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Or ()	Post #: 1
Posted: 5/17/2007 9:56:10 AM by Balls
"Did you get some milk from the store, or are we going to have to take turns squeezing you titties again?"

or... ()	Post #: 2
Posted: 5/17/2007 10:37:42 AM by jeeper
"Corn flakes? I fuckin' told you to get me some Capt'n Crunch bitch."

Or ()	Post #: 3
Posted: 5/17/2007 11:10:00 AM by DJ Farkus
We all know that the only reason you ever serve us breakfast is because you're feeling guilty about slamming uglies with the neighbor again.

Orrrrrrrrr. ()	Post #: 4
Posted: 5/17/2007 11:32:49 AM by Christine
"Speaking of Flakes, Where's Dad?"

or ()	Post #: 5
Posted: 5/17/2007 12:02:49 PM by Arrogant Bastahhd
I said bacon and eggs bitch!

How about ()	Post #: 6
Posted: 5/17/2007 1:22:42 PM by DLamp
Mom, has anyone ever told you that you look like Betty Rubble?

Mom.. ()	Post #: 7
Posted: 5/17/2007 1:48:29 PM by Spartan
I think it's time for you to get off your lazy ass and get a job.

How about ()	Post #: 8
Posted: 5/17/2007 2:00:48 PM by Christine
"S'cuse me mam, the gig is up. We're all on the back of this carton. Turn yourself in".

Slight Variation ()	Post #: 9
Posted: 5/17/2007 3:18:11 PM by Tangent Guy
"Cereal again? Bitch, you need to start workin' yo' ass on that corner - I don't play this shit!"

Maybe...... ()	Post #: 10
Posted: 5/17/2007 3:21:58 PM by Christine
"Ready guys?!?!?!!!....5...6...7...8.. Spooooooon Man, come together with your hands......"

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"Did you get some milk from the store, or are we going to have to take turns squeezing you titties again?"

"Corn flakes? I fuckin' told you to get me some Capt'n Crunch bitch."

We all know that the only reason you ever serve us breakfast is because you're feeling guilty about slamming uglies with the neighbor again.

"Speaking of Flakes, Where's Dad?"

I said bacon and eggs bitch!

Mom, has anyone ever told you that you look like Betty Rubble?

I think it's time for you to get off your lazy ass and get a job.

"S'cuse me mam, the gig is up. We're all on the back of this carton. Turn yourself in".

"Cereal again? Bitch, you need to start workin' yo' ass on that corner - I don't play this shit!"

"Ready guys?!?!?!!!....5...6...7...8.. Spooooooon Man, come together with your hands......"