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Matthew L. McCoy Play (Fall) Ball! Original Post
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Posted: 10/3/2007

The Halos haven't recovered from '86
There is no better time to be a voracious consumer of professional sports and amateur athletics than the present.

Unless you're a Mets fan - New York City's perennial second-class citizen;

Unless you're Trevor Hoffman - arguably the game's greatest career closer who came undone like trousers in a rub and tug the final weeks of the season;

Unless you're Gary Bettman - who decided that the solution to his League's seemingly never-ending pursuit of irrelevance was to start the 11-month-... Read Full Story
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  • BN Filth that is where you're wrong () Post #: 176
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    Posted: 10/4/2007 11:03:13 AM
    I do beleive that you black's took back nigger and now any white person that says that is hung immediately without trial, thought you would have heard about that by now.

    We still have spic though.
    TM Filth () Post #: 177
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    Posted: 10/4/2007 11:06:16 AM
    You realize black people call each other Niggers all the time right? I think even mexicans think thats a double standard and most of them dont even know what a double standard is. I can't say I have ever been around my girls family where one walked in and shouted "WHATS UP MY SPICS!!!"
    BN Don't believe me () Post #: 178
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    Posted: 10/4/2007 11:06:26 AM
    two words:
    Michael Richards
    dc Tman () Post #: 179
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    Posted: 10/4/2007 11:08:14 AM
    They do still use "What's up my beaner?", don't they?
    vertigo tman () Post #: 180
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    Posted: 10/4/2007 11:08:44 AM
    Like they know english
    BN WHATS UP MY SPICS () Post #: 181
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    Posted: 10/4/2007 11:09:50 AM
    I want to yell at somebody, unfortuately the only spics in Buffalo don't clean houses, they sell crack and herion, and i'm not about to go to the west side so i can yell that from my bike and hope i can outrun their bullets
    Arrogant Bastahhd ... () Post #: 182
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    Posted: 10/4/2007 11:09:56 AM
    Here's the patch. Just for the record this idea was born in part as a cross promotion with the 20something and broke guide to Miami. Details available at 20somethingguide.com

    This book will be awesome.
    aghababa dc () Post #: 183
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    Posted: 10/4/2007 11:10:46 AM
    I believe it's "Wat up holmes," or even "What up Cooz."
    Arrogant Bastahhd actually I think it's () Post #: 184
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    Posted: 10/4/2007 11:12:35 AM
    two one essay. but I don't think they spell essay that way.


    That's funny I just talked about mexican's spelling...
    The Filth The essence of being black () Post #: 185
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    Posted: 10/4/2007 11:13:42 AM
    Is taking a disadvantage and making it an advantage.

    We were called nigger and we said it to each other and took the sting out of it.

    We got the worst pieces of meat like the fatty ribs and the tail and feet, and we cooked them so well that people began to volunteer to eat them.

    We got the woeful Atlanta Falcons and then we gave them Michael Vick and D'Angelo Hall and Eugene Robinson-

    Oh.
    Spartan More essences of being black... () Post #: 186
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    Posted: 10/4/2007 11:17:43 AM
    ...you took cocaine and cooked it so well that you created a whole new drug pandemic.

    Well done, oh sons of kings. Well done.
    vertigo the essence of being white () Post #: 187
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    Posted: 10/4/2007 11:17:50 AM
    Getting on top and staying on top baby!!!!!

    We're #1! We're #1!

    No excuses bitch!
    BN wait () Post #: 188
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    Posted: 10/4/2007 11:22:53 AM
    You guys did get the rep for having a huge dick, what else do you want?

    That reminds me of a story. I'm in the bathroom stall at a bar (guess why i was in the stall *sniff sniff*) as i walked in i noticed there was a black guy at one urinal and a white guy at the other. I set up a line when i hear "I guess its just a myth that you guys got big dicks, huh little guy" I started laughing so hard that my laughing blew the whole bag all over the floor. I wasn't even made about the bag because that was so funny
    vertigo alright () Post #: 189
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    Posted: 10/4/2007 11:23:35 AM
    I know who can settle this, Jesus or Satan if you're listening, please weigh in on this race related debate (always fun on a humor site!)

    We're #1! We're #1!
    BN made = mad () Post #: 190
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    Posted: 10/4/2007 11:24:30 AM
    i'm retarded
    brikz More essences of being black... () Post #: 191
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    Posted: 10/4/2007 11:25:03 AM
    You take our old, used bicycles and give them a fresh coat of paint and a new home.

    You take the songs of musical legends and use samples of them to make relevant, inteligent music.

    You take only the fattest and ugliest of our white women and make them feel loved again.
    The Filth Spart () Post #: 192
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    Posted: 10/4/2007 11:25:18 AM
    The CIA made crack. Then JFK found out so they killed him.
    BN ps () Post #: 193
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    Posted: 10/4/2007 11:26:56 AM
    I'm a retard but



    at least i'm white



    We're #1! We're #1!
    (Vert I love it, i'm ending all of todays posts like this)
    vertigo filth () Post #: 194
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    Posted: 10/4/2007 11:28:14 AM
    What did I just say? No excuses!

    We're #1! We're #1!
    Stiggs I think I got a smidge of the Jungle Fever... () Post #: 195
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    Posted: 10/4/2007 11:29:30 AM
    Because I like it when the booty goes clap. So hey, that's something else goin' for ya.

    Other positives:
    -Barbecues
    -"sampling" other people's music
    -Malt Liquor (King Cobra is my bitch lover)
    -Shaft
    -Soul/Funk
    -Howard Jones (the singer, not the hotel)
    -Black stand-up comedians


    brikz Shartan () Post #: 196
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    Posted: 10/4/2007 11:29:59 AM
    Do you know who the group is that does that "Flat Buns" song for Carl's Jr.? I heard it when I was out in Cali and me and my friend are trying to settle a bet.

    We're #1! We're #1!
    (Call me a lemming, but that is classic.)
    Jesus In the beginning, there was darkness... () Post #: 197
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    Posted: 10/4/2007 11:31:05 AM
    and I HATE the dark, so I created Light and saw that it was Good.
    Dark = Bad
    Light = Good.

    Seriously people, I state that fact at the very beginning of THE MOST important book ever created!
    Helllooo? Is this thing on?

    As you mortals know, I created you in my image. This is true, but what a lot of you fail to realize is that since I am All Things, there are parts of Me that are kinda shitty. Like the skin around My Divine Anus. It's stained Holy Brown. Guess where this part ended up on you humans?
    That's right.

    Now, as history shows through very accurate paintings, while I was manifested on Earth as a Perfect Human, I was, of course, white.
    Why? Because Light = Good, Dark = Bad.


    Love,
    White Jesus
    Steely Dan Filth () Post #: 198
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    Posted: 10/4/2007 11:34:21 AM
    You're obviously not a gourmand, or you'd know that good honest white folk have been eating the "worst pieces of meat" for as long as coloreds. Sweet breads, haggis, beef tail, etc. Hell, a limey named Fergus Henderson has built up quite a rep recently for his offal and parts cooking.

    Isn't it enough that Negroes can claim the creation of jazz?
    Steely Dan ps () Post #: 199
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    Posted: 10/4/2007 11:36:03 AM
    We're #1! We're #1!
    deuce music () Post #: 200
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    Posted: 10/4/2007 11:36:16 AM
    white vs black


    when elvis does it, it's called stealing.

    when puffy does it, it's called sampling.

    checkmate.
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