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Posted: 8/14/2007 8:25:30 AM by Balls
"Seriously, if you need to jerk off jsut use a vegetable of some sort. I'm not positive, but I think it says somewhere in the Bible that you shouldn't masturbate with a crucifix."

or ()	Post #: 2
Posted: 8/14/2007 8:57:46 AM by brikz
"Is that all you got pussy? Your mother still sucks cocks in hell."

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Posted: 8/14/2007 9:22:00 AM by Stiggs
"Can Jesus really beat the Super Aids out of me? Can he mommy? Can he?"

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Posted: 8/14/2007 11:54:28 AM by Cujojo
jeasus loves you but we all think you are an asshole.

or ()	Post #: 5
Posted: 8/14/2007 12:30:30 PM by Cujojo
Look i dont mind filimg you tribute to the exorcist, but i'm not eating you box till you clean that mess up. And I am not even bringing up the projectile vomit thing you're fucking sick you know that.

Maybe... ()	Post #: 6
Posted: 8/14/2007 1:13:31 PM by Tom A
"Mommy - can you please fix the gash on my head and THEN show me how to give a better handjob?"

Heh heh ()	Post #: 7
Posted: 8/16/2007 12:39:13 AM by drgnflyz
Heh heh! Damn those reformed catholic mommies, always having flashbacks! "I said no more wire crucifixes!"

orrr ()	Post #: 8
Posted: 8/16/2007 2:27:04 PM by Christine
"Do you see this man??? he's the one who gave you that hideaous birthmark, not me."

Tom A ()	Post #: 9
Posted: 8/16/2007 5:18:34 PM by Christine
Balls and I aren't coming. You told me to post it here. but I send you a rather detailed explanation in your email. please please let me know if you got this info. Otherwise I will kill myself.

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"Seriously, if you need to jerk off jsut use a vegetable of some sort. I'm not positive, but I think it says somewhere in the Bible that you shouldn't masturbate with a crucifix."

"Is that all you got pussy? Your mother still sucks cocks in hell."

"Can Jesus really beat the Super Aids out of me? Can he mommy? Can he?"

jeasus loves you but we all think you are an asshole.

Look i dont mind filimg you tribute to the exorcist, but i'm not eating you box till you clean that mess up. And I am not even bringing up the projectile vomit thing you're fucking sick you know that.

"Mommy - can you please fix the gash on my head and THEN show me how to give a better handjob?"

Heh heh! Damn those reformed catholic mommies, always having flashbacks! "I said no more wire crucifixes!"

"Do you see this man??? he's the one who gave you that hideaous birthmark, not me."

Balls and I aren't coming. You told me to post it here. but I send you a rather detailed explanation in your email. please please let me know if you got this info. Otherwise I will kill myself.