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Connor McNally
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Posts: 9
Rank: 158
Member Since:
3/19/2006
Location:
Balls, UT
Posted: 10/4/2007
January 29th, 2007. A day no doubt many of you have ingrained in your brains, for that was the day that I last posted a Greatest Season Ever article here at ThePhatPhree. Well fret not my fellow SBTB'ers, I'm back (sorta). For the record I didn't stop writing the series. Saved by the Bell is my life, it's the one thing that keeps me going. Turning my back on Zach and The Gang would be like Justin Timberlake turning his back on other guys' dicks. For your information, I've actually ...
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EVIL FRANK
Slater's death
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Posts: 323
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Location:
La Crosse, WI
Posted: 10/4/2007 12:49:53 PM
I always thought it would end in a Slater/Zach Gay Suicied pact. Only Zach pulling out at the last minute. After that he would go around screaming: "I'm Number 1, I'm Number 1!"
TM
Awesome
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Posts: 1044
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Location:
Denver, CO
Posted: 10/4/2007 1:01:33 PM
You can't go wrong with 80's shows in my book. I think you should do a lost episode of just the 10 of us where the two hot sisters realize they are both adopted and can finally act on their feelings for each other, with sexy results.
aghababa
*Applaude*
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Posts: 86
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Location:
Brighton, MA
Posted: 10/4/2007 1:02:23 PM
All in all a good read but I think you pulled a few punches in towards the end. Anyway.. I'd tear up Lisa's turtle anyday. Jessie is a trashy whore and Kelly has what I like to call a Cranium Enormi.
T-Bone
Goes without mentioning, but
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Location:
CS, TX
Posted: 10/4/2007 1:09:21 PM
I would Ka-pound Kelly Kapowski. The darkie, not so much. I'm sure she's a lovely person, but her snatch most likely resembles a roast beef sandwich. We're #1! We're #1!
Spartan
Home row
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Posts: 1899
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Location:
Ventura, CA
Posted: 10/4/2007 1:09:37 PM
You're a lesbian? Niiiiccceee.
BearNuts
Classic...
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Posts: 544
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Location:
Interview #4: Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 10/4/2007 1:10:22 PM
if you can call something from march of '06 classic; this is it. And a better ending would be a flash forward to the new king of Bayside, Falco, having a fourway with kelly, jessie, and the turtle in Zach's garage in her mom's convertible.
Arrogant Bastahhd
shut your mouth home row
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miami, FL
Posted: 10/4/2007 1:10:38 PM
you'd drink a gallon of kelly's piss just to see where it came from. This was awesome, just what was needed on the phree after the dry spell of late. The bell was fucking awesome. When reading the intro, I really thought you were gonna pull Jessi's step brother back in. Come on everybody remembers Jessi's New Yorker step brother who everybody hated, then turned out to be a good guy right before he left, then everybody felt bad and learned a lesson.
Arrogant Bastahhd
new terminology
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miami, FL
Posted: 10/4/2007 1:14:46 PM
if something is so lame that it's nealy unbearable, it shall be refered to as "Bayside Cool." as in t-bone's last post was so bayside cool.
dc
Fuck yeah!!
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Clearwater, FL
Posted: 10/4/2007 1:15:16 PM
Connor is back.
Digger
The turtle
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Upper Marlboro, MD
Posted: 10/4/2007 1:18:08 PM
Lark Voorhies was the only reason I woke up on Saturday mornings (that and my pop warner games). "The Turtle" made me spackle my jock strap before each game. She was awesome, and fine!!
deuce
(pulls out a cell phone twice the size of Zach's)
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two up two down, VA
Posted: 10/4/2007 1:18:28 PM
awesome, civs. just awesome. welcome back.
The Filth
Re: Lark Voorhees/T-Bone
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Norristown, PA
Posted: 10/4/2007 1:26:30 PM
Cast not thy pearls before swine.
TM
Wow
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Denver, CO
Posted: 10/4/2007 1:27:20 PM
AB pulled a real Gargamel on that last terminology post.
deuce
lisa turtle
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Posted: 10/4/2007 1:36:28 PM
deuce would bang six ways from sunday.
Boy
Black people
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Posted: 10/4/2007 1:36:46 PM
I would hang out with Aaliya - so hot, even when dead Alicia Keys - alot of ass, but still.. Who ever sings "souja boy" - Kick his dumb ass Jamie Kennedy
Boy
Pic #1
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Posted: 10/4/2007 1:43:25 PM
"Now, tight-roll my pants you little whore"
deuce
my only complaint, civs
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Posted: 10/4/2007 1:49:22 PM
no new-school racktacular shot of spano or kapowski.... ... i thought we had a deal?
dc
Christine
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Posted: 10/4/2007 1:54:08 PM
woke up to pee and posted on the other thread.
Balls
dc
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Posted: 10/4/2007 1:55:37 PM
Get a life, bro.
dc
Please don't call me bro
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Posted: 10/4/2007 1:57:40 PM
I prefer bra'.
Annabelle B.
Balls
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Calhoun, TN
Posted: 10/4/2007 1:58:24 PM
Give DC a little slack. After reading this article, he's going through puberty again. He can't help he's sexually motivated.
Balls
Wow
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Posted: 10/4/2007 2:00:32 PM
Both dc's bitchs show up at the same time. I think he just passed out.
dc
Damn
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Posted: 10/4/2007 2:03:16 PM
Why the hate, Balls? Did the ex give you back the mixed tape you made for her?
BN
DC And Balls fighting
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TPP Island, NY
Posted: 10/4/2007 2:08:25 PM
Ladies I Didn't realize there was going to be a cat fight today. This should be very entertaining for the guys here.
Christine
DC
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Posted: 10/4/2007 2:08:50 PM
I am at work. I didn't stay home. I was at the library all morning researching stomach cancer. It really goes well with a hangover. CIVS, awesome. so glad you are back.