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New York, NY
Posted: 10/3/2007
The Halos haven't recovered from '86
There is no better time to be a voracious consumer of professional sports and amateur athletics than the present.
Unless you're a Mets fan - New York City's perennial second-class citizen;
Unless you're Trevor Hoffman - arguably the game's greatest career closer who came undone like trousers in a rub and tug the final weeks of the season;
Unless you're Gary Bettman - who decided that the solution to his League's seemingly never-ending pursuit of irrelevance was to start the 11-month-...
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Posts: 5 Rank: 108 Joined:
6/8/2007
Location:
Hell, HI
Posted: 10/4/2007 11:44:03 AM
Which should be no surprise, because I am black.
Jesus,
I usually sit by and let you spout your Holy Bullshit with out piping up myself, mainly because I hate it when you punk me out with the whole Lake of Sulfur threat. Bitch. But on this one, I gots to say sumpfin.
I used to be white when I was an Angel. Fuck man, I was THE Angel of Light. Lux Ferre, bitches. Respect. But then I got a few 40s of that Divine Malt Liqour in me and I got all swelled up in my head, thinkin' I could front in God's house. Dat shit did not go very well. Me and some of my boys got kicked the fuck outta Paradise and sent down here to fuck witch' yall. Like that wasn't bad enough, that motherfucker made us ugly as...Hell, and he turned out skins black.
Now, I ain't gunna say that we are the best influence to hang around, but that shit hasn't stopped the darkies, or as we call them, The Despised, from hangin around us and taking our advice. Where you think they got the idea for crack from? Or A.I.D.S.? We gave dem dat shit as an April Fools joke. (Azrael made the A.I.D.S. cuz he's mad smart) Now we been tellin' dem that if they just sit around, motherfuckin' white folks, or "The Chosen Ones", will pay they bills for them. That shit has worked out really well.
We have just recently started a program that is systematically breaking down their use of the english language. We shold have them de-evolved back to monkeys within the next 100 years or so.
Posts: 698 Rank: 18 Joined:
6/20/2007
Location:
Norristown, PA
Posted: 10/4/2007 11:46:23 AM
On the great white hierarchy the Irish used to be near the bottom near the Southern Italians. Now things have changed, I guess its the Eastern Europeans. Let me know, I think all white people get a newsletter.
Duece... Producers sample, pay the original songwriter and credit them on the album. In the sixties, studios just produced white versions of black singers.
You tried the one move checkmate, but alas- I had already castled.
Posts: 1065 Rank: 9 Joined:
3/13/2007
Location:
Denver, CO
Posted: 10/4/2007 11:47:42 AM
Did everyone forget to mention the fact that our black friends have some of the highest paying jobs in all of the US. Top star professional atheletes make way more than most CEO's and are idolized by millions upon millions of white children everyday. That in itself is enough to make the blackest of black men smile.
Its a good thing too because if he didn't we'd never see him.
Posts: 698 Rank: 18 Joined:
6/20/2007
Location:
Norristown, PA
Posted: 10/4/2007 11:58:56 AM
Christine called me drunk last night which means there's a good chance she just woke up in the Philadelphia zoo wearing a ballerina outfit among the remains of a deer carcass.
Posts: 1026 Rank: 11 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
two up two down, VA
Posted: 10/4/2007 12:00:22 PM
i wasnt talking about the money aspect (yes darks got hosed back then -BIG TIME), merely the talent, quality, & originality of it.
Elvis = talented. Kanye & Kanye's mom agree that Kanye is a genius.
there is a difference.
homerow: add vernon reid, stevie, robert randolph, john mayer (yes, that one), duane & dickie, etc. on and on. none of those guys sniff hendrix. & if they do, they're probably playing one of his tunes. (closest i've heard anybody recreate jimi's sound would be randolph - but he has 14 strings, not 6) go pull out some of john hurt's mono recordings & give them a listen. that's only *one* guitar you're hearing.
Posts: 1926 Rank: 6 Joined:
2/27/2007
Location:
Ventura, CA
Posted: 10/4/2007 12:09:03 PM
I love rollin' to parties with my black friends (yes, I actually hang out with black people. I'm not a racist, I just play one on TV). Rich white folks are scared shitless of black guys in my town. Mainly because there are like three black people in my town, so the locals treat blacks like a lion they are seeing on an African safari. Crazy (fake) respect. Those brothers get treated like royalty out here. It's wierd. But since I show up with them, I get treated the same way. Sooooo different than back in Illinois where I was the minority.
1) The Filth. I know he and I would get along beautifully, plus, we are both big as hell, so we would run shit. 2) Stacy Dash. I share antony's love for that little Hershey's Kiss. 3) Katt Williams. That is THE funniest motherfucker alive. Period. 4) Snoop Dogg. Weed all day long.
I was waiting for this to come up. Jesus was a sandnougat. A dirty Jew Sandnougat. Ok, it's fact, he was born of sandnougat's in sandnougat land, and that's motherfucking that. Also, he was just a carpenter who new a few good party tricks and figured out a way to get over... for a bit anyway.
Now stop arguing about fairy tales and make me laugh clowns!
Posts: 47 Rank: 38 Joined:
6/8/2007
Location:
Heaven, AK
Posted: 10/4/2007 12:17:42 PM
I have a VERY special place waiting for you. Make sure that when you die from urethra cancer, you are wearing shorts. It's going to be extremely warm where you are going.
