Posts: 9 Rank: 159
Member Since:
3/19/2006
Location:
Balls, UT
Posted: 10/4/2007
January 29th, 2007. A day no doubt many of you have ingrained in your brains, for that was the day that I last posted a Greatest Season Ever article here at ThePhatPhree. Well fret not my fellow SBTB'ers, I'm back (sorta). For the record I didn't stop writing the series.
Saved by the Bell is my life, it's the one thing that keeps me going. Turning my back on Zach and The Gang would be like Justin Timberlake turning his back on other guys' dicks.
Don't really have alot of pics of me to put on here but just for you, I'll try to work on that this weekend. Never have a camera with me and never in one place long enough to take one anyway. Going bar hopping with the ladies Saturday. That should make for some choice photo opts.
Also, fried coca cola is a real thing. The make funnel cakes with it and call it fried coca cola but it's really just a shitty funnel cake with a funny taste.
Posts: 21 Rank: 84 Joined:
9/18/2007
Location:
Crapchester, NY
Posted: 10/4/2007 3:55:13 PM
I'm a slump buster. After I get my cabbage field plowed by a backwoods hillbilly this weekend, I'll have enough confidence to post an actual picture taken within 20 feet of myself...
Posts: 779 Rank: 2 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Seattle, WA
Posted: 10/4/2007 3:55:45 PM
The day I buy Stealers gear is the day I breakdance fight a Sasquatch and lose. I would rather raw dog it with a Taiwanese transsexual, hip deep in a dumpster full of whale sperm.
smells like pussy in here all of the sudden. And I don't think its calhoun's finest.
No counter offer on the bet. And I'm willing to bet that you know someone who owns some steeler gear that you could borrow, simply by saying I have a bet that I have to take a pic in this if we lose. I'm not sure I know any squaks fans, but then again there are only like 9 of you right?
Posts: 1084 Rank: 9 Joined:
3/13/2007
Location:
My Cubicle, CO
Posted: 10/4/2007 4:03:51 PM
Back in college we went to this party and my friend showed up with the bag cut out of the box o wine with a rope attached to it and wore it around his chest like a waterskin. Dude was absolutely bombed an hour into the party and was walking around singing "Bag o Wiiiiine, I got my bag o Wiiiine" the whole night. I think he drank like 3/4 of the thing and was sick for quite a few days afterwards.
Posts: 2748 Rank: 1 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 10/4/2007 4:12:16 PM
vibrated myself thinking of the fried snickers. Annabelle! what the fuck! you know I'm on a diet!! Now i am going home and trying to make on of these on my own, without a stick..and without the batter....yeah, I'm just gonna fry up a snickers and inhale it. oh my god I'm so hungry.
Posts: 581 Rank: 21 Joined:
12/8/2006
Location:
north babylon, NY
Posted: 10/4/2007 4:14:26 PM
"Look at my Original Khaki Classic Fit - Flat Front Docker's. Fucking look at them."
Name, actually started in high school football. I laid this kid out in practice and one of the coach's said "damn Harvell, you hit like a ton of bricks." From that point on all the black kids started calling me Bricks only they spelt it the ghetto way and it became Brikz.
My picture is the late great Jake Plummer. I lost a bet with TMan and I had to post a Broncos pic, but this was my way of saying fuck you. And now I kind of like the Jake The Snake pic and I might just keep it.
Posts: 779 Rank: 2 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Seattle, WA
Posted: 10/4/2007 4:15:09 PM
I’ll wager – but I’m not gonna go out and buy some Stealer gear. I already have to buy some pirate shit for my bet w/ Brikz.
To be honest I had this one penciled in as a loss for the Hawks just for the fact that there is no way the NFL was gonna put that game @ Qwest. Shaun is running like a bitch, maybe cause he’s hurt, but also our O-line (Walter Jones excepted) is not playing well.
But then again, the Stealers got their lunch handed to them by the Cardinals and the Hawks only lost to them because that fucking fumble that led to my drinking and my dui.
Also – “Toqueing it” or “Being Toqued” should refer to a severe level of fucked-upness not being locked up. Please try to say “I’m so fucking Toqued right now” the next time you’re fucked up with your friends.
Posts: 581 Rank: 21 Joined:
12/8/2006
Location:
north babylon, NY
Posted: 10/4/2007 4:19:56 PM
we stop talking to Calhoun until we get some fucking pictures. It's not like she contributes anything funny to the conversation. And if she's not hot, than what the fuck is the point of even talking to her?
