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Matthew L. McCoy Play (Fall) Ball! Original Post
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Posted: 10/3/2007

The Halos haven't recovered from '86
There is no better time to be a voracious consumer of professional sports and amateur athletics than the present.

Unless you're a Mets fan - New York City's perennial second-class citizen;

Unless you're Trevor Hoffman - arguably the game's greatest career closer who came undone like trousers in a rub and tug the final weeks of the season;

Unless you're Gary Bettman - who decided that the solution to his League's seemingly never-ending pursuit of irrelevance was to start the 11-month-... Read Full Story
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  • Balls Update () Post #: 101
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    Location:  New York, NY
    Posted: 10/3/2007 4:32:36 PM
    3-2 Rockies now in the bottom of the 5th. Jeff Francis just gave up back-to-back jacks for the Rockies. No outs.
    vertigo wow () Post #: 102
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    Location:  dallas, TX
    Posted: 10/3/2007 4:34:39 PM
    anyone wants to hear a hysterical and very texas voicemail drop me a line at jefferson1633@yahoo.com. its worth it
    aghababa Unfortunately () Post #: 103
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    Location:  Boston, MA
    Posted: 10/3/2007 4:35:47 PM
    my toe blubber doesn't engulf my toenails so I don't know how painful an ingrown can be. Christine?
    BN Oh yeah MLB () Post #: 104
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 4:38:51 PM
    if the Rox and Yankees end up in the world series i'm predicting the Yankees in 5 and they'll score a record 89 runs for the series due to that low altitude.
    BN I'm a fucktard () Post #: 105
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 4:40:13 PM
    I meant high altitude
    EVIL FRANK Jesus () Post #: 106
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 4:44:13 PM
    What are you doing here?

    http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=7458
    Christine OH!! () Post #: 107
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 4:47:42 PM
    Captain Caveman aghababa!!! captain caveman indeed.

    first ones free. enjoy it. next time I fight back and I always win.
    dc Shit () Post #: 108
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 4:48:35 PM
    Looks like I scared Anna B away.
    BN I'm out fuckers () Post #: 109
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 4:53:38 PM
    I got too involved with fucking around and almost stayed here the whole afternoon, what the fuck?
    TM Wait () Post #: 110
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 4:55:38 PM
    AGH is a girl??? When the fuck did this revelation come about? I blame my blackness on missing this.
    aghababa Christine () Post #: 111
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 4:55:51 PM
    Sometimes you scare the shit outta me. I don't doubt you got to your position without bashing some heads in.
    aghababa When () Post #: 112
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 4:59:17 PM
    the fuck did I mention or hint that I had a vagina?! This is fucked. I'm out. Peace.
    Dangerface Franks vid () Post #: 113
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 4:59:22 PM
    Did you know I could turn cum into Budweiser?
    dc What the fuck? () Post #: 114
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 5:06:53 PM
    TBS has all the Divisional Series games? Are the Braves somehow involved? TBS does not broadcast in HI-Def here. This equals me not watching any of the Divisional Series.
    Spartan Christine () Post #: 115
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 5:09:41 PM
    Call me, I need to talk to you!
    1-818-251-4824



    You guys should listen to Vert's voicemail. I am soooooo hungry now!!!!
    Spartan HAHAHAHAHHAAAHHA () Post #: 116
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 5:13:17 PM
    I now have Christine's phone number!!!

    VICTORY IS MIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!!
    Christine You fuck () Post #: 117
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 5:15:01 PM
    I was not prepared for that. I thought it was going to be some funny business. how did you know it was me? do you have caller Id? don't call it back! it won't be my direct line. Your voice is scary as in the "or it gets the hose again" type of way.

    what do you want? if you do have caller id, the number is the same, but the last two digits are 56.
    Spartan You've got a pretty voice. () Post #: 118
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 5:18:50 PM
    Now put the lotion in the basket!!!!!
    dc I'll pray for you () Post #: 119
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 5:20:12 PM
    tonight, Christine. Your company might need to change all of its phone numbers now.
    Christine vert!!! () Post #: 120
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 5:21:05 PM
    You are in trouble!!! I heard this was all your idea. thanks a lot. Now I will have spartan calling me everyday asking me if I thought his last joke was funny.
    EVIL FRANK Chrissy's # () Post #: 121
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 5:25:15 PM
    The one I have ends in 35?


    Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster oh shit () Post #: 122
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 5:27:39 PM
    Christine - Vert just gave you social herpes.

    Un-Captain Caveman, sir.
    Spartan Franky () Post #: 123
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 5:27:39 PM
    That's her cell #. I have her work number. Direct line.
    Wanna trade straight up? I'll even throw in a +5 Ogre Ax with a +2 Armor...
    Christine !!! () Post #: 124
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 5:27:55 PM
    Shut the fuck up frank.
    Spartan I may have stretched the truth a little. () Post #: 125
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    Posted: 10/3/2007 5:30:08 PM
    I actually thought up the gag. Vert just gave me the thumbs up.
    Sorry Vert!


    Toque, you're next!!!!
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