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Matthew L. McCoy Play (Fall) Ball! Original Post
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Posted: 10/3/2007

The Halos haven't recovered from '86
There is no better time to be a voracious consumer of professional sports and amateur athletics than the present.

Unless you're a Mets fan - New York City's perennial second-class citizen;

Unless you're Trevor Hoffman - arguably the game's greatest career closer who came undone like trousers in a rub and tug the final weeks of the season;

Unless you're Gary Bettman - who decided that the solution to his League's seemingly never-ending pursuit of irrelevance was to start the 11-month-... Read Full Story
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  • Christine Good Job Guys () Post #: 26
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 1:19:54 PM
    Your sports knowledge cointinues to impress me. If the Phillies win the superball my city is going to be insane.



    dc Ha! () Post #: 27
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 1:19:56 PM
    I'm not falling for that one again. Christine told me she was going to move to St. Pete at the beginning of the summer. But did she!? No, she shat all over me.
    7 crown I don't want to acknowledge this crappy article anymore () Post #: 28
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    Location:  Albany, NY
    Posted: 10/3/2007 1:24:27 PM
    So, let me just say, Trevor Hoffman is the best closer ever?! Are you fucking kidding me?! Have these guys just not heard of Mariano Rivera? And don't give me that 'most career saves' bullshit. Sure, then Brett Favre is the best quarterback ever.

    Though it never works, let me suggest a game, completely off topic:

    What's your favorite song to get it on to?

    I love Pantera's "Shedding Skin".
    Annabelle B. dc () Post #: 29
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 1:24:52 PM
    No joke. Got a job there. Christine was just teasing you. She's quite good at that.
    DLamp Fuckin Cheap Family () Post #: 30
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 1:25:32 PM
    My family has season tickets to the Angels. They've had them since the stadium opened. They're first row behind the visitor's dugout. Do you think I'm gonna get any of those playoff tickets? Let me answer that question with another question: did I get any playoff tickets in 02 when the Angels won the series? No! My stingy ass mom went to every single game and didn't even think to invite me.
    Balls BearNuts () Post #: 31
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 1:25:48 PM
    That was the most irrational piece of homer bullshit I've read since Bill Simmons' last article about the Patriots. If you both quit sucking your own dicks and paiud attention the rest of the sporting world maybe you'd learn something. Nobody gave a shit about the Rockies until 2 weeks ago because there was no reason to give a shit about them. I acknowlege that this run has been incredible, but saying they've got bench players that would start for all of these other teams is laughable.

    Ha...
    Balls DLamp () Post #: 32
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 1:27:22 PM
    Is that why you went gay? To get back at them?
    Christine Danny () Post #: 33
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 1:30:28 PM
    Your mom is fucking disgusting whore. Why is she such a bitch to you? I hope I meet her one day. I will fucking curb her and sell her teeth to digger.


    DC- it was not intentional. I just fear change. you would have been the 2nd person I knew there and let's face it, I don't really know you at all.
    dc Dlamp () Post #: 34
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 1:31:19 PM
    Which one of your mom's wouldn't let you go to the game with her? The bull or the butch?

    Anna - B in December you will post that you decided to take a job in Wyoming instead. It is inevitable.
    brikz Fuck you balls () Post #: 35
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 1:31:42 PM
    and you're ability to hit refresh quicker than me. I was gonna go that route but I would have nailed it a lot better than you did...bastard.

    Calhoun, can we get a myspace or at least some decent pics up. It's hard to take you seriously with just that frumpy picture you currently have posted. P.S. How's Denny's?
    dc Spartan () Post #: 36
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 1:33:25 PM
    Do you work for a B/D or a fund company?
    Annabelle B. dc () Post #: 37
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 1:34:32 PM
    Nope. Wyoming is too cold and too far from the beach.

    Dlamp-Although I'm not a sports fan, I can have sympathy for you. I am a fan of anywhere you can drink in public outside.
    Arrogant Bastahhd Filth () Post #: 38
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 1:36:12 PM
    I disagree with your sports term metaphor (for Igick "Medafour"). DC was simply checking down to next possible receiver. I'm sure you're familiar with that tactic.

    Annabelle - I've never heard of Monteverde, so it must suck there, is that up near wellington (aka horse country for south Florida). Don't make me explain why and how, but I know the pony Biz down here.
    Christine Annabelle () Post #: 39
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 1:37:32 PM
    Then you should move here. I saw at least 4 bums on my lunch break who were hammered walking right next to cops.

    I also saw abortion protesters holding huge posters of aborted fetuses.
    deuce the pony biz () Post #: 40
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 1:38:00 PM
    AB had a starring role in several pony performances the helped put him through law school.
    brikz Calhoun () Post #: 41
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 1:38:06 PM
    Your last post hurt my head.
    Annabelle B. the original AB () Post #: 42
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 1:38:22 PM
    It's central FL. Pretty nice place but not very big. Lots of gated communities and golf courses. Better than Calhoun though.


    dc I know the area () Post #: 43
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 1:38:35 PM
    around Ocala is famous for some of its horse stables. I think that's where Steinbrenner trains his.

    I like the check down to the secondary receiver line, AB.

    Is Calhoun TN famous for its beaches?
    Annabelle B. Christine () Post #: 44
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 1:40:38 PM
    Huge amount of respect for bums. It takes alot to stay that drunk 24/7. My favorite one ever was standing on a freeway on ramp holding a sign that said, "Why lie? I need a beer."
    BearNuts drivel () Post #: 45
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 1:41:26 PM
    For a guy who was very recently typing a lot like shannon sharpe speaks, i don't want to hear it from you.

    and while i have to admit that most of what i wrote made little to no sense...just the same, Fuck you. And had i bothered to proof read instead of diareah type, my point would have been the pretty much the same.

    Also, In their (but mostly my) defense, the team gets zero respect nationally simply because it's in Denver. Which means a couple of things, but mostly it's that no one east of god-awful-aurora saw a single Rockies game until Monday night. Fuck, you don't even see Rox highlights unless you watch espnnews.

    But they really have some great classic baseball players; and what i mean by that is that most of their lineup came up through their farm system. Their pitching is questionable, yes. But i went to enough 10 + run games this season at Coors field to be ok with a starter giving up 6 or so. The bats are hot...if winning playoff games = racking up runs; then just keep your eye on them today.
    7 crown I need the world's smallest violin () Post #: 46
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 1:42:36 PM
    My microwave cooks at the speed of ant cum, nobody responds to me on here, and it's too far from my kitchen to this room.

    I can't wait to crank off in the shower, as pictures of Joanna Garcia intermingle with suicidal ideation.
    vertigo brikz () Post #: 47
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 1:46:24 PM
    I love the Denny's line. Also I agree, Calhoun toss up some more pics. You look great.

    Holliday is the NL MVP, but someone I know handed him a loss in high school football in OK. Stay down, multimillionaire!

    DLamp that sucks. Do you like the Angels chances? Before this last month I thought they might win it all.

    Bear, what did u think watching that Padres game monday? Unreal roller coaster.

    I started an interesting game in today's other board. Give it a shot, very difficult.

    "You ask why I don't live here, honey how come you don't move?"
    TM Backing up Bearnuts () Post #: 48
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 1:47:56 PM
    I didn't even know the Rockies had a chance at the playoffs until a week ago. All you hear about here is the Broncos, Aves, and Nuggets. I think everyone just assumes they had another .333 season.
    Spartan dc () Post #: 49
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 1:50:28 PM
    Broker/Dealer firms like Morgan Stanley and Merrill Lynch sell out variable annuities.
    AIG. I'm sure you guys have seen our commercials, we air them during the recent ball games.
    We are a financial services company, i.e. investment products.
    Boring.



    The Filth AB () Post #: 50
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 1:59:50 PM
    I concede. A check down is a better metaphor.

    Everytime AB is inarguably right I want to step in front of a train.
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