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New York, NY
Posted: 10/3/2007
The Halos haven't recovered from '86
There is no better time to be a voracious consumer of professional sports and amateur athletics than the present.
Unless you're a Mets fan - New York City's perennial second-class citizen;
Unless you're Trevor Hoffman - arguably the game's greatest career closer who came undone like trousers in a rub and tug the final weeks of the season;
Unless you're Gary Bettman - who decided that the solution to his League's seemingly never-ending pursuit of irrelevance was to start the 11-month-...
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Posts: 698 Rank: 18 Joined:
6/20/2007
Location:
Norristown, PA
Posted: 10/4/2007 1:04:44 PM
Sean Connery Albert Einstein David Bowie Hitler
It would be a smashing night. Sean Connery would knock Hitler out with one slow Scottish punch and then drink Glenlivvet all night. Him and Bowie would argue about something. Einstein would keep looking at me and Hitler and screaming "What the fuck dude? Seriously, what the fuck?"
Then Kim Kardashian, Catherine Bell, Julianne Moore and Franky Wedge would come in and we would bang them.
Posts: 2748 Rank: 1 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 10/4/2007 1:39:08 PM
1. Digger, I was on the phone the whole time! I was saying, "what the fuck is your problem??? why are you saying anything??" I thought you were being a dick. get a new phone, not prepaid either.
2. Balls- yes, I did just say "boring" and then hung up.
3. Which one of you did I call and sing everything I was doing to? cause I would love to hear that. I remember hanging up and laughing at myself while sitting on my front step.
4. AB- your halloween idea is fantiastic. you have to do this and take lots of pictures. I love it.
5. I called bearnuts last night. I don't know if he gave me a fake number or not, but a lady answered and this was our conversation:
Her: Hello
Me: Hello
10 seconds of silence
Her: Hello...can I help you?
Me: WHo am I speaking with?
Her: Umm... who did you call?
Me: uhhh...Johnathan? (1st name that popped in my head)
Her: there is no one by that name here.
me: what number is this?
Her: what number did you dial?
Me: Way to wasted to find out. have a pleasant evening, you sound nice.
So sorry bearnuts if I got you caught or something. or fuck you bearnuts if you gave me a fake number.
