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Posted: 10/3/2007
The Halos haven't recovered from '86
There is no better time to be a voracious consumer of professional sports and amateur athletics than the present.
Unless you're a Mets fan - New York City's perennial second-class citizen;
Unless you're Trevor Hoffman - arguably the game's greatest career closer who came undone like trousers in a rub and tug the final weeks of the season;
Unless you're Gary Bettman - who decided that the solution to his League's seemingly never-ending pursuit of irrelevance was to start the 11-month-...
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Posts: 20 Rank: 85 Joined:
9/18/2007
Location:
Crapchester, NY
Posted: 10/3/2007 12:14:04 PM
Not sure about everyone else, but I was going through withdrawal last night like Jared Leto in "Requiem" with no MLB or NFL.
I didn't watch Shitcenter out of fear they would do a half hour piece on some ex-athelete who now helps out window lickers in the ghetto as a filler piece, and Memphis v. Marshall is about as compelling as a JV matchup in rural Arkansas.
Posts: 1044 Rank: 9 Joined:
3/13/2007
Location:
Denver, CO
Posted: 10/3/2007 12:21:02 PM
In disbelief that the Rockies are actually in the playoffs.
Ok all you baseball people, what is the big fucking difference between American and National league play?
Also, this site used to have so many funny random articles, and now most of them are sports satire. I love sports but I miss the Tyler Smith ramblings of old.
Plus Paul Kersey Chronicles, WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NEW ONE??? Chronicles
I think the entire Mets team got deported after that loss to Florida.
NL is impossible, but I do like the Rockies and Cubs. Interested to hear what Cubs fans bitch about if something goes wrong, then the media to report it on the same level as a terrorist attack.
AL I'm going Red Sox and Yankees. ESPN anchors, executives, and janitors all achieve simultaneous orgasms.
Also, is anyone else stunned that two men as virile as Shartan and Evil Frank aren't into sports?
"I fell into to a burning ring of fire. I went down down down and the flames went higher."
Posts: 1899 Rank: 6 Joined:
2/27/2007
Location:
Ventura, CA
Posted: 10/3/2007 12:31:54 PM
I said it before and I'll say it again.
I FUCKING LOVE SPORTS.
I just HATE talking about them on the world wide web. It's gay. Especially chattering on about stats. I do that enough with my friends and coworkers. I come to this site to laugh and make jokes....and masturbate.
Posts: 1510 Rank: 4 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
New York, NY
Posted: 10/3/2007 12:46:43 PM
Nice piece boys. I would love the Indians to take out the Yankees, but if CC doesn't win Game 1 then they'll be in serious f_ing toruble. And, unofrtuantely, I don't think the Angels have a chance against the Red Sox whixh makes me sick to my stomach. I hate the red sox almost as much as Al Qaeda.
The Rockies are just too damn ridiculous right now. But, i'm not sure they can keep this up. The Phillies may have also just snuck in, but I like their roster more. Plus, I hear they know how to slide into home plate properly. And I don't know what to make of Diamondbacks and Cubs becauyse I'm fairly unimpressed by either squad although the Cubs should be able to score some runs there.
If you don't like sports then feel free not to read the articles and shut the fuck up. Thanks
Posts: 1899 Rank: 6 Joined:
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Posted: 10/3/2007 12:49:17 PM
I am a HUGE Cubs fan. Fuck the White Sox. This is my year. Unless the fucking goat curse hap....nevermind. Also, I am a DIE-HARD Bears fan. Through the thick an thin. This year will be thin, but at least I get an excuse to be an angry drunk with a pissy attitude on Modays as well. I'm not sure who is worse, Grossman or Greise. Hell, we might as well put in Kyle Orton. He's won more games for us this season than Greise and Grossman combined.
Posts: 673 Rank: 18 Joined:
6/20/2007
Location:
Norristown, PA
Posted: 10/3/2007 12:49:51 PM
I was a ghetto window licker until I was saved by the efforts of Shawn Kemp. Sure he banged my girlfriend gave her a couple of kids with receding hairlines and now her pussy is looser than Naughty Alysha's, but he's a great man.
Sorry team tpp, but i've gotta disagree with the NL predictions. The Rockies are hot...true, almost too hot. But i think they're going to match up with any of the NL teams just fine.
Hopefully the cubs, and especially their fans , will plummet from 35,000 feet though...at least i have my fantasies.
I digress... the phillies are good, but they're in the city with some of the worst fans ever; so if the Rockies take a lead early in game one, i think they have a chance to just have the phans just hate their team out of contention. Regardless, Matt Holliday is the real mvp of the NL. He and Toddy "Ballgame" Helton are gonna make some shit shine.
Then i think it'll be Rox and Backs; and the Rockies have already shown that they own the diamondbacks.
Then the Rockies match up as an AL team pretty well; they've got at least 2 guys on their bench that can probably start in most mlb club's lineups between 1 - 5.
This might be the irrational thoughts of a fan, but i like Colorado in this. Also, homefield advantage to the Rockies when a freak fall snowstorm makes a playoff game that much more entertaining.
Posts: 20 Rank: 85 Joined:
9/18/2007
Location:
Crapchester, NY
Posted: 10/3/2007 1:00:46 PM
Filth.
Shawn Kemp is a great man. No argument there. I would also like to nominate Travis Henry for a Shitcenter filler piece.
The way his stable of self-employed music video models (read: ho's) keeps shitting out kids, in the future, I'm sure he'll be able to touch us all in some way.
None of us will be able to say we aren't related to a sub-par pro running back who resembled a dream-sicle in college.
I get back from lunch and to my suprise there is not one, but two new articles.
I open the Sex themed one with high hope. Much to my disappointment, it sucked. Seriously, there have been sex related shows on the Discovery Channel more entertaining.
Open the second one and it was about sports. Again. Didn't even read it so I have no comments on it.
Conversations from the old article were better. Non sports related... And I thought the Halloween costume game was hilarious. Much more so than the sex article...
