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Connor McNally The Greatest Season Ever: Lost Episode Original Post
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Member Since:  3/19/2006
Location:  Balls, UT
Posted: 10/4/2007

January 29th, 2007. A day no doubt many of you have ingrained in your brains, for that was the day that I last posted a Greatest Season Ever article here at ThePhatPhree. Well fret not my fellow SBTB'ers, I'm back (sorta). For the record I didn't stop writing the series.

Saved by the Bell is my life, it's the one thing that keeps me going. Turning my back on Zach and The Gang would be like Justin Timberlake turning his back on other guys' dicks.

For your information, I've actually ... Read Full Story
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  • EVIL FRANK Slater's death () Post #: 1
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    Joined:  8/5/2007
    Location:  La Crosse, WI
    Posted: 10/4/2007 12:49:53 PM
    I always thought it would end in a Slater/Zach Gay Suicied pact. Only Zach pulling out at the last minute.

    After that he would go around screaming:
    "I'm Number 1, I'm Number 1!"
    TM Awesome () Post #: 2
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    Joined:  3/13/2007
    Location:  Denver, CO
    Posted: 10/4/2007 1:01:33 PM
    You can't go wrong with 80's shows in my book. I think you should do a lost episode of just the 10 of us where the two hot sisters realize they are both adopted and can finally act on their feelings for each other, with sexy results.
    aghababa *Applaude* () Post #: 3
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    Joined:  8/29/2007
    Location:  Brighton, MA
    Posted: 10/4/2007 1:02:23 PM
    All in all a good read but I think you pulled a few punches in towards the end.

    Anyway.. I'd tear up Lisa's turtle anyday. Jessie is a trashy whore and Kelly has what I like to call a Cranium Enormi.
    T-Bone Goes without mentioning, but () Post #: 4
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    Joined:  12/7/2006
    Location:  CS, TX
    Posted: 10/4/2007 1:09:21 PM
    I would Ka-pound Kelly Kapowski.

    The darkie, not so much. I'm sure she's a lovely person, but her snatch most likely resembles a roast beef sandwich.


    We're #1! We're #1!
    Spartan Home row () Post #: 5
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    Joined:  2/27/2007
    Location:  Ventura, CA
    Posted: 10/4/2007 1:09:37 PM
    You're a lesbian?
    Niiiiccceee.
    BearNuts Classic... () Post #: 6
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    Joined:  12/7/2006
    Location:  Interview #4: Philadelphia, PA
    Posted: 10/4/2007 1:10:22 PM
    if you can call something from march of '06 classic; this is it.

    And a better ending would be a flash forward to the new king of Bayside, Falco, having a fourway with kelly, jessie, and the turtle in Zach's garage in her mom's convertible.
    Arrogant Bastahhd shut your mouth home row () Post #: 7
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    Joined:  2/22/2007
    Location:  miami, FL
    Posted: 10/4/2007 1:10:38 PM
    you'd drink a gallon of kelly's piss just to see where it came from.

    This was awesome, just what was needed on the phree after the dry spell of late. The bell was fucking awesome. When reading the intro, I really thought you were gonna pull Jessi's step brother back in. Come on everybody remembers Jessi's New Yorker step brother who everybody hated, then turned out to be a good guy right before he left, then everybody felt bad and learned a lesson.
    Arrogant Bastahhd new terminology () Post #: 8
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    Joined:  2/22/2007
    Location:  miami, FL
    Posted: 10/4/2007 1:14:46 PM
    if something is so lame that it's nealy unbearable, it shall be refered to as "Bayside Cool." as in t-bone's last post was so bayside cool.
    dc Fuck yeah!! () Post #: 9
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    Location:  Clearwater, FL
    Posted: 10/4/2007 1:15:16 PM
    Connor is back.
    Digger The turtle () Post #: 10
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    Joined:  12/11/2006
    Location:  Upper Marlboro, MD
    Posted: 10/4/2007 1:18:08 PM

    Lark Voorhies was the only reason I woke up on Saturday mornings (that and my pop warner games). "The Turtle" made me spackle my jock strap before each game. She was awesome, and fine!!
    deuce (pulls out a cell phone twice the size of Zach's) () Post #: 11
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    Joined:  12/7/2006
    Location:  two up two down, VA
    Posted: 10/4/2007 1:18:28 PM
    awesome, civs. just awesome.

    welcome back.
    The Filth Re: Lark Voorhees/T-Bone () Post #: 12
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    Joined:  6/20/2007
    Location:  Norristown, PA
    Posted: 10/4/2007 1:26:30 PM
    Cast not thy pearls before swine.
    TM Wow () Post #: 13
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    Joined:  3/13/2007
    Location:  Denver, CO
    Posted: 10/4/2007 1:27:20 PM
    AB pulled a real Gargamel on that last terminology post.
    deuce lisa turtle () Post #: 14
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    Location:  two up two down, VA
    Posted: 10/4/2007 1:36:28 PM
    deuce would bang six ways from sunday.
    Boy Black people () Post #: 15
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    Joined:  12/7/2006
    Location:  Seattle, WA
    Posted: 10/4/2007 1:36:46 PM
    I would hang out with

    Aaliya - so hot, even when dead
    Alicia Keys - alot of ass, but still..
    Who ever sings "souja boy" - Kick his dumb ass
    Jamie Kennedy
    Boy Pic #1 () Post #: 16
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    Joined:  12/7/2006
    Location:  Seattle, WA
    Posted: 10/4/2007 1:43:25 PM

    "Now, tight-roll my pants you little whore"
    deuce my only complaint, civs () Post #: 17
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    Location:  two up two down, VA
    Posted: 10/4/2007 1:49:22 PM
    no new-school racktacular shot of spano or kapowski....


    ... i thought we had a deal?
    dc Christine () Post #: 18
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    Location:  Clearwater, FL
    Posted: 10/4/2007 1:54:08 PM
    woke up to pee and posted on the other thread.
    Balls dc () Post #: 19
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    Joined:  12/7/2006
    Location:  New York, NY
    Posted: 10/4/2007 1:55:37 PM
    Get a life, bro.
    dc Please don't call me bro () Post #: 20
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    Location:  Clearwater, FL
    Posted: 10/4/2007 1:57:40 PM
    I prefer bra'.
    Annabelle B. Balls () Post #: 21
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    Joined:  8/22/2007
    Location:  Calhoun, TN
    Posted: 10/4/2007 1:58:24 PM
    Give DC a little slack. After reading this article, he's going through puberty again. He can't help he's sexually motivated.
    Balls Wow () Post #: 22
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    Location:  New York, NY
    Posted: 10/4/2007 2:00:32 PM
    Both dc's bitchs show up at the same time. I think he just passed out.
    dc Damn () Post #: 23
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    Location:  Clearwater, FL
    Posted: 10/4/2007 2:03:16 PM
    Why the hate, Balls? Did the ex give you back the mixed tape you made for her?
    BN DC And Balls fighting () Post #: 24
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    Joined:  12/7/2006
    Location:  TPP Island, NY
    Posted: 10/4/2007 2:08:25 PM
    Ladies I Didn't realize there was going to be a cat fight today. This should be very entertaining for the guys here.
    Christine DC () Post #: 25
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    Location:  Philadelphia, PA
    Posted: 10/4/2007 2:08:50 PM
    I am at work. I didn't stay home. I was at the library all morning researching stomach cancer. It really goes well with a hangover.

    CIVS, awesome. so glad you are back.
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