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Posted: 8/20/2007 9:34:40 AM by vertigo

"Come on, I've heard you can take way more than that."

or... () Post #: 2
Posted: 8/20/2007 9:42:26 AM by Balls

"Is it weird this is turning me on?"

Orrrr..... () Post #: 3
Posted: 8/20/2007 9:56:24 AM by Christine

"No no no, careful with the teeth, and would it kill you to rub it a little?"

Or () Post #: 4
Posted: 8/20/2007 11:36:54 AM by DJ Farkus

"Trust me, Daddy's going to smack the shit out of you if you can't do better than that. Now try again..."

or () Post #: 5
Posted: 8/20/2007 11:53:59 AM by Arrogant Bastahhd

"No, you have to open wider like this... and mind the stepchildren."

Orr.... () Post #: 6
Posted: 8/20/2007 11:55:47 AM by Christine

"Jesus Christ, Christine, is that your 5th? Its not a race!"

or () Post #: 7
Posted: 8/20/2007 12:02:56 PM by Arrogant Bastahhd

"that's goin right to your thighs fatty... Saddlebags!"

or () Post #: 8
Posted: 8/20/2007 12:09:36 PM by vertigo

"Maybe after you get done you can go exercise with daddy too. Just a thought."

how about () Post #: 9
Posted: 8/20/2007 1:25:55 PM by Troy

The last time Daddy asked me to play catch, it wasn't outside and my ass hurt for weeks.

How about... () Post #: 10
Posted: 8/20/2007 3:49:51 PM by Christine

"Hey, how's your hotdog?"

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