Food Stamps Posted: 5/17/07
	Rating: 3.74 Viewed: 4914 Emailed: 3 Comments: 13

	Beetle Bailey: Oral Debate Posted: 5/14/07
	Rating: 3.79 Viewed: 4943 Emailed: 2 Comments: 4

	Abused Phamily Circus: Pimp'n Ain't Easy Posted: 4/23/07
	Rating: 3.93 Viewed: 5028 Emailed: 2 Comments: 10

	Dear Pornographers, Posted: 4/20/07
	Rating: 4.09 Viewed: 10618 Emailed: 9 Comments: 102

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