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Posted: 10/5/2007
Deep in a vast storage cellar, lined with rows and rows of almost identical boxes, resides a crate containing the one and true Ark of the Covenant. A treasure so important that no one in the modern era is allowed to gaze upon it's melting wax man secrets. But George Lucas and Steven Spielberg have an even bigger secret these days, production notes and scripts from the fourth installment of the series that kept Han Solo from being typecast, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. U...
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Posts: 1026 Rank: 11 Joined:
12/7/2006
Location:
two up two down, VA
Posted: 10/5/2007 10:52:51 AM
as if they needed any more bandwagon fans.. apparently the team (the actual players, not the franchise) is giving all of their post season earnings to the widow of the 1st base coach that took a screamer to the dome in tulsa. pretty classy dudes if you ask me.
here's my problem with it: will the cleaning crew in bristol, conn. get overtime tonight for cleaning off all the "feel good" spackle from the floors of the sports center studios?
Posts: 1252 Rank: 8 Joined:
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TPP Island, NY
Posted: 10/5/2007 10:54:14 AM
What a year we've had right?
We laughed we cried...
wait
no i think, we laughed, and laughed (raped and killed) and laughed some more. There were drugs involved too.
For you guys making life at work barrable for me, I'm going to start drinking right after lunch in all of your honors. Got to wait until after lunch because this place is taking me out for lunch i don't want to reak of Jameson at noon. Keep the suggestions coming for what you want me to do.
Posts: 1026 Rank: 11 Joined:
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Location:
two up two down, VA
Posted: 10/5/2007 11:03:38 AM
google "the drive" & "the fumble" before you blaspheme God for your postseason pity party.
i dont want to hear it.
bignick- -dook in the urinal. -hide opened cans of tuna throughout the office. -spicy food @ lunch? cropdust the hell out of the place. -sweaty nuts? meet doorknob, meet windows, keyboard & mouse (co-workers). -find an inkpad -> penis stamp EVERYTHING.
Posts: 1252 Rank: 8 Joined:
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Location:
TPP Island, NY
Posted: 10/5/2007 11:07:53 AM
1. I don't care but i do want to see a villian that has a trademark move like in Invasion USA. Chuck Norris's foe would stick is gun down the pants of his rivals and shot their dick and balls. Thats grade A shit right there.
2. I bet her blow job is the biggest let down since... *thinking of something clever*
*still thinking of something clever*
*still thinking of something clever*
fuck it
3. Chop off the dome of a white chick and the waiter
I want to know what it feels like to have defended a bunch of fucking *war criminals* who are doing the same things for which we (U.S. Gov't) tried and executed members of the Gestapo after WWII.
I'm not kidding - we have war criminals in the White House now. Un-fucking-believable. "And I'm proud to be an American...!"
Posts: 1252 Rank: 8 Joined:
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Posted: 10/5/2007 11:31:52 AM
between a war criminal and a non-war criminal
Winning.
Drop a bomb and kill millions of innocent, war criminal? NO winner by fucking knock out. the only thing this administration is doing wrong is they are pussy footing around. Blow those camal fuckers up, all of them including Obama...I got an idea, lets vote a muslim for pres of the US. Great thinking democrats...and by democrats i mean Nougets
it's your last day, please refrain from trying to create lucid arguments, you might strain yourself. One part of your body hasn't had a work out in a long long time, and it shows.
Also, where the fuck did that bullshit come from, can we focus on what's important here... like the redhead that gives head like she invented it,
Napalms:
1. More indy, it's good shit, it's fucking pure americana, and it doesn't matter how old ford gets, I never bought him as a tough guy anyway. That wasn't really the point of these movies. But this kid better not be annoying.
2. "and how many karats did you want?"
3. Bettis came pretty fucking close with this bullshit book, in which he claims Kordell got set up and undeservingly chased out of town, and oh yeah, I faked an injury to get out of camp. Fuck you Bettis, way to put your first ballot in jeopardy for some scratch on a book you fat douchebag.
Bettis first ballot? Give me a break. Imagine Bettis being worth a shit his entire career and winning 3 super bowls-voila, Michael Irvin-not a first ballot HOF. Stay down
"for filing" was done as an homage to Igick, but I fear that isn't the case.
Vert - top five all time rushing list gets you a look, yes? And a big part of it is a popularity contest and he was definitely doing well in that department prior to this book.
when you get on here, I want to hear some kind of proposal for a bet or an admission that the Steelers are clearly the superior team. One or the other bro.
A mention of parliaments and Christine doesn't comment? Pathetic.
Last pic caption: "Hey maybe I can at least root for someone that will win a title!"
"First off, being upper class or a lowly peasant is in fact truly determined on who wins and loses at pointless games." Napalm I love you but no excuses. We're #1! We're #1!
tman and filth, you got Terrell Davis in round 6, cry me a fucking river.
