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Winter Park, FL
Posted: 10/5/2007
Deep in a vast storage cellar, lined with rows and rows of almost identical boxes, resides a crate containing the one and true Ark of the Covenant. A treasure so important that no one in the modern era is allowed to gaze upon it's melting wax man secrets. But George Lucas and Steven Spielberg have an even bigger secret these days, production notes and scripts from the fourth installment of the series that kept Han Solo from being typecast, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. U...
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I've not rated any of these comments, except for Brikz two cuz they were terrible, but Keile was the only one that didn't make me dumber for having read it.
Posts: 569 Rank: 21 Joined:
12/8/2006
Location:
north babylon, NY
Posted: 10/5/2007 5:53:06 PM
most of my office is going to happy hour. Hopefully I'll have some good stories to tell on Monday that AB can rip off as his own and tell on Wednesday.
Posts: 1926 Rank: 6 Joined:
2/27/2007
Location:
Ventura, CA
Posted: 10/5/2007 5:53:16 PM
Toque, you are BARELY carrying the funny on the boards today. WTF? If it wasn't for your story about Dr. Miyagi, I'd have to say this board is a wash.
AB - You plagarize more than I lie. You need help.
Vert - Since you are done with Sarah, mind if I show everyone those naked pics of her?
DLamp - I need a ruling. I am going camping tonight and I have to know something. Does my sleeping bag need to match my pillow? I don't want to commit a camping fashion faux pa.
Posts: 768 Rank: 2 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Seattle, WA
Posted: 10/5/2007 6:16:48 PM
You're a dumbass. How could you think that no one would notice you whacking off in a bathroom stall at the King of Coffee's HQ at 9:30 a.m.?
I was just sitting on the pot, minding my own business, when you disturbed my routine. The eerie silence and strange shadows in your stall threw me off a bit, but things quickly became obvious when your spunk hit the floor right next to my feet.
You would have remained completely anonymous had you not been polite enough to clean your kids off the floor. Though I didn't see your face, hide those hands, buddy. I'll recognize your three-ringed fingers when I see you again.
---------------------------------------------------------------------- My only question is - Spartan, does Arby's know you're cheating.
Posts: 852 Rank: 3 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
Los Angeles, CA
Posted: 10/5/2007 6:19:05 PM
They don't need to match, but they definitely need to "go". Some rules that you should use: Don't mix stripes and plaids Polka dots are a 'never' Black is very slimming, but not a miracle worker. What I'm saying is maybe black isn't a good idea, as some wayward park ranger might confuse your lifeless, sleeping body wrapped in a black bag as the newest discarded carcass from a not so successful Sea World show (I'm assuming your camping someone near San Diego).
Oh, and AB, your headline yesterday (post #100) was 'overheard conversation' so you are correct that you did not say directly that you overheard it, you implied as much, and never mentioned the website anywhere in the post.
You can use The Polumalu to dry those tears, Hack.
