Posts: 9 Rank: 159
Member Since:
3/19/2006
Location:
Balls, UT
Posted: 10/4/2007
January 29th, 2007. A day no doubt many of you have ingrained in your brains, for that was the day that I last posted a Greatest Season Ever article here at ThePhatPhree. Well fret not my fellow SBTB'ers, I'm back (sorta). For the record I didn't stop writing the series.
Saved by the Bell is my life, it's the one thing that keeps me going. Turning my back on Zach and The Gang would be like Justin Timberlake turning his back on other guys' dicks.
Posts: 1032 Rank: 11 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
two up two down, VA
Posted: 10/4/2007 4:25:29 PM
filth - don't take this the wrong way (i'm not an a-hole) but everytime i read your posts i have the harlem globetrotters theme in my head. and it's fucking awesome. i recommend it to everyone (with your permission, of course).
vert ha! thanks... (count the entendre's in it for endless fun.)
Posts: 581 Rank: 21 Joined:
12/8/2006
Location:
north babylon, NY
Posted: 10/4/2007 4:28:16 PM
seriously...I'm at a client with a Senior and a Manager right now and it took everything in my power not to completely lose my shit from that Harlem Globetrotter post. That was Vinatieri in the snow against Oakland good. I don't know what else to say.
Posts: 1084 Rank: 9 Joined:
3/13/2007
Location:
My Cubicle, CO
Posted: 10/4/2007 4:29:21 PM
I haven't seen that kid since college (5.5 years) and for all I know he repeated the bag-o-wine incident and died of alcohol poisioning, but if I see any else with one I will be sure to let you know. Does anyone else think DC just found his in???
Posts: 1945 Rank: 5 Joined:
2/27/2007
Location:
Ventura, CA
Posted: 10/4/2007 4:30:57 PM
Show us your tits.
Wait. Let me back up.
You are not very funny. So we bash on you. By all means, keep trying though. But allow me to make a suggestion. If you posted a pic of you topless, and as long as the twins aren't poster children for Bisquick pancake mix, then we would treat you like fucking gold. GOLD I SAY!!!
So now, refer to my first statement.
p.s. Freddy Endo is my reall nickname. I used to have bad acne in high school, so all my friends called me Freddy, for Freddy Kreuger, and I smoked more pot than anyone, so it evolved to Freddy Endo. 16 years later, they still call me Freddy. I have friends that think that's my real name.
Posts: 2748 Rank: 1 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 10/4/2007 4:32:18 PM
I am cracking up now. I will never be able to read his comments again without this happening. oh my god, I am seriously dying right now. my face is beet red.
Annabelle- if you refer to snickers one more time, I will inititate an "everyone hate annabelle cause I said so" campaign.
Also, another person i forgot to give credit to yesterday was toque for vagoina. I have been doing this so much and it doesn't stop being funny. it helps if you add some other austrailan phrase in with it.
Posts: 714 Rank: 18 Joined:
6/20/2007
Location:
Norristown, PA
Posted: 10/4/2007 4:35:02 PM
Thanks the explanations for the names, some of that shit was killing me. I will submit that Annabelle's resistance to our gauntlet of abuse should be worth something. I will also say that I've always imagined AB to actually be a homeless man that keeps getting shooed out of free Internet access at Burger King whenever he posts, and Vertigo is a self-hating black.
Now we're flowing, very oatmeal too. Courvoisier time already at 3:33pm for the following:
AB, I love that suits line. In the spirit: "Where's dinner? Its 3:45! I can't eat excuses!"
Calhoun, your best post ever. Of course that's like saying world's tallest midget, but congrats anyway gorgeous.
Deuce, you kill more than BigNick and Alexander the Great combined. You're the chairman of the comment board.
Christine, toss out some ideas for fried items I can try to get in to next year's TX fair. We can split the winnings. This offer applies to anyone, but just want to get Christine "humming" again.
I've now decided to hate you because, not only will you show us if you're hot or not, but you live within the shitties, most illogical, and annoying of all federal Circuits, the ass-backwards 6th. Fuck you and all your regions egregious interpretations.
Posts: 779 Rank: 2 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Seattle, WA
Posted: 10/4/2007 4:43:33 PM
The Gargamel thing was one that I was kicking around last night. I’m gonna roll with it.
Screen name: Toque (originally Toque Bongrip for the newbies) I like pot. A lot. A real lot. To communicate how much I like pot I would have to type in “Aliens have landed” size newspaper font for you to truly understand. Also my hospital does not drug test. #1 reason why I work here.
Deuce – funny you mention the Globetrotters thing. Every time I read your posts I have the A-Team theme.
We had a midget come in today. He was on a little scooter and everything.
Spartan telling some they aren’t funny is funny to me. And he just worked* his way to the top 5. Somewhere in Texas, Vertigo is ‘rescuing’ a kitten from an animal shelter for the sole purpose of putting said kitten into a quisinart just to see the expression on its face so he knows another living thing feels the same pain.
I am in no way denying that I live "you live within the shitties, most illogical, and annoying of all federal Circuits, the ass-backwards 6th." Exactly why I'm getting the fuck outta here ASAP.
And I hate you too for living in a city with designer boutiques, ass kick night clubs, sunny beaches, and malls so big they rent out golf carts to their customers.
Posts: 714 Rank: 18 Joined:
6/20/2007
Location:
Norristown, PA
Posted: 10/4/2007 4:53:30 PM
I do like you, but the horse racing thing has always made me suspicious, like you're covering up your real job. I can just see you in a luxury hotel room with AB and a bunch of Japanese businessmen holding up money and screaming "Ass to Ass! Ass to Ass!"
I don't train race horses, I train walking horses for show. That is my real job seeing how I didn't have the patience to finish the last year of college and this is the only profitable career I could live with.
Posts: 374 Rank: 19 Joined:
8/5/2007
Location:
La Crosse, WI
Posted: 10/4/2007 4:56:04 PM
EVIL Frank. My name is Frank. I had another buddy at one time, his name was also Frank. Our friends kept confusing us so they called me Evil Frank, or just Evil. now there is just me.
Posts: 2748 Rank: 1 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Philadelphia, PA
Posted: 10/4/2007 5:08:38 PM
David Cross David Craig David Carusso Daniel Corsican Danny Cutler Dan Crakowski Derek ( i hope not) curitelli Dustin Castle Drake Cartolino Dean Cass Dusty Cankles
Posts: 1945 Rank: 5 Joined:
2/27/2007
Location:
Ventura, CA
Posted: 10/4/2007 5:09:18 PM
I am Jesus and Lucifer, but I am NOT Judas.
Uncle Toque - Haven't been +ing myself for quit a while. I've earned the 5. Your guilded gift has worn off on me a little.
Things about me no one would care about:
I have a really nice plant on my desk that I nursed back to health.
I was named Class of '91s Most Likely to Become a Bum. True story.
I have really great blue eyes.
I saved my dad's life 6 years ago when he had a massive heart attack in front of me and died. I had to revive him three times before the ambulance arrived.
I was awarded Honor Recruit in bootcamp and was given a pay raise to E-2 for it.
