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I don't know ()	Post #: 1
Posted: 8/27/2007 9:08:53 AM by Troy
This was good and all but the title had me thinking about that piece of shit movie with Jodie Foster. She hasn't done anything worhtwhile since that Tijuana donkey show I caught her in back in 98....

or ()	Post #: 2
Posted: 8/27/2007 10:30:20 AM by vertigo
"Have you ever been fucked in the mouth by a guy wearing red overalls?"

or ()	Post #: 3
Posted: 8/27/2007 10:54:17 AM by Stiggs
"Excuse me, daddy said we're going to Euthanasia. Is that by China?"

Too early ()	Post #: 4
Posted: 8/27/2007 11:02:23 AM by Spartan
There's a joke in here about the dad having troubles finding the slot to stick it in to, but I just can't find it yet.

Orrr ()	Post #: 5
Posted: 8/27/2007 11:20:26 AM by Christine
"Hey dad! there's that lady whose carpet you said you wanted to lick clean, doesn't she have a vacuum?"

Dad needs Help. ()	Post #: 6
Posted: 8/27/2007 12:19:58 PM by EVIL FRANK
I bet She could help Dad Get it in the slot Mom. You said he couldn't get it in yours.

Orrr ()	Post #: 7
Posted: 8/27/2007 1:16:28 PM by Christine
"Dad, why does the man in seat 4b have a dick nose?"

Orrr ()	Post #: 8
Posted: 8/27/2007 2:11:55 PM by Christine
"I know lady, if my pants were that gay, I'd have to kick my own ass".

Orrrr... ()	Post #: 9
Posted: 8/27/2007 2:52:52 PM by 7 crown
Li'l help? I'm here 'cause this jerkoff couldn't figure out a jimmy cap, you think he can handle a fucking seatbelt?

How about ()	Post #: 10
Posted: 8/27/2007 6:42:33 PM by DLamp
Excuse me, miss? Can you help my dad clean up? He just joined the mile high club...by himself.

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This was good and all but the title had me thinking about that piece of shit movie with Jodie Foster. She hasn't done anything worhtwhile since that Tijuana donkey show I caught her in back in 98....

"Have you ever been fucked in the mouth by a guy wearing red overalls?"

"Excuse me, daddy said we're going to Euthanasia. Is that by China?"

There's a joke in here about the dad having troubles finding the slot to stick it in to, but I just can't find it yet.

"Hey dad! there's that lady whose carpet you said you wanted to lick clean, doesn't she have a vacuum?"

I bet She could help Dad Get it in the slot Mom.You said he couldn't get it in yours.

"Dad, why does the man in seat 4b have a dick nose?"

"I know lady, if my pants were that gay, I'd have to kick my own ass".

Li'l help? I'm here 'cause this jerkoff couldn't figure out a jimmy cap, you think he can handle a fucking seatbelt?

Excuse me, miss? Can you help my dad clean up? He just joined the mile high club...by himself.

I bet She could help Dad Get it in the slot Mom.
You said he couldn't get it in yours.