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hear that? ()	Post #: 1
Posted: 6/13/2007 5:12:52 AM by Toque
Mommy is only charging $1200 for an ounce of blow. Daddy's gonna be pissed.

Or... ()	Post #: 2
Posted: 6/13/2007 9:31:42 AM by Balls
"How did a woman like that have three such fat disgustig kids?"

Orrr ()	Post #: 3
Posted: 6/13/2007 9:58:38 AM by Christine
"MOM!!! Why are you still dressing us all the same???? We ain't twins!"

Shhhhhhh! ()	Post #: 4
Posted: 6/13/2007 10:17:34 AM by Spartan
Mom must be talking to the vaccuum cleaner repair man again. She keeps saying "blow", "suck" and "dirty"...

For Tom A ()	Post #: 5
Posted: 6/13/2007 10:30:45 AM by Christine
"Uh oh, I think Mom wants to get rid of Kevin".

or ()	Post #: 6
Posted: 6/13/2007 11:38:28 AM by Sir Peter Goesinya
"Why doesn't Mom talk like that when she's threatening to give us spankings? Bitch!"

or ()	Post #: 7
Posted: 6/13/2007 12:40:47 PM by T. Owen Baffoe
"Dammit! She's talking to 'Mr. Sweet Dick' again. That means Dad's cooking tonight."

Orrr ()	Post #: 8
Posted: 6/13/2007 1:12:11 PM by Christine
"Hey, better add some Skippy to that list, that dog's all over your twat".

How about ()	Post #: 9
Posted: 6/13/2007 1:50:26 PM by DLamp
Daddy said he wouldn't have to work so hard if Mommy wasn't so fucking lazy.

How about ()	Post #: 10
Posted: 6/13/2007 2:00:09 PM by Christine
"When I said, 'Call someone who cares', I didn't think she knew anyone who would".

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Mommy is only charging $1200 for an ounce of blow. Daddy's gonna be pissed.

"How did a woman like that have three such fat disgustig kids?"

"MOM!!! Why are you still dressing us all the same???? We ain't twins!"

Mom must be talking to the vaccuum cleaner repair man again. She keeps saying "blow", "suck" and "dirty"...

"Uh oh, I think Mom wants to get rid of Kevin".

"Why doesn't Mom talk like that when she's threatening to give us spankings? Bitch!"

"Dammit! She's talking to 'Mr. Sweet Dick' again. That means Dad's cooking tonight."

"Hey, better add some Skippy to that list, that dog's all over your twat".

Daddy said he wouldn't have to work so hard if Mommy wasn't so fucking lazy.

"When I said, 'Call someone who cares', I didn't think she knew anyone who would".