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Posted: 10/5/2007
Deep in a vast storage cellar, lined with rows and rows of almost identical boxes, resides a crate containing the one and true Ark of the Covenant. A treasure so important that no one in the modern era is allowed to gaze upon it's melting wax man secrets. But George Lucas and Steven Spielberg have an even bigger secret these days, production notes and scripts from the fourth installment of the series that kept Han Solo from being typecast, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. U...
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Posts: 750 Rank: 2 Joined:
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Seattle, WA
Posted: 10/5/2007 6:46:38 AM
Read the Realbond62 posts with the Darrell Hammond as Connery on Jeopardy voice from SNL to get the full effect.
“At this point I would not be surprised if the producers let the older kids rape her and bury her in a ditch in the desert just for the ratings. Okay, maybe that's a little inappropriate, even for TPP”
Apparently Napalm has never heard of BigNick.
Napalm’s?
1 - I’m all about the Bruceploitation as long as it’s a monkey and knows Kung-Fu. TPP Faithful know where I stand on this. “STRIKE FIRST. STRIKE HARD. NO MERCY SIR!”
2 - Napalm, I gave you that film of my girlfriend on the condition that it wouldn’t end up on the site.
Dick.
But now all of you know why I come home at night. So I guess it’s a push. Cute huh?
3 - If Matt Hasselbeck ever wore a Rothlisth-idontfuckingcare jersey I would beat him to death with a bag full of AIDS patient needles.
Sidenote: since his wife had his kids @ my hospital I know where he lives and actually have his home phone number (Holmgren’s too). I also called Edgar Martinez to tell him that he’s the fucking man and that “Beisbol haz benn berry berry good to hiem”
1) Bruceploitation indeed, but they better go with original sound effects or all bets are off.
2)She's a Keeper!
3)if Julius Peppers wore a Vick jersey out in public, myself and the other 26 Carolina Panthers fans would be howling mad. It would be the equivalent to Toque's "Worthlessberger" jersey nightmare.
Posts: 1510 Rank: 4 Joined:
12/7/2006
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New York, NY
Posted: 10/5/2007 8:12:24 AM
1. I'd go for more Indiana Jones as long as they get a new actor at some point. I'm pretty sure Harrison Ford can pull off one more of these, btu after that he'll be too damn old and probably won't have any hair left to dye. I'll probably see these movies as long as they keep making them.
2. *fart* *blows load in khakis* *passes out in chair*
3. Billy Beane would have to dig up my dead grandmother and defile her.
In light of yesterday's article I thouhgt I'd tell you guys that one of the TV in my office is turned to TBS right now since we put on the baseball games yesterday. And I come in this morning and it's showing the "Saved By the Bell" movie. What was this movie about? How old are they supposed to be? Is it good? I'm full of questions.
Posts: 323 Rank: 21 Joined:
8/5/2007
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La Crosse, WI
Posted: 10/5/2007 8:55:13 AM
I think the idea of other actors filling in for older actors in sequels is a good Idea, James bond? But the using of a cardboard cutout, or a dummy is an insult to the actor. Sure you could use any shaved monkey to play a role that was once belonging to Brendan Frazer. But Bruce Lee?
I have dozens of Martial arts movies, and I've seen not all but close to it of Bruce Lee imitations. Jacki Chan is one and he may be good, but he is no Bruce Lee. But I still like me some Chinese.
Words, Do not describe the Joy, and the despair that I will never meet this creature. Her tongue is hypnotic....
I would have to see Dave Chapelee renounce the Herb, and become some hardcore religious fanatic. Since I’m sure this will not happen I can sleep well at night.
Posts: 1021 Rank: 11 Joined:
12/7/2006
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two up two down, VA
Posted: 10/5/2007 9:05:33 AM
best fucking trailer. ever. i think it was unveiled at the latest bourne installment in the theater.. i think.. just remember seeing it somewhere. i almost stood up and applauded though. "more strikes than clemens" is fucking awesome.
Q&A 1. all i want to see in the next indy movie is "short round". doctah jones! 2. "if you brave knights doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you here with big, pointy teeth.." 3. bernie kosar in an elway jersey, or gibbs coaching for dallas.
1. Indiana Jones vs Tomb Raider and Indy turns evil and captures Tomb Raider and tortures her with his lasso and meatpole, then he dies and she espaces and "adopts" Indy's young protege into her meathole.
2.That shit looks gross, but she kinda reminds me of the chick from Band Camp. Why are red heads so fuckin pale? Oh, probably because she is a vampire. Nice fangs!!
3. If Dexter Manley was on a "Just say no" commercial, I would stomp my neighbor's minature daschund. I fucking hate Lebron (even though he is the best player on the planet). Stupid Noog!!
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3/13/2007
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Denver, CO
Posted: 10/5/2007 9:45:46 AM
1. Those movies were fun to watch a couple times but honestly I could go without ever seeing another one. Who wants to see Ford's old ass try and do the same stunts he did 25 year ago, No thanks.
2. I think there was something going on with her tongue but all I could see was the giant gap between her front teeth.
3. It just proves professional atheletes are bandwagon jumpers just like the rest of the world. Next year he'll be sporting a Rockies cap.
Posts: 552 Rank: 22 Joined:
12/8/2006
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north babylon, NY
Posted: 10/5/2007 9:48:55 AM
see the video for some reason. Is it from youtube? Does anyone have a link they could drop me?
1. Fuck Steven Spielberg, fuck George Lucas, and fuck Harrison Ford. The only memorable things from Indiana Jones for me was "Docta Jones" and "Indy, Cova Yo Haart". I say if they're gonna make a sequel the little gook should be the star. "Bing Bong Jones and the Valley of the Sun" I like it.
2. Can't see it.
3. I think Derek Jeter would have to get caught in a truck stop bathroom blowing David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez simaltaneously while Pedro Martinez greased up his cock with Soul Glow and put his outie in Jeter's innie while Theo Ebstein video taped the whole thing and masterbated. Anything lesss than that and he'd probably still be in the clear with Yankee fans.
1. If Kareem is available then Bruce. 2. Where do I sign? 3. Maybe he should've gone to college. Who would've thought?
BigNick's last day, everyone raise a glass to the true villain/murderer of TPP. A man that got into character like DeNiro did in the 70's. In his honor, youtube clip of the day is of another great villain kicking some ass:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XEhUjRWdNE
"You're the best! Around! Nothing's gonna ever keep you down!"
Posts: 1510 Rank: 4 Joined:
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New York, NY
Posted: 10/5/2007 9:59:45 AM
The video clip has a logo that says "Metacafe" on it if that's any help at all. you should see it though.
As for Lebron, apparently he claims to have liked the Yankees his whole life which would almost be ok, but then I remembered that he's even from Akron, Ohio, so his roots (should) run deep. This is a gigantic conflict for Clevelanders: on the one hand he's a native son, arguable the best player in the league with potential to be the best ever, makes your once moribund franchise extremely relevant and he's one of the most charismatic athletes alive today. But, on the other hand he's wearing the opposing team's gear (and it's the fucking Yankees at that) in your stadium in a fuckinng PLAYOFF game! Should you throw beer and batteries at him, or just bite your tongue and think about how much he does for the town the rest of the year? I mean, this isn't grounds to get rid of him...is it? JDL must be beside himself right now.
Posts: 552 Rank: 22 Joined:
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north babylon, NY
Posted: 10/5/2007 10:20:24 AM
For some reason I can't get on this metacafe website. I don't have any filters on my network. I don't get it. But if you could get it to me on myspace that would be cool.
Posts: 1044 Rank: 9 Joined:
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Denver, CO
Posted: 10/5/2007 10:27:08 AM
Travis Henry is being suspended for a year. How hard is it not to smoke weed during a season when you are being paid millions. Oh wait, I'm talking about a guy too stupid to use a condom, carry on.
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Norristown, PA
Posted: 10/5/2007 10:32:09 AM
Remember when our whole receiving core went down and then Eddie Kennison retired but instead went to our division rivals? Remember Daryl Gardener breaking his wrist in a resteraunt and then completely flaming out? Remember getting beat by tight ass Tom Coughlin in 1996 when we were supposed to win it all or Jake Plummer tossing 4 stroke inducing picks to the Steelers when we were supposed to smoke them in Mile High?
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St. Louis, MO
Posted: 10/5/2007 10:38:17 AM
1. I have a kung fu movie collection. Back before we tied the knot my wife bought me a set of Bruceploitation films starring the aforementioned Bruce Lei; they really sucked, but the high level of sucktitude is the best part of some sleepyhead movies. She was cool enough to buy the real Bruce Lee set after she realized her mistake.
And while I'm on the subject, the original Drunken Master that Jackie Chan shot in 1978 is must see for anybody who's a fan of the genre. I will warn you that this drunken kung fu gets into your subconscious and comes out whenever you get faced. In example, my friend had to intervene multiple times to save me from getting shit stomped at a bar in Little Rock after I blacked out and went on a kung fu spree. Damn, I'm glad I can't remember any of that.
2. That bucktoothed girl might give good fellatio. You'd really have to stick your dick in her mouth to tell.
3. Eddie Van Halen playing the guitar solo to the Michael Jackson song "Beat It".
Posts: 1044 Rank: 9 Joined:
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Denver, CO
Posted: 10/5/2007 10:41:33 AM
Has always had a way to give us Broncos fans hope and then crush it at the end of the season. At least he isn't teasing us this year. I'll be lucky if they hit 5 wins by December. Weak.
Steeley good call on Beat It, although I must admit I love that riff.
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Norristown, PA
Posted: 10/5/2007 10:47:48 AM
We'll find out that Champ Bailey was fighting dogs with Michael Vick (via Fightin' Champ's Kennel most likely.) and Jay Cutler's sex tape with Matt Leinart will drop.
Between this and the fact that porn is going to be Hi-Def and we will see how truely bad our favorites really look there is nothing in entertainment to look forward to.
I'm going to move to Texas with Vertigo and start beating my wife.
