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Connor McNally The Greatest Season Ever: Lost Episode Original Post
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Posted: 10/4/2007

January 29th, 2007. A day no doubt many of you have ingrained in your brains, for that was the day that I last posted a Greatest Season Ever article here at ThePhatPhree. Well fret not my fellow SBTB'ers, I'm back (sorta). For the record I didn't stop writing the series.

Saved by the Bell is my life, it's the one thing that keeps me going. Turning my back on Zach and The Gang would be like Justin Timberlake turning his back on other guys' dicks.

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  • Spartan Shows () Post #: 51
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    Joined:  2/27/2007
    Location:  Ventura, CA
    Posted: 10/4/2007 3:05:35 PM
    The Girls Next Door. duh.
    Sunset Tan.
    The O.C.
    Full House........pervs. Uncle Jesse's wife was tha shizzzzz.



    Christine - Call me. I want to here your sweeeeet little voice.
    brikz TMan () Post #: 52
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    Joined:  12/8/2006
    Location:  north babylon, NY
    Posted: 10/4/2007 3:06:52 PM
    That bike show was called Pacific Blue. Don't ask me why I know that, but the chick who was fucking the drummer from Blink 182 on that reality show was in that. She was hot...back then.

    Does anyone remember that show Silk Stalkings on USA back in the day. Used to come on after wrestling on Monday nights. I beat it to that quite a few times (the show...not wrestling...fuck).

    We're #1! We're #1!
    EVIL FRANK Spart () Post #: 53
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    Joined:  8/5/2007
    Location:  La Crosse, WI
    Posted: 10/4/2007 3:10:45 PM
    Here's why you watched.

    http://www.wimp.com/olsen/

    I'll put a NSFW on that.
    BN Yep () Post #: 54
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    Joined:  12/7/2006
    Location:  TPP Island, NY
    Posted: 10/4/2007 3:10:48 PM
    I have my own bobble-head doll - I'm a fucking legend!
    The Filth Psst () Post #: 55
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    Joined:  6/20/2007
    Location:  Norristown, PA
    Posted: 10/4/2007 3:14:03 PM
    Vertigo...old people tend to be grouchy. You kind of undermined your arguement there. You know what else is a good movie? Satyricon. You know who was a good actor. Broderick Crawford. But you didn't fucking pick them, you picked these two things for a reason. So what was the reason?

    I'm not mad at you, Texans call everyone boy. Its second nature. Frankly, I pity you, you had Bush as a governor and you didn't even know better.

    Hey when the Cowboy play the Texans is it like the Civil War all over again? Do you just go home with
    the winner like the average Texas high school cheerleader?
    vertigo come on () Post #: 56
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    Joined:  12/7/2006
    Location:  dallas, TX
    Posted: 10/4/2007 3:26:22 PM
    filth usually you're strong, can't believe you missed me just stirring the pot as usual. No points this round.

    The average high school cheerleader goes home with people like you, I take home the one that's on top of the pyramid. The thin one.

    Any day with a Broderick Crawford reference is a good day to me. Pass the courvoisier.

    Also, psst-your crew is about to fuck around and drop to #3.

    BigNick, empty out the office fridge tomorrow.

    "Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?"

    We're #1! We're #1!






    The Filth I WAS kidding () Post #: 57
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    Location:  Norristown, PA
    Posted: 10/4/2007 3:28:12 PM
    You taught me to counterpunch hard. You taught me, sensei-

    I suppose I must infer Paul Newman is your favorite actor and Vertigo your favorite movie, but why? Plus, the rest of you with esoteric names/avatars, clue in one of new guys, will you?
    Digger Shows () Post #: 58
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    Joined:  12/11/2006
    Location:  Upper Marlboro, MD
    Posted: 10/4/2007 3:32:33 PM

    Head of the Class - Robin Givins

    Blossom - Six

    A Different World - Lisa Bonet & Jasmine Guy (plus a comeo role by Jada Pinkett Smith).

    Family Matters - Steve Urkel's girlfriend "RIP".


    Movies?? I thought Paul Newman was a race car driver??


    DLamp Nothing is more esoteric () Post #: 59
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    Joined:  12/7/2006
    Location:  Los Angeles, CA
    Posted: 10/4/2007 3:32:37 PM
    Than a guy named Balls.

    This isn't the SAT's Filth, you should be better than this.
    Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster so () Post #: 60
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    Joined:  12/7/2006
    Location:  Seattle, WA
    Posted: 10/4/2007 3:34:06 PM
    This guy comes in and I ask the standard,

    TB: What brings you to the ER today?
    Guy: I piss excellence. Well actually its blood, but I prefer excellence.

    Best. Patient. Ever.

    And Nick, if you can – leave an upper decker.

    BN Allow me Filth () Post #: 61
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    Location:  TPP Island, NY
    Posted: 10/4/2007 3:34:19 PM
    My name is BigNick. I chose this because, at the gym, i got the nick-name, BigNick it caught on in my everyday life. Then for my birthday this year my dad thought it would be funny to get me a bobble head with my head and no shirt flexing, of course. While attempting to surprise me with said bobble head my dad asked my roommate to get a picture of my head but not to tell me why. Roommate almost got dead by taking my picture several times one night without my consent.
    The Filth Digger () Post #: 62
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    Location:  Norristown, PA
    Posted: 10/4/2007 3:34:59 PM
    Forgot about Urkel's girlfriend she was fucking hot. You brought that back.

    DLamp, I'm going to accept your statement since you're so damn intimidating.
    BN too bad () Post #: 63
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    Location:  TPP Island, NY
    Posted: 10/4/2007 3:36:23 PM
    i can't leave an upperdeck, i would, i'm not too mature for that (duh), but the toilets don't have tanks. That would have been awesome. I wish i would have thought of that when i left my old apartment.
    Balls Balls () Post #: 64
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    Location:  New York, NY
    Posted: 10/4/2007 3:36:53 PM
    I have enormous testicles.
    vertigo alright () Post #: 65
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    Location:  dallas, TX
    Posted: 10/4/2007 3:38:47 PM
    OU-Texas this weekend, also TX state fair. The weekend is going to be great, come to the fair and enjoy:

    Fried guacamole
    Fried latte
    Fried coca-cola
    Fried peach cobbler on a stick
    Fried cheesecake

    These are all real items available at the fair, awesome.

    "Let's get drunk and leave this house with somebody!"
    The Filth Oh Vertigo () Post #: 66
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    Location:  Norristown, PA
    Posted: 10/4/2007 3:39:28 PM
    It sounds like heaven.
    Arrogant Bastahhd Filth () Post #: 67
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    Joined:  2/22/2007
    Location:  miami, FL
    Posted: 10/4/2007 3:39:51 PM
    if you can't figure my name out, you've got greater issues than we thought.

    DC was getting his ass handed to him, but came back with one hell of a haymaker. Good show boys, good show.


    vertigo filth () Post #: 68
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    Location:  dallas, TX
    Posted: 10/4/2007 3:40:57 PM
    Like they would let you in
    Annabelle B. Vert () Post #: 69
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    Joined:  8/22/2007
    Location:  Calhoun, TN
    Posted: 10/4/2007 3:41:18 PM
    They have fried Snickers bars on sticks nowdays. No shit. Deep fried and cake batter. Heart attack waiting to happen but it's heaven until it comes.
    Arrogant Bastahhd I almost forgot to mention it () Post #: 70
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    Joined:  2/22/2007
    Location:  miami, FL
    Posted: 10/4/2007 3:44:39 PM
    Toque - how you feelin about sunday??? Are the mean old, cheating refs gonna do you guys in again? Will you believe when we beat your pansy west coast asses again? Prediction 34-10 Stillerz!

    I think a bet is in order. Loser must post pic wearing winning team paraphenelia and change their name to "my team" is a bunch of whiny little bitches. or some such, we'll work on that. You up for it?
    vertigo calhoun () Post #: 71
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    Joined:  12/7/2006
    Location:  dallas, TX
    Posted: 10/4/2007 3:46:36 PM
    What the fuck does it take to get you to post some pictures? Perhaps it takes:

    A corn dog and a Fiat?
    A box of wine and a vibrator?
    2 shots of Jim Beam and a twix?
    A bar of dove soap and a haircut?
    Some dental floss and a pair of Wranglers?
    A Miranda Lambert cd and a honeybaked ham?
    deuce screen name / picture () Post #: 72
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    Joined:  12/7/2006
    Location:  two up two down, VA
    Posted: 10/4/2007 3:46:58 PM
    deuce is short for deuce and a half - the 2.5 ton truck manufactured by am general that the army has used since the 40s. It eats humvees & craps h2's. I own one (keep it at my parents farm). they are fun to drive over trees, hedges, mud, snow, etc. can't be buried, can't be stopped. 6 cylinder diesel that will take anything as fuel. (i've changed the oil & poured the sludge into the fuel tank - keeps on getting it) very nice duck truck. (what i use it for mostly)

    just happened on the mr t photo of what appears to be his glamour shots session when tpp invited us to myspace (i had no clue what myspace was back then)
    then a game came up last week about posters as villians; tom a suggested me as vader - i laughed, and went with it.
    Digger It is () Post #: 73
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    Location:  Upper Marlboro, MD
    Posted: 10/4/2007 3:48:24 PM

    obvious Filth that I have a reputation of "Digging" out all of the hoes in the neighborhood.

    Hence Digger was born!!
    aghababa Vert () Post #: 74
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    Joined:  8/29/2007
    Location:  Boston, MA
    Posted: 10/4/2007 3:48:25 PM
    Are they also gonna have fried baby legs and chocolate nooses?
    The Filth Toque/AB () Post #: 75
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    Rank: 18
    Joined:  6/20/2007
    Location:  Norristown, PA
    Posted: 10/4/2007 3:49:34 PM
    Two words:

    NFL thongs.
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