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10/16/2006
Location:
Los Angeles, CA
Posted: 10/22/2007
Modest, yet Delicious
The restaurant itself bears no formal numeric address. It sits snugly against the back wall of a weathered brick building leased to a tattoo parlor. I was fortunate to stumble upon it quite by accident, but for those of you who don't have time for a scavenger hunt, your best bet is to jot down directions to the tattoo parlor and take advantage of the street parking out front. Upon arrival, you might be surprised to find that the brick building, though not particularly large, still manages to ...
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Posts: 282 Rank: 27 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
East Lansing, MI
Posted: 10/22/2007 9:11:47 AM
would stuff a manila envelope with hamburger and rice noodles, but good stuff Oatmeal, long overdue.
You know what's fun? Fucking with families who go to the planetarium on Saturday nights. Get yourself a Coke and rum Slurpee, Sit in the middle, and just yell obscenities when the narrator asks what the names of the constellations are.
"Anyone know what that triangle-shaped one is called?" "...fucking...cheesecake!" "No...think older..." "God damn! Cheesecake-ious!" "No...it's called Triangulus!" "Bull fucking shit! Come on Amanda, we're leaving!"
Lines like that are what make Oatmeal oatmeal. Great stuff, always unique.
We need to get some LA food critic out to this place to help get word out. Sounds like great food at great prices, anything skewered with a 9-iron is going to demand a sophisticated palette.
"All my friends say, I starting shooting doubles when you walked in. All my friends say, I got a little crazy seeing you with him."
great, the fucking sox.. this means at least two more years of fat chicks in red sox shirts and hats (often pink) that have never watched a game walking around claiming to be fans. not to mention the toolbags that claim to be fans all along yet just now started to show it.
Fuck boston.. your only identity used to be this legion of never give up hope fans. now you must welcome the front runners who will pollute your past dedicated legions. now you are shit. another team that won and has fake fans. nothing.
fuck the sox.
i dont think the rockies have a chance... but i sure hope so.
oh, and nicely done extremely random yet poetic article. I give it 4 Ortiz homers flying through colorado air. woulda been 5 but he doesnt play defense.
Posts: 1132 Rank: 9 Joined:
3/13/2007
Location:
My Cubicle, CO
Posted: 10/22/2007 10:24:17 AM
I would probably choose an Outback Steakhouse trash bin as you could probably have a pretty good chance of scoring someones half eaten rack of ribs. MMMM thats good eatin.
Posts: 2856 Rank: 2 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 10/22/2007 10:33:33 AM
I hope everyone had a great weekend!
Thomas, this was superb. Each one of your pieces is better than the last. I also think you should know (if you don't already) that we are attempting to replace the word random with your name. Its a group effort and it hasn't exactly worked yet, but we're on our way.
Posts: 150 Rank: 36 Joined:
8/29/2007
Location:
Boston, MA
Posted: 10/22/2007 10:42:49 AM
applaudes at you from heaven, Oatmal. Reading this made me want to wrap my granola bar in bloody bandages and scarf it down like it was filet mignon.
Fuck Boston and the Red Sox. Apparantly, wearing the same red Beckett shirt for 3 weeks gives you the green light to scream like little girls every time their precious prick Ramirez hits it out of the "pahk." Female Sox fans are complete garbage. They're not even worth discussion.
Cleveland couldn't close the deal and now I have to deal with "Up yaws! Yankees suck! I'm wicked retahded!" for a much longer time than necessary.
to get one's respect, keep in mind that Oatmeal is typing all this with one hand and a hook. I mean c'mon, that's some skill right there. When life gives him lemons Tom A starts mixing lemon drops. ps. skanks love lemon drops.
Posts: 778 Rank: 17 Joined:
6/20/2007
Location:
Norristown, PA
Posted: 10/22/2007 11:01:25 AM
We edged the Steelers AB, although this hardly makes up for the loss we had to you guys in the playoffs. Still I hope you choked on your own vomit as the kick sailed through.
SS, check your Myspace if you're around.
EF its looks like Carrottop's career has finally hit rock bottom if the poor bastard is dumpster diving for bagels.
Posts: 2856 Rank: 2 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 10/22/2007 11:08:02 AM
Tman, those are awesome. You did them all? I couldn't do that sober.
However, I saw the smashing Pumpkins friday night and they were wonderful. Billy must have been doing a lot of voice training. because when I saw them in 1997, they blew. he sounded like a broken horn.
there were these fucking frat fucks behind me and my brother and they kept shouting, "yo suck billy" "i'd never buy your new album" "your my boy blue" "you only have one good song" "PLAY ZERO". I wanted to kill them.
I turned around to yell at them and my grabbed my and said, "don't, I'm by myself and there's 7 of them". He had a good point, but Sometimes I think my brother's a pussy.
you boys really brought their A game. We handed you the first half with all those turnovers, and you put points up. The troubling part for me was right before we scored to tie, I was yelling for them to run the ball a couple times, so they wouldn't leave so much time on the clock. Once they got inside of the 40 yard line, I knew it was all fucked. Luckily, the Ravens are just terrible.
Posts: 1132 Rank: 9 Joined:
3/13/2007
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My Cubicle, CO
Posted: 10/22/2007 11:16:04 AM
The only one I did was the vampire. Its one of those ones where you dont cut entirely through, you just kind of shave it down for the shading. I don't think it turned out too bad for my first attempt at a pumpkin like that. I will definately step it up and try a harder one next year.
As for the Broncos I am wondering if we will ever win a game this year by more than 3 points. I also think I scared all of my neighbors I was screaming so loud when they ran that fumble recovery in for a touchdown. I blame the whiskey.
And everyone that looks like them or cheers for them. They are more overrated than than Spartan's self promoted ass, at least the Pitts show up to play sometime. But I am willing to lose $50 a game on the Ravens, cuz everytime I bet on them the SonsaBitches don't show up, but I hate them so much I will gladly lose the money to ensure they never win another game.
Posts: 1132 Rank: 9 Joined:
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Posted: 10/22/2007 11:41:58 AM
Well we were going to go sunday morning but when we woke up it was blizzarding like crazy so we decided to stay inside and watch football. I'm hoping to see it this weekend along with Saw IV but we'll see if that actually happens since Saw has priority.
Posts: 778 Rank: 17 Joined:
6/20/2007
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Norristown, PA
Posted: 10/22/2007 11:45:17 AM
I can accept one movie with an omniscient serial killer, but now that we're four movies later and he died in the third one, I'm getting a little leery.
Posts: 2060 Rank: 5 Joined:
2/27/2007
Location:
Ventura, CA
Posted: 10/22/2007 11:53:43 AM
You have not earned the right to use my name in your sad excuses for analogies, you fat fuck. Yes, I called you fat, because you make me look like DLamp on a meth binge, you lard shake.
When you start posting regualrly and with a little humor, then, and only then, will I consider giving you carte blanche on the use of my name and persona.
Posts: 2856 Rank: 2 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 10/22/2007 12:02:38 PM
There was another Danny look a like at the wedding I was at saturday night. He had on this suit that you could tell was from like a thrift store or some hipster shop. I could totally see danny wearing one of these when he poses as a straight man. I danced with him and told him he should change his name to danny and he asked why and I said shut up and dance danny. He looked so frightened. I may have been a mite intoxicated.
Posts: 1132 Rank: 9 Joined:
3/13/2007
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Posted: 10/22/2007 12:33:28 PM
I liked those just based on the fact that you could put yourself in that fucked up situation and think if you could actually do what you needed to in order to survive. Thats could actually be a pretty fun game, come up with your own Saw trap.
Senario: You wake up to find you and your (Girlfriend, Mother, Father Brother) hanging from a chain next to you. Below you is a 15 foot drop iand some constantly grinding gears. A video pops up informing you the walls around you are about to start closing in and will not stop until you flat as a sheet of paper. Your only option for survival is to find a way to stop the gears below you. The video shuts off and the walls start to close in. As you are swinging there you notice a latch on the back of your partners harness. You quickly realize pulling this latch will drop the person into the gears, saving yourself, but grinding your partner to pieces. What do you do???
